View a FREE sample

This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What bad news does Sally One-Eye have for Bart?
(a) The fire marshal has been out to his car dealership twice, looking at tapes of the property.
(b) The feds have already questioned him about the fires.
(c) The construction is moving on already.
(d) A camera was mounted to the construction site and has Bart on tape setting the fires.

2. Who, from the laundry, may be attending the New Year's Eve party that Bart and Mary are invited to?
(a) Steve Ordner.
(b) Vinnie Mason.
(c) Sally from accounting.
(d) Ron Stone.

3. Why does Bart like reading Kurt Vonnegut books?
(a) Because they are filled with murderous plans.
(b) Because the books are written at a low reading level.
(c) Because Vonnegut gave him the idea to sabotage the roadwork in one of his books.
(d) Because they are funny.

4. Why does Bart say that Mary doesn't have it as bad living at her parents' house as she claims?
(a) Because they never wanted her to marry him.
(b) They always wanted her to stay at home and take care of them.
(c) Because they have money.
(d) Because she can finally be happy without him.

5. What word does the hitchhiker use to describe the 784 extension?
(a) Ugly.
(b) Cool.
(c) Boring.
(d) Stupid.

6. What does Bart think as he sees Mary walking in the door?
(a) Mary, I never should have made you leave me.
(b) Mary, you ought to thank me; you're beautiful.
(c) Mary, I hate you for what you made me do.
(d) Mary, seeing you kills me.

7. Where does Bart get the idea for creating his own explosives?
(a) A friend.
(b) An ex-con he meets in a bar.
(c) A Public Service Announcement.
(d) A newspaper article.

8. When does the option to buy the Waterford plant expire?
(a) November 30th.
(b) December 31st.
(c) November 26th.
(d) December 1st.

9. What does Bart buy Mary for Christmas?
(a) A beaten-silver owl pin.
(b) A blender.
(c) A gold and diamond necklace.
(d) A fur coat.

10. What does the customer in the gun shop claim always happens to automatic guns?
(a) They always get stolen.
(b) They always jam.
(c) They always hit their mark.
(d) They are always dependable.

11. What items does Bart fill with gasoline siphoned from the gas tank of his car?
(a) Old oil cans.
(b) Old olive oil jars.
(c) Returnable soda and beer bottles.
(d) Mary's decorative glass jar collection.

12. After Bart calls Magilore's, he goes home and finds Mary sick. Who does Mary compare herself to because of her voice?
(a) Bugs Bunny.
(b) Elmer Fudd.
(c) Donald Duck.
(d) Charlie Brown's teacher.

13. What time does Bart wake up on the day after he sets the fires?
(a) 8:00 in the morning.
(b) 12:30 in the afternoon.
(c) 5:00 that night.
(d) 4:00 in the morning.

14. How much money are Bart and Mary short on buying the better television?
(a) Forty dollars (40.00).
(b) Ten dollars (10.00).
(c) Sixty Dollars (60.00).
(d) Twenty dollars (20.00).

15. What wakes Bart up from his nap in the U-Wash-It laundry mat?
(a) A Salvation Army Santa's bell.
(b) A child screaming for a bottle.
(c) The laundry attendant telling him people are not allowed to sleep in the laundry.
(d) A woman runs over his foot with a rolling basket.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the plaque on Bart's desk say?

2. What wakes Bart up on Christmas morning?

3. How long is the crane that Bart set fire to going to be out of commission?

4. What is the name of the Democratic candidate who speaks out against the "vandalism" of the 784 construction site?

5. What are people doing at Johnny Walker's delivery accident scene?

(see the answer keys)

This section contains 616 words (approx. 3 pages at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample