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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. To whom does Bart place a call from the gun shop?
(a) WDST Weatherphone.
(b) His wife, Mary.
(c) HIs son, Charlie.
(d) His friend that hunts.

2. What is the name of the hitchhiker?
(a) Olivia.
(b) Regan.
(c) Bridget.
(d) Mary.

3. What items does Bart fill with gasoline siphoned from the gas tank of his car?
(a) Old oil cans.
(b) Old olive oil jars.
(c) Returnable soda and beer bottles.
(d) Mary's decorative glass jar collection.

4. Why does Bart like reading Kurt Vonnegut books?
(a) Because they are funny.
(b) Because they are filled with murderous plans.
(c) Because Vonnegut gave him the idea to sabotage the roadwork in one of his books.
(d) Because the books are written at a low reading level.

5. What is the name of the Democratic candidate who speaks out against the "vandalism" of the 784 construction site?
(a) David Burkham.
(b) Victor Winterburger.
(c) Carl Spindler.
(d) Samuel Bortner.

6. What does Bart do as surrogate work, as opposed to finding a real job?
(a) Driving out to Waterford and yelling at the employees.
(b) Going to the bar and drinking until he passes out.
(c) Driving past Mary's house over and over.
(d) Taking a long ride on the turnpike.

7. What does Mary require of Bart before she will come home to him?
(a) That he find them a new house.
(b) That he get a new job.
(c) That he go to see a psychiatrist.
(d) That he tell her the truth about Olivia.

8. How many people are on Bart's unabridged Christmas list?
(a) No names.
(b) Two (2) names.
(c) Over one hundred and twenty (120) names.
(d) One hundred (100) names.

9. Why does Bart say that Mary doesn't have it as bad living at her parents' house as she claims?
(a) They always wanted her to stay at home and take care of them.
(b) Because they have money.
(c) Because they never wanted her to marry him.
(d) Because she can finally be happy without him.

10. On his first visit to Magliore's car dealer, what name does Bart call Magliore that gets his attention?
(a) Mobster.
(b) Dork.
(c) Thief.
(d) Sucker.

11. Why does Sally One-Eye call Bart on December 25th?
(a) To tell Bart Merry Christmas.
(b) To tell Bart he changed his mind about the explosives.
(c) To congratulate Bart on the fires.
(d) To tell Bart that he's got a new Impala for sale.

12. What does the customer in the gun shop claim always happens to automatic guns?
(a) They always hit their mark.
(b) They always jam.
(c) They are always dependable.
(d) They always get stolen.

13. Of all the machinery that Bart sets on fire, which piece does he consider the masterpiece?
(a) A small payloader.
(b) The bulldozer.
(c) The crane.
(d) The truck.

14. What is the address of Bart's home?
(a) 44 Motorcourt Street.
(b) 1800 784 Extension.
(c) 1241 Fallencrest Street West.
(d) 1241 Crestallen Street West.

15. What does Bart say he will do with the money if the hitchhiker does not take it?
(a) Hide it in her belongings.
(b) Throw it in the trash.
(c) Flush it down the john.
(d) Burn it.

Short Answer Questions

1. What word does the hitchhiker use to describe the 784 extension?

2. Because of misreading the map, where does the hitchhiker think that Bart is going to drive her to?

3. Where did Bart's father die of a stroke?

4. What is the estimated total damage in the area of the construction site?

5. Who, from the laundry, may be attending the New Year's Eve party that Bart and Mary are invited to?

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