2. Why does Nanny Ogg live alone?
(a) She doesn't have to share a bathroom.
(b) She cannot stand her son.
(c) Out of pride.
(d) She never gets bored alone.

3. Why is Magrat so anxious to revive Diamanda?
(a) Magrat wants to envy her properly.
(b) Magrat wants to make her a slave.
(c) Diamanda would be good to talk to.
(d) Diamanda snores too loudly.

4. Why does the Elf King hate the Queen of Elves?
(a) She married a human.
(b) She is his wife.
(c) She left him for another elf.
(d) They are brother and sister.

5. What is the sixth sense that rules the others?
(a) The ability to see dead people.
(b) The Umami sense of taste.
(c) Sensing another being's fear.
(d) Love of iron.

6. How do you really upset a witch?
(a) Do her a favor she cannot repay.
(b) Call her a wizard.
(c) Set fire to her broomstick.
(d) Throw a bucket of water on her.

7. Why does the Librarian hate elves so much?
(a) They call him a monkey.
(b) They destroy books.
(c) He has always disliked blondes.
(d) They smell bad to him.

8. What is the current century?
(a) Century of the Queen Bee.
(b) Century of the Fool's Gold.
(c) Century of the Royal Wedding.
(d) Century of the Fruitbat.

9. Why is the land fighting back against the elves?
(a) The elves farm it too much.
(b) The elves have been gone too long.
(c) The elves use too much iron.
(d) Witches have cast a protective spell on it.

10. Why has Nanny Ogg never eaten at the Goat and Bush?
(a) It is too expensive.
(b) She cannot stand the smell of goat cheese.
(c) She is vegetarian.
(d) Witches are not allowed.

11. Which is a basic characteristic of humans?
(a) Always being slightly lost.
(b) A desire to be rich.
(c) Laziness.
(d) A love of iron.

12. What do Elves use to conceal their iniquity?
(a) Manners.
(b) Glamour.
(c) Make up.
(d) Eloquence.

13. What has the general shape and disposition of a barrel of gunpowder?
(a) A mad elf.
(b) A Lancre Gorge troll.
(c) A Lancre hill horse.
(d) A wild boar.

14. How does an elf attain strength?
(a) They sleep eight hours a day.
(b) They lift weights daily.
(c) By persuading others they are weak.
(d) By eating a high protein diet.

15. Who volunteers to be best man?
(a) Ridcully.
(b) King Verence II.
(c) The Bursar.
(d) The Librarian.