1. What famous speech does Goebbels, Head of the German Ministry of Popular Enlightenment and Propaganda, find particularly impressive?
(a) Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.
(b) Christ's Sermon on the Mount.
(c) His own "Do you want total war?" speech.
(d) Patrick Henry's "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death" speech.

2. The narrator claims he didn't really steal his friend's motorcycle, but . . .
(a) Paid for it by leaving money in his friend's boot while he was sleeping.
(b) Accidentally backed over it with his car and dumped the motorcycle in the lake to hide the evidence.
(c) Pretended to steal it so his friend could collect the insurance money.
(d) Borrowed it for all eternity.

3. What does the narrator do with his broom?
(a) Carves the handle with his wood-carving set.
(b) Hits an attacker over the head with it.
(c) Offers to sweep the hallways of his building in exchange for rent.
(d) Gives it to his neighbor's daughter who wanted to dress as a witch for Halloween.

4. What is the surprise that Rev. Jones and his entourage present to the narrator?
(a) A woman who appears to be his wife.
(b) A pair of Broadway producers who want to produce his play about Nazi Germany.
(c) The FBI.
(d) Israeli agents.

5. What does the narrator mean when he claims, "I became what I am today and what I will always be, a stateless person"?
(a) That he can never return to Germany because he was a spy for the Americans.
(b) That he can never return to the United States because he wrote propaganda for the Nazis.
(c) That the concept of statehood is absurd and there should be just one United State, not fifty.
(d) That the "Nation of Two" that he and his wife created no longer exists because of her death.