1. The narrator claims he didn't really steal his friend's motorcycle, but . . .
(a) Paid for it by leaving money in his friend's boot while he was sleeping.
(b) Accidentally backed over it with his car and dumped the motorcycle in the lake to hide the evidence.
(c) Borrowed it for all eternity.
(d) Pretended to steal it so his friend could collect the insurance money.

2. From whom does the narrator receive a note during the Iron Guard meeting and what does it say?
(a) From the man who beat him up at the mailboxes, who says he plans to finish the job after the meeting.
(b) From his attorney, who says the court will be lenient if he turns himself in now and pleads guilty.
(c) From Helga, saying she really is alive and that she can never forgive her sister for betraying her.
(d) From the Blue Fairy Godmother saying that the narrator's life is in danger.

3. How many brothers and sisters does the narrator have?
(a) One twin brother who died as an infant.
(b) No brothers and seven older sisters.
(c) None.
(d) One brother and two sisters.

4. Why do Resi's dog and Mrs. Noth have "fat" bellies?
(a) They are both pregnant.
(b) They had stuffed themselves with all the food in the house before invading armies could steal it.
(c) They both suffer from a condition known as "dropsy" as a result of malnutrition.
(d) They are both wearing heavy sweaters with lots of padding to stay warm.

5. What is one of the first things the narrator says after he wakes up from the beating?
(a) I gotta stop drinking.
(b) (To Resi) Who are you?
(c) Did somebody get the number of the bus that ran over me?
(d) I've joined the Hottentots!