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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The Washington Monument is a gleaming what against the sky, according to the author?
(a) Finger.
(b) Alien antenna.
(c) Pencil.
(d) Piece of chalk.

2. In Sam's opinion, the writer Thoreau was what?
(a) Boring.
(b) Old-fashioned.
(c) Paranoid.
(d) Misogynist.

3. There are apparently no nightmares in the jungle, just what?
(a) Reality.
(b) Silent terror.
(c) Vigilance.
(d) Paranoia.

4. Why does Sam think women wanted to have jobs?
(a) To get away from men.
(b) To have kids.
(c) To prove a point.
(d) To find a man.

5. What does Sam say she could get into to try to get TOm to want to be with her when she buys the car from him?
(a) Dirt bikes.
(b) Car tools.
(c) Morbid comic books.
(d) Video games.

6. Where was Sam going to spend the night with all her canned food?
(a) Home for once.
(b) Caewood's Pond.
(c) At Lonnie's.
(d) In the basement.

7. What is going on in New Orleans that Lorenzo jones thinks Mawmaw should see?
(a) The Cake-Decorating Championships.
(b) The World's Fair.
(c) The circus.
(d) The World Series.

8. What Doors song is playing on the radio when Sam is decorating the ceramic cat?
(a) "L.A. Woman".
(b) "Light My Fire".
(c) "Hello, I Love You".
(d) "Riders on the Storm".

9. Apparently the Vietnamese could make a bomb out of what that the Americans threw away?
(a) An apple core.
(b) A shell casing.
(c) A Coke can.
(d) A plastic bag.

10. Who finds Sam at Caewood's Pond?
(a) Dawn.
(b) Emmett.
(c) Ken.
(d) Lonnie.

11. From where did Lonnie and his buddies get joke presents for the stag party?
(a) The Comedy Shop.
(b) An adult bookstoore.
(c) Spencer's.
(d) The drugstore.

12. Darrel carries what around for good luck?
(a) A pearl from his mother's necklace.
(b) A dead enemy soldier's tooth.
(c) A coin from his birth year.
(d) A mangy rabbit's foot.

13. What does Lonnie tell Sam to get to eat because she is too skinny?
(a) A large bag of Doritos.
(b) A large pizza.
(c) A whole cheesecake.
(d) A double cheeseburger.

14. What is Mawmaw's daughter's name?
(a) Candace.
(b) Genevive.
(c) Donna.
(d) Alma.

15. Who cracks up at the end of M*A*S*H when he sees the baby get smothered by its mother at the end?
(a) Hawkeye.
(b) Colonel Potter.
(c) Radar.
(d) Charles.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where had Emmett hidden a joint that Sam finds and smokes?

2. What has caused the tiny bumps on Tom's back?

3. The deep V of the Vietnam Memorial reminds Sam of what?

4. Who died at Caewood's Pond?

5. Where does Pete want to take Sam that creeps her out?

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