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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What items does Bart fill with gasoline siphoned from the gas tank of his car?
(a) Mary's decorative glass jar collection.
(b) Old olive oil jars.
(c) Returnable soda and beer bottles.
(d) Old oil cans.

2. What business does Sally One-Eye use as a cover-up for his mob dealings?
(a) Sally's Advertising.
(b) Magliore's Guaranteed Okay Used Cars.
(c) Magliore's Home Construction.
(d) Sally's Diner.

3. What are people from the laundry, and around town, saying about Bart?
(a) That someone had to do it.
(b) That they are sorry for him.
(c) That he did what he had to do.
(d) That he is crazy.

4. How much money does Bart try to give the hitchhiker?
(a) Twenty (20.00) dollars.
(b) Fifty (50.00) dollars.
(c) One hundred (100.00) dollars.
(d) Two hundred (200.00) dollars.

5. Where is the "wonderful replica of Crestallen Street" located at?
(a) At the historical society.
(b) At City Hall.
(c) Inside a Southern Comfort bottle.
(d) In Bart's mind.

6. How long is the crane that Bart set fire to going to be out of commission?
(a) Two (2) weeks.
(b) Forever. It is totaled.
(c) One (1) week.
(d) Four (4) weeks.

7. When does the option to buy the Waterford plant expire?
(a) November 30th.
(b) December 31st.
(c) November 26th.
(d) December 1st.

8. Why does Bart like reading Kurt Vonnegut books?
(a) Because the books are written at a low reading level.
(b) Because they are funny.
(c) Because Vonnegut gave him the idea to sabotage the roadwork in one of his books.
(d) Because they are filled with murderous plans.

9. What time does Bart wake up on the day after he sets the fires?
(a) 4:00 in the morning.
(b) 12:30 in the afternoon.
(c) 5:00 that night.
(d) 8:00 in the morning.

10. On the night Bart sets the fires, what is wrong with his dreams?
(a) He thinks he is awake.
(b) His dreams keep waking him up.
(c) He feels like his dreams are going to come true.
(d) He feels like his dreams are accusing him of setting the fires.

11. After Bart calls Magilore's, he goes home and finds Mary sick. Who does Mary compare herself to because of her voice?
(a) Charlie Brown's teacher.
(b) Donald Duck.
(c) Bugs Bunny.
(d) Elmer Fudd.

12. To whom does Bart place a call from the gun shop?
(a) His friend that hunts.
(b) WDST Weatherphone.
(c) HIs son, Charlie.
(d) His wife, Mary.

13. What does the bumper sticker on the cash register state?
(a) Guns don't kill people, people kill people.
(b) If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns.
(c) NRA supporter.
(d) Support safe gun laws.

14. What does Mary do to earn her half of the money needed for a new television?
(a) Selling her prized doll collection.
(b) Working part-time as a maid.
(c) Sewing and embroidery work.
(d) Waitressing at Nicky's Diner.

15. Where are Mary and Bart invited for New Year's Eve, even though the host knows they are separated?
(a) Roy Tarkington's.
(b) Steve Ordner's.
(c) Walter Hanmer's.
(d) Vinnie Mason's.

Short Answer Questions

1. At the end of the day, November 24th, who is Bart talking to?

2. What time is the Blue Ribbon Laundry demolition to start?

3. How many people are on Bart's unabridged Christmas list?

4. On the morning of December 10th, where does Bart meet Mary?

5. How much is it going to cost Bart to replace the window in his car that was broken the night he set the fires?

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