3. What is the current century?
(a) Century of the Fruitbat.
(b) Century of the Fool's Gold.
(c) Century of the Queen Bee.
(d) Century of the Royal Wedding.

4. Why won't the elves attack the Morris Men during the Stick and Bucket dance?
(a) They are scared of accordions.
(b) They love music.
(c) They are outnumbered.
(d) The sticks are made of iron.

5. What do Elves use to conceal their iniquity?
(a) Glamour.
(b) Eloquence.
(c) Make up.
(d) Manners.

6. How old is Nanny Ogg by dwarf standards?
(a) A teenager.
(b) A child.
(c) Middle aged.
(d) Elderly.

7. What trait do Elves lack?
(a) Malevolence.
(b) Empathy.
(c) Ruthlessness.
(d) Arrogance.

8. How would a dwarf try to kill you?
(a) Chase you til you dropped dead.
(b) Strangle you with barbed wire.
(c) Throw you in a river.
(d) Cut you in half as soon as possible.

9. Why is it hard to pick up another human's thoughts?
(a) Human antennas are not strong enough.
(b) Magnetic interference.
(c) Two minds are not better than one.
(d) Two minds are never on the same wavelength.

10. What title does Casanunda have from serving Queen Agantia?
(a) Duke.
(b) Knight.
(c) Count.
(d) Chancellor.

11. What is the best outcome if you are defeated by an elf?
(a) Being sold for slavery.
(b) Torture.
(c) Death.
(d) Being held for ransom.

12. Which animal's morals does Nanny Ogg share?
(a) A dog.
(b) A cat.
(c) A frog.
(d) A bat.

13. Why is the land fighting back against the elves?
(a) Witches have cast a protective spell on it.
(b) The elves farm it too much.
(c) The elves use too much iron.
(d) The elves have been gone too long.

14. What is the only iron that can enter an Elvish realm?
(a) A crowbar.
(b) A clothes iron.
(c) An iron grip.
(d) A horseshoe.

15. Why does Ridcully not like horses?
(a) They never let him ride them.
(b) They have a weak grip on sanity.
(c) He cannot stand their smell.
(d) He was attacked by one as a child.