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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What Sunday morning ritual does the narrator talk about in his neighborhood in Chapter 6?
(a) Soccer.
(b) Basketball.
(c) Softball.
(d) Frisbee.

2. When did the narrator go home to visit his college girlfriend's family?
(a) Thanksgiving.
(b) Hannukah.
(c) Christmas.
(d) New Year's.

3. Who does the narrator recite a poem by to the Monkey?
(a) William Butler Yeats.
(b) Percy Shelley.
(c) Lord Byron.
(d) William Blake.

4. What does the Monkey threaten to do if the narrator won't marry her?
(a) Leave him.
(b) Kill him.
(c) Shoot herself.
(d) Jump off the balcony.

5. What does the narrator refer to the bus driver as in Chapter 4, Part 3?
(a) A Goy.
(b) A Jew.
(c) A Polack.
(d) An Irishman.

6. Where had the narrator attended meetings with his future brother-in-law?
(a) The Bund Society.
(b) The Veterans of Foreign Wars.
(c) The Communist Party.
(d) The American Veterans Committee.

7. What phrase does the narrator say he never said before his trip with the college girlfriend?
(a) Good morning.
(b) I love you.
(c) Goodnight.
(d) Ciao.

8. Why does the narrator go to Irvington Park to ice skate?
(a) To watch shikses.
(b) His sister takes him.
(c) To play with friends.
(d) It's by his house.

9. What college does the Monkey pick up an application for?
(a) NYU.
(b) Wellsely.
(c) Hunter.
(d) SUNY.

10. What does the narrator's father warn Morty that he'll turn his son into?
(a) A Communist.
(b) A Republican.
(c) A Shikse.
(d) A Goy.

11. What does the narrator say that his Rabbi smelled like?
(a) Bad cologne.
(b) Moth balls.
(c) Cigarettes.
(d) Vodka.

12. What does the narrator say he did after the incident with the prostitute?
(a) Laughed.
(b) Vomited.
(c) Cried.
(d) Prayed.

13. What does the narrator say that Bubbles is growing?
(a) Breasts.
(b) Arm hair.
(c) A plant.
(d) A moustache.

14. What was the narrator's IQ at age 12?
(a) 158.
(b) 124.
(c) 176.
(d) 143.

15. Who was the narrator's girl friend at Antioch?
(a) Kay Campbell.
(b) Mary Jane Reed.
(c) Andrea Williams.
(d) Jessica Warren.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator say that he and the Monkey took back to their hotel in Rome?

2. On what street did the narrator's college girl friend grow up?

3. What does Bubbles call the narrator before he leaves?

4. What unnerves the narrator about the Monkey?

5. Who had the Monkey previously married?

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