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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does the narrator say he abandoned the Monkey?
(a) London.
(b) Paris.
(c) Greece.
(d) Rome.

2. On what street did the narrator's college girl friend grow up?
(a) Smith.
(b) Jackson.
(c) Elm.
(d) Willow.

3. What does the narrator say that he and the Monkey took back to their hotel in Rome?
(a) A cat.
(b) A married couple.
(c) A dog.
(d) A prostitute.

4. Where did the narrator go on a trip with the Monkey?
(a) Kentucky.
(b) Idaho.
(c) Vermont.
(d) Israel.

5. What did the narrator write as his favorite profession when he was in eighth grade?
(a) Lawyer.
(b) Doctor.
(c) Actor.
(d) Writer.

6. What does the Monkey say that she hates on their drive back?
(a) Vermont.
(b) The car.
(c) The south.
(d) New York.

7. What does the narrator's father warn Morty that he'll turn his son into?
(a) A Shikse.
(b) A Communist.
(c) A Goy.
(d) A Republican.

8. What irritates the narrator about the way the Monkey reads?
(a) She is slow.
(b) She moves her lips.
(c) She reads fast.
(d) She reads out loud.

9. The narrator says in Chapter 6, "Doctor, maybe other patients dream--with me, everything _______."
(a) Is dreams.
(b) Ends.
(c) Happens.
(d) Means something.

10. How old was the Monkey when she arrived in New York?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Sixteen.
(c) Twenty-three.
(d) Eighteen.

11. What does the narrator refer to the bus driver as in Chapter 4, Part 3?
(a) A Jew.
(b) A Goy.
(c) A Polack.
(d) An Irishman.

12. Who wrote the essay, "The Most Prevalent Form of Degradation in Erotic Life"?
(a) Freud.
(b) Williams.
(c) Beckett.
(d) Van Gogh.

13. What does the narrator nickname the owner of the local candy store at the Sunday rituals?
(a) The Mad Russian.
(b) The Kibbitz.
(c) The Crazy Kook.
(d) The Bookie.

14. Where do the narrator and the Monkey stop to take pictures on their trip?
(a) The desert.
(b) The Grand Canyon.
(c) Lake Champlain.
(d) Niagara Falls.

15. Where does Smolka go on to be a professor as an adult?
(a) Yale.
(b) Princeton.
(c) Boston University.
(d) Harvard.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the protagonist worry he will catch from Bubbles?

2. How much money did the narrator pay to the prostitute in Italy?

3. What does the Monkey threaten to do if the narrator won't marry her?

4. Where had the narrator's girl friend in Connecticut gone to college?

5. What does the narrator say he hasn't heard from the Monkey for 3 days on their ride back?

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