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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Pages 167 - 213.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. According to Bombeck, what was the only reason a man would snore?
(a) To scare off the burglars.
(b) To annoy his wife.
(c) To stay awake.
(d) To compete with the neighbors.

2. Who was "I. Dontcare?"
(a) Her son's homework assignment.
(b) I. Dunno's brother.
(c) The title of a children's book.
(d) Her daughter's imaginary friend.

3. What was Bombeck unable to secure for her family in "Who Killed Apple Pie?"
(a) A lawyer.
(b) A babysitter.
(c) A playgroup.
(d) A doctor.

4. How many people did Bombeck cite as being necessary for driving a shopping cart?
(a) Two.
(b) Zero.
(c) Three.
(d) One.

5. How did Bombeck sarcastically refer to the restaurant they walked into in "The Right to Declare War?"
(a) A meat locker.
(b) A house of horrors.
(c) A grocery store.
(d) A college dorm.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Bombeck worry her son will never do?

2. According to her daughter's announcement, what was about to be made illegal because of a bill in Congress?

3. For what title would Bombeck like to have nominated Lorraine Suggs?

4. According to Bombeck, into what article of clothing could a halter top be transformed?

5. Ultimately, why would Bombeck's winner in her game show scenario have been disqualified?

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