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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Section 6: "Smile, Beautiful" through "Lucky-Go-Happy".

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In "Smile, Beautiful," what does Sedaris say is his "only certified phobia" (215)?
(a) Looking at his open mouth.
(b) Going to the dentist.
(c) Seeing himself in pictures.
(d) Smelling his own breath.

2. In "Lady Marmalade," what does Sedaris imply that Tiffany stole from her siblings?
(a) Alcohol.
(b) Prescription drugs.
(c) Jewelry.
(d) Cash.

3. What do Sedaris and his sister agree the gun range would be an ideal location for?
(a) Committing suicide.
(b) Hosting a bachelor party.
(c) Practicing before a mass shooting.
(d) Shooting an NRA commercial.

4. In "Pussytoes," which sibling ends up making the bulk of the arrangements after Lou's death?
(a) Paul.
(b) Lisa.
(c) Amy.
(d) Gretchen.

5. In "To Serbia with Love," what do the problems Sedaris lists with potential travel companions have in common?
(a) They involve sacrificing convenience for a cheaper price.
(b) They involve choosing active experiences with nature over cultural engagement.
(c) They involve choosing variety over depth of experience.
(d) They involve overscheduling time at the expense of real relaxation.

Short Answer Questions

1. In "The Vacuum," which standing appointment is Amy reluctant to move online?

2. In "Pearls," what age does Sedaris say is the official start of old age?

3. In "Bruised," what does Clotilde occupy herself with on most days?

4. In the beginning of "Unbuttoned," what has put Lou in the hospital?

5. In "Lady Marmalade," what did Lou suggest Sedaris's childhood stomach pains were caused by?

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