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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Part 3: Chapter 1.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Dawn tell Sam is another name for falsies?
(a) The Gay Deceivers.
(b) The Melon Makers.
(c) The Tissue Temptations.
(d) The Augmenters.

2. What is going on in New Orleans that Lorenzo jones thinks Mawmaw should see?
(a) The World Series.
(b) The World's Fair.
(c) The Cake-Decorating Championships.
(d) The circus.

3. What was Larry watching when Emmett showed up at Irene's house in Lexington?
(a) M*A*S*H.
(b) ET.
(c) Invasion of the Body Snatchers.
(d) Young Frankenstein.

4. What greets Sam when she gets back to her house?
(a) A ransacked house.
(b) An eviction notice.
(c) A flea bomb.
(d) An overflowing sink.

5. What does Anita tell Sam that Emmett wrote on the chalkboard when Anita was visiting high school classes?
(a) Go Chiefs.
(b) Egret.
(c) Orioles.
(d) War is Hell.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who cracks up at the end of M*A*S*H when he sees the baby get smothered by its mother at the end?

2. What does Sam think beer smells like when Lonnie kisses her and it is on his breath? Sulpher

3. Who does Sam think Tom looks like?

4. When M*A*S*H ends its run, what does Emmett say is not the same?

5. Who does Martha work with at the beauty shop that thinks Emmett is cute as a bug's ear?

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