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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Daphne say experts say is the worst thing you can do in front of your child?
(a) Reading.
(b) Smoking.
(c) Drinking.
(d) Cursing.

2. When Daphne reads the newspaper, what are the board of supervisors about to vote on?
(a) Local water taxes.
(b) Secession to join the State of Jefferson.
(c) Changing the local dog ordinances.
(d) Legalizing marijuana.

3. What is Ed’s view of Islam?
(a) That there are many secular traditions in Islam.
(b) That there are too many varieties to generalize.
(c) That they all want to kill Americans.
(d) That they are all ISIS.

4. What does Daphne say she wanted to study in school?
(a) Persian history.
(b) Turkish and Arabic languages.
(c) Islamic religion.
(d) Turkish literature and art.

5. How does Daphne describe herself when she catches sight of herself in the sliding glass door?
(a) Pudgy.
(b) Twiggy.
(c) Handsome.
(d) Svelte.

6. What does Daphne say the West would not have without Islam?
(a) Philosophy.
(b) Literature.
(c) Algebra.
(d) Medicine.

7. What does Daphne submit her parents’ and Ellery and Maryam’s names for?
(a) Miracles.
(b) Blessings.
(c) Intercession.
(d) Prayers.

8. What does Daphne compare to an army in her conversation with Engin?
(a) The café patrons.
(b) Honey’s fingers.
(c) Engin’s questions.
(d) Her tears.

9. What kind of house does Daphne have in Altavista?
(a) Cape.
(b) Farmhouse.
(c) Ranch house.
(d) Double-wide trailer.

10. Where does Daphne find wifi signal when she gets to Altavista?
(a) In the attic.
(b) In her car.
(c) The corner of her porch.
(d) Outside the town library.

11. How long did Daphne and Engin date before she came home?
(a) Three months.
(b) A year.
(c) A month.
(d) Six months.

12. How did Daphne get Engin into the U.S.?
(a) Through a refugee program.
(b) On a tourist visa.
(c) On a fiancé visa.
(d) On a work visa.

13. How many Muslims does Daphne say there are in the world?
(a) 200 million.
(b) 1 billion.
(c) 3 billion.
(d) 500 million.

14. What does Honey’s name mean in Turkish?
(a) Revenge.
(b) Summer wind.
(c) Honey.
(d) Flower.

15. What causes Daphne to leave the church?
(a) Honey grabs the money in the basket during the offertory.
(b) Honey will not stop wriggling and vocalizing.
(c) She does not feel well.
(d) Daphne is mortified not to have any money during the offertory.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Honey cut her finger on at The Golden Spike?

2. What does Daphne say her balance was five months ago?

3. What is it that snaps the sexual spell for Daphne?

4. What did Daphne tell her husband to be prepared for in the casinos of Altavista?

5. What does Daphne say will be the downfall of the State of Jefferson movement?

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