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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How many Christian children are in the high school where the narrator attends?
(a) Twelve.
(b) Sixteen.
(c) Seven.
(d) Two.

2. How old is the narrator's previous girlfriend when they broke up?
(a) Nineteen.
(b) Thirty-one.
(c) Twenty-five.
(d) Twenty-nine.

3. What does the narrator tell his parents he has which makes him spend so much time in the bathroom?
(a) Constipation.
(b) A sore throat.
(c) Diarrhea.
(d) A fever.

4. What is the term used for a non-Jewish girl?
(a) Yidka.
(b) Lynx.
(c) Shikse.
(d) Goyetta.

5. What does the narrator have a difficult time believing in?
(a) Lust.
(b) Love.
(c) Fear.
(d) Sex.

6. What does the narrator's father sell?
(a) Ties.
(b) Bonds.
(c) Insurance.
(d) Vacuum cleaners.

7. Who is the shikse who comes to dinner with the narrator's father?
(a) Mary McCaffery.
(b) Elizabeth Joyner.
(c) Anne McCaffery.
(d) Mary Ann Wilkes.

8. What is the term the narrator uses to mean "spank?"
(a) Swat.
(b) Spat.
(c) Potch.
(d) Putch.

9. What does the narrator say he's the son in?
(a) A Polish joke.
(b) A nightmare.
(c) A Jewish joke.
(d) A hell.

10. What does the narrator's mother give the cleaning lady for lunch?
(a) Chicken.
(b) Tuna.
(c) Eggs.
(d) Steak.

11. Where does the narrator live with his family in his childhood?
(a) New York.
(b) Florida.
(c) Wisconsin.
(d) California.

12. Why does the narrator's father say his cousin Toby will never want for popularity?
(a) She is pretty.
(b) She knows shorthand.
(c) She paints.
(d) She plays piano.

13. How many goyim were in the narrator's graduating class of 250?
(a) Twenty.
(b) Eleven.
(c) Thirty.
(d) Five.

14. What is the narrator's favorite winter meal?
(a) Lamb stew.
(b) Goulash.
(c) Beef stew.
(d) Spaghetti.

15. How does the narrator's mother say that Melvin Weiner gave himself colitis?
(a) Eating potato chips.
(b) Eating hamburgers.
(c) Eating pickles.
(d) Eating chazerai.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator's father accuse his son-in-law of being?

2. What is the title of Chapter 2?

3. What does the narrator resent being sent to buy at the store for his mother?

4. How old is the narrator when his testicles recede?

5. Where did American Nazis hold picnics only blocks from the narrator's house?

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