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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What upsets Kaira about her mother?
(a) She has a fight with El Genius.
(b) She is out cold drunk.
(c) She is not there yet.
(d) She is drinking a cocktail.

2. What does Ginny say that embarrasses Armpit?
(a) His real name is Theodore.
(b) He was in a correctional facility.
(c) He is Ginny's hero.
(d) He is the nicest person on the planet.

3. What did the guys who wanted the tickets bring?
(a) A money order.
(b) A counter offer.
(c) A cop.
(d) A check.

4. What does Armpit impulsively ask Tatiana?
(a) To attend the Kaira concert with him.
(b) To run for homecoming queen.
(c) To help Ginny win.
(d) To go to the movies with him.

5. How does Kaira preface one of songs?
(a) With a dedication to Ginny.
(b) With a commentary about her feelings about men.
(c) With a dedication to her deceased father.
(d) With her farewell to the music business.

6. What happens when Armpit tries to buy a newspaper?
(a) He needs correct change and does not have it.
(b) The vending machine eats his coins.
(c) He does not have enough money.
(d) He is refused service.

7. What does Armpit think about as he eats his lunch?
(a) He wishes he could go to college.
(b) He has made back all his money.
(c) He wishes he could go to the Kaira concert.
(d) He doesn't want to do anything else illegal.

8. Why are there several street people waiting in the line to buy tickets?
(a) They are hoping someone will give them tickets.
(b) They are panhandling.
(c) They have been hired by professional scalpers.
(d) They have been given complimentary tickets.

9. What does Kaira say to the audience about Ginny and Armpit?
(a) Armpit was kind to bring Ginny to the show.
(b) A lowlife scalper sold them forged tickets.
(c) The police brutalized Armpit just because of his race.
(d) Nothing.

10. What is Coo's problem?
(a) Blindness.
(b) Leukemia.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Deafness.

11. What is Karira currently doing?
(a) Retiring from law.
(b) Working at a school.
(c) Recovering in the hospital.
(d) Performing on a national tour.

12. What is Ginny's physical problem?
(a) Cerebral palsy.
(b) Spinal bifida.
(c) Cancer.
(d) None.

13. Who are Felix and Moses?
(a) Two guys from Armpit's class at school.
(b) Armpit's cousins.
(c) Professional scalpers.
(d) X-Ray's cousins.

14. How does Kaira feel when the band plays Joplin's music?
(a) She doesn't understand Joplin's singing style.
(b) She says it's not her kind of music.
(c) She thinks Joplin is screaming too loudly.
(d) A connection to Joplin's emotional voice.

15. Who is Murdock?
(a) A cop.
(b) A teacher at school.
(c) The drummer in Kaira's band.
(d) The restaurant owner.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Ginny do when the police grab Armpit?

2. How does Ginny react to Coo's loss?

3. Whom does Murdock only see once a month?

4. Why is Armpit disappointed after the last two campaign speeches?

5. To what do Armpit and Mayor Ane dance?

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