3. What will "take you for all you're worth and leave you in the gutter," according to the protagonist's parents?
(a) A Jewish girl.
(b) A wife.
(c) A blondie.
(d) A prostitute.

4. How old was the Monkey when she arrived in New York?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Eighteen.
(c) Sixteen.
(d) Twenty-three.

5. What does the Monkey fantasize about on the drive back after their trip?
(a) Being in movies.
(b) Being a writer.
(c) Being a prostitute.
(d) Being a grown-up.

6. Where do the narrator and the Monkey stop to take pictures on their trip?
(a) Niagara Falls.
(b) The Grand Canyon.
(c) Lake Champlain.
(d) The desert.

7. How old was the narrator when he broke his leg?
(a) Sixteen.
(b) Fifteen.
(c) Fourteen.
(d) Seventeen.

8. What phrase does the narrator say he never said before his trip with the college girlfriend?
(a) Good morning.
(b) Ciao.
(c) I love you.
(d) Goodnight.

9. Where does Smolka go on to be a professor as an adult?
(a) Princeton.
(b) Yale.
(c) Boston University.
(d) Harvard.

10. What does the narrator demand from Mandel at the end of Chapter 4?
(a) Details.
(b) Secrecy.
(c) Money.
(d) A prostitute.

11. Where does the narrator say he abandoned the Monkey?
(a) Rome.
(b) London.
(c) Greece.
(d) Paris.

12. What is the name of the strip club the narrator speaks of going to when he was underage?
(a) Empire Burlesque.
(b) The Pussycat Lounge.
(c) Irene's House.
(d) Madison Burlesque.

13. What happened to Bubbles, according to Babalu?
(a) She was murdered.
(b) She killed herself.
(c) She got married.
(d) She died of syphillis.

14. What does the Monkey threaten to do if the narrator won't marry her?
(a) Kill him.
(b) Leave him.
(c) Shoot herself.
(d) Jump off the balcony.

15. Whom did the narrator invite back to his hotel while on the trip in Chapter 6?
(a) A prostitute.
(b) A comedian.
(c) A Jewish maid.
(d) A Jewish Lieutenant.