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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. After Caewood's Pond, Sam sat around all weekend staring at what?
(a) The wall.
(b) M*A*S*H.
(c) The cat she made for her mom.
(d) MTV.

2. Mawmaw wants to do what to Dwayne's name on the memorial?
(a) Get a paper impression from it.
(b) Cover it up.
(c) Touch it.
(d) Color it.

3. What does Tom notice most about Sam's physique?
(a) Her muscles.
(b) Her skin tone.
(c) Her weight.
(d) Her height.

4. What is Mawmaw's daughter's name?
(a) Donna.
(b) Genevive.
(c) Candace.
(d) Alma.

5. What does Sam use to swab her pierced ears?
(a) Alcohol.
(b) Soap and water.
(c) Witch hazel.
(d) Salcylic acid.

6. What does Sam think the baby's hand is like?
(a) A kitten's paws.
(b) A naked little bird.
(c) A bunch of tiny pretzels in a pillow.
(d) A little ball of dough.

7. Who died at Caewood's Pond?
(a) A drunk driver from her high school.
(b) Sam's uncle.
(c) A senator.
(d) An old outlaw.

8. Which panel of the Vietnam Memorial shows Dayne Hughes' name?
(a) 8H.
(b) 6D.
(c) 9E.
(d) 4R.

9. What is the name of Irene's new baby?
(a) Irina.
(b) Laurie.
(c) Hillary.
(d) Heather.

10. What is the plan Emmett announces out of the blue?
(a) That he is going to fill the hole he dug by the house.
(b) That he and Anita were going to get married.
(c) That they are going to the Vietnam Memorial.
(d) That he was going to get a job.

11. Who does Sam realize that Ronald Reagan looks exactly like?
(a) Dagwood Bumstead.
(b) A stick of beef jerkey.
(c) Arnold Schwartzenegger.
(d) Her grandfather.

12. What does Emmett call the dentist's dinner dance that Irene goes to?
(a) The Wisdom Wind-up.
(b) The Dental Derby.
(c) The Bicuspid Ball.
(d) The Molar Ball.

13. What movie does Lonnie ask if Sam wants to go see?
(a) Stripes.
(b) The Spy Who Loved Me.
(c) Ghostbusters.
(d) Return of the Jedi.

14. What does Irene say of Campbell's Soup as Emmett is eating split pea soup from the can?
(a) That it needs water added.
(b) That it is full of salt.
(c) That he needs to cook it first.
(d) That it reminds her of C-rations.

15. What is the card table covered with at Tom's apartment?
(a) Plastic.
(b) Newspaper.
(c) An old sheet.
(d) Oil cloth.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Lonnie tell Sam to get to eat because she is too skinny?

2. When Mawmaw says she is fifty-eight, she also says that she has twenty years worth of what tacked onto her age?

3. What does Sam give Moon Pie to gnaw on while she talks to her mother?

4. Where had Emmett hidden a joint that Sam finds and smokes?

5. What does Emmett say when Sam tells him she is not afraid of snakes or hoot owls?

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