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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Sam thinks she has always been good at figuring out what?
(a) Relationsip dilemmas.
(b) People.
(c) Puzzles.
(d) Handwriting.

2. From where did Lonnie and his buddies get joke presents for the stag party?
(a) An adult bookstoore.
(b) Spencer's.
(c) The Comedy Shop.
(d) The drugstore.

3. What does Grandma say when she and Sam are talking and Grandpa teasingly inquires about their conversation?
(a) "Talk to the dog.".
(b) "Girl talk.".
(c) "None of your business.".
(d) "Nothing.".

4. What does Irene say of Campbell's Soup as Emmett is eating split pea soup from the can?
(a) That it needs water added.
(b) That it reminds her of C-rations.
(c) That he needs to cook it first.
(d) That it is full of salt.

5. Emmett had what ailment when he was eleven?
(a) Scarlet fever.
(b) The mumps.
(c) The measles.
(d) The chick pox.

6. What does Lorenzo Jones collect?
(a) Jim Beam bottles.
(b) Rocks.
(c) Imported beer cans.
(d) Stamps.

7. In Sam's opinion, the writer Thoreau was what?
(a) Old-fashioned.
(b) Boring.
(c) Paranoid.
(d) Misogynist.

8. Which panel of the Vietnam Memorial shows Dayne Hughes' name?
(a) 4R.
(b) 9E.
(c) 6D.
(d) 8H.

9. Why does Sam think women wanted to have jobs?
(a) To have kids.
(b) To prove a point.
(c) To find a man.
(d) To get away from men.

10. What made Sam want to cry at Mawmaw's farm?
(a) Her father's portrait.
(b) Emmet's state of mind.
(c) The cat with its ears clipped.
(d) How dumb she thinks Donna is.

11. There are apparently no nightmares in the jungle, just what?
(a) Reality.
(b) Silent terror.
(c) Vigilance.
(d) Paranoia.

12. While the transmission of the VW is being fixed, Sam goes where?
(a) The record store and punk clothing store.
(b) The pet store.
(c) The restroom.
(d) The food court.

13. Because of the jungle marching, Dwayne writes that his feet look like what?
(a) Shredded rags.
(b) Bloody monster hands.
(c) Peeled potatoes.
(d) Boiled chicken's feet.

14. What artist has a video on MTV that Sam recognizes as she pours herself a Pepsi while talking to her mother?
(a) Poison.
(b) Twisted Sister.
(c) Bon Jovi.
(d) Ozzy Osbourne.

15. What idea from the war is Sam trying to emulate by staying outside at night?
(a) Raking the rat holes.
(b) Pre-empting ambush.
(c) Stalking the enemy.
(d) Humping the boonies.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Lonnie tell Sam to get to eat because she is too skinny?

2. What does Sam give Moon Pie to gnaw on while she talks to her mother?

3. What has caused the tiny bumps on Tom's back?

4. Mawmaw wants to do what to Dwayne's name on the memorial?

5. What does Grandma Smith call Grandpa?

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