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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Part 1.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is the narrator's favorite winter meal?
(a) Spaghetti.
(b) Lamb stew.
(c) Beef stew.
(d) Goulash.

2. What does the narrator say he's the son in?
(a) A Polish joke.
(b) A hell.
(c) A nightmare.
(d) A Jewish joke.

3. What is the term the narrator uses to mean "spank?"
(a) Potch.
(b) Putch.
(c) Spat.
(d) Swat.

4. What is the one topic the narrator says is the only thing to which his father can "sink his teeth?"
(a) The news.
(b) The theater.
(c) Life insurance.
(d) The New Jersey Turnpike.

5. What does the narrator keep hidden in the basement for the purpose of pleasuring himself?
(a) A baseball glove.
(b) A milk bottle.
(c) A jacket.
(d) An apple.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the narrator's father say one must prepare for?

2. Where did the narrator eat a seafood dinner with his sister and her fiance in Chapter 4?

3. What is the name of the narrator's father's coworker who bamboozled his mother into eating lobster?

4. What does the narrator believe to be cancer in his freshman year of high school?

5. What is the title of Chapter 4?

(see the answer key)

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