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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 4, Part 1.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the narrator say he's the son in?
(a) A Polish joke.
(b) A hell.
(c) A Jewish joke.
(d) A nightmare.

2. What does the narrator eat which makes his mother weep in Chapter 2?
(a) Hamburgers.
(b) Potato chips.
(c) Hot dogs.
(d) French fries.

3. What does the narrator say was a "mixup" in his house?
(a) Religion.
(b) The sexes of his parents.
(c) The dog.
(d) The children.

4. How old is the narrator when his testicles recede?
(a) Nine.
(b) Seventeen.
(c) Thirteen.
(d) Fourteen.

5. What is the name of the company for whom the narrator's father works?
(a) Boston & Northeastern Life.
(b) Ernst, Williams & Johnson.
(c) Johnson & Johnson.
(d) Williams & Flannagan.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is the title of Chapter 3?

2. How does the narrator's mother say that Melvin Weiner gave himself colitis?

3. How many goyim were in the narrator's graduating class of 250?

4. Where does the narrator's mother accuse him of going to eat in Chapter 2?

5. What is the one topic the narrator says is the only thing to which his father can "sink his teeth?"

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