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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What has Mawmaw been carrying in the car withe her on the trip?
(a) A folded American flag.
(b) A purple heart.
(c) A pot of geraniums.
(d) A can of bean rations.

2. When M*A*S*H ends its run, what does Emmett say is not the same?
(a) Television.
(b) His take on war.
(c) Sam's attitude.
(d) AfterMash.

3. What type of team does Sam say Emmett should coach for a living?
(a) Women's volleyball.
(b) Chess.
(c) High school football.
(d) Jello wrestling.

4. What book of Anita's does Sam set her sweaty glass on?
(a) "I'm Ok, You're Ok", by Thomas Harris.
(b) The Bible.
(c) "Out on a Limb", by Shirley MacLaine.
(d) "Life is a Bowl of Cherries...", by Erma Bombeck.

5. What does Sam say she knows a thing or two about concerning cars?
(a) The brightness of tail lights.
(b) Frozen transmissions.
(c) Riggin broken mirrors.
(d) Fixing wipers.

6. What does Tom say the defoliated jungle looks like?
(a) Winter.
(b) A bald head.
(c) The moon.
(d) The desert.

7. What does Dawn want to buy at the drugstore?
(a) A card for Ken.
(b) Some Band-Aids.
(c) A pregnancy kit.
(d) Some folic acid.

8. What does Sam buy at Flag Days?
(a) A book of hymns.
(b) An American flag.
(c) Pom-pom socks.
(d) A camouflage jacket.

9. What soap opera does Sam name her stepfather after?
(a) Santa Barbara.
(b) The Edge of Night.
(c) Remington Steele.
(d) Lorenzo Jones.

10. What does Dawn tell Sam is another name for falsies?
(a) The Augmenters.
(b) The Tissue Temptations.
(c) The Melon Makers.
(d) The Gay Deceivers.

11. Where does Tom say the bird that Emmett is looking for resided in Vietnam?
(a) In palm trees.
(b) Near mountain passes.
(c) On the beach.
(d) Along rice paddies.

12. What does Mawmaw sarcastically complain that she neglected to bring on the trip that she wishes she had if she were going to sleep in the same hotel room with Emmett?
(a) Her brown wig.
(b) Her good housecoat.
(c) Her golden slippers.
(d) Her running shoes.

13. Where does M*A*S*H take place?
(a) Germany.
(b) Japan.
(c) Korea.
(d) Vietnam.

14. What brand of brownie mix does Anita prefer?
(a) Ghirardelli.
(b) Hershey.
(c) Duncan Hines.
(d) Betty Crocker.

15. Hopewell doesn't have a mall, but it has a shopping center between Penney's and this place where Sam meets dawn.
(a) K Mart.
(b) Nordstrom.
(c) Wal-Mart.
(d) Macy's.

Short Answer Questions

1. A bunch of average-looking pull up in what kind of car as Sam is leaving Burger Boy?

2. What aspect of Sam's house seems like some repressed life that wanted to emerge?

3. Where does Sam go running early in the morning?

4. When Lonnie asks Emmett where birds sleep, what does he say?

5. Where does Dawn want to "play"?

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