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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Emmett say that science can't explain?
(a) Why some people have two different colored eyes.
(b) Why zebras have stripes.
(c) Where man came from.
(d) Why a cat purrs.

2. Where does M*A*S*H take place?
(a) Korea.
(b) Vietnam.
(c) Japan.
(d) Germany.

3. What type of team does Sam say Emmett should coach for a living?
(a) Jello wrestling.
(b) High school football.
(c) Chess.
(d) Women's volleyball.

4. What does Tom hand Sam to drink?
(a) A whisky.
(b) Some orange juice.
(c) A glass of water.
(d) A Coke.

5. How was the gym decorated for the dance?
(a) Like a birthday party.
(b) Like the Vietnam jungle.
(c) Like a Japanese tea party.
(d) Like a float parade.

6. What is depicted in the tattoo on Pete's chest?
(a) Jackson Purchase.
(b) An M-16.
(c) A pin-up girl.
(d) Portraits of his war buddies.

7. What does Lonnie say of people's behavior at weddings?
(a) Men start losing their decorum.
(b) Kids get hyperactive.
(c) Nobody eats hors d'oevres.
(d) Everybody gets drunk.

8. What does Mawmaw sarcastically complain that she neglected to bring on the trip that she wishes she had if she were going to sleep in the same hotel room with Emmett?
(a) Her good housecoat.
(b) Her brown wig.
(c) Her golden slippers.
(d) Her running shoes.

9. What aspect of Sam's house seems like some repressed life that wanted to emerge?
(a) The dirt in the carpet.
(b) The junk in the basement.
(c) The food in the refrigerator.
(d) The layers of gaudy wallpaper.

10. When M*A*S*H ends its run, what does Emmett say is not the same?
(a) Television.
(b) His take on war.
(c) Sam's attitude.
(d) AfterMash.

11. What kind of car does Sam long for?
(a) A Mercedes.
(b) A Trans Am.
(c) A Fiat.
(d) A Porsche.

12. What is Dawn examining nonchalantly as Sam buys the item for her at the drugstore?
(a) A Cabbage Patch doll.
(b) Some purple earrings.
(c) A bag of Doritos.
(d) A giant bottle of vitamin C.

13. What does Emmett say that Anita is too much of for her own good?
(a) Boistrous.
(b) Softhearted.
(c) Pretty.
(d) Tall.

14. What does Dawn say she is sick of in the context of not wanting to have a baby?
(a) Eating fast food.
(b) Bowing to Ken's will.
(c) Playing mommy.
(d) Not having enough money.

15. Where has Sam left his ring?
(a) Under her bed.
(b) In her sock drawer.
(c) On the window sill.
(d) At Dawn's house.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Sam think of her name?

2. Emmett's ability to become absorbed in thought over mundane things makes him good at what?

3. What is the name of Dawn's boss?

4. What brand of brownie mix does Anita prefer?

5. What does Emmett mix with his Coke in the hotel room?

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