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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How did Norval Sanderson actually lose this body part?
(a) He cut it off.
(b) An animal bit it off.
(c) He lost it in a landmine.
(d) It fell off, diseased.

2. Where will Miranda be staying after her surgery?
(a) At Miss Lick's home.
(b) In a nursing home.
(c) With Crystal Lil.
(d) At her boyfriend's house.

3. How does Lil react when Oly tells her that the family is "dead and gone"?
(a) She agrees.
(b) She slaps Oly.
(c) She has no reaction.
(d) She begins weeping.

4. What body part is the Bag Man missing?
(a) His face.
(b) His testicles.
(c) His legs.
(d) His arms.

5. What do the twins lose almost immediately after moving out?
(a) Their virginity.
(b) Their keys.
(c) Their puppy.
(d) Their minds.

6. How does Miss Lick react when Oly comes back to visit her?
(a) She is suspicious of Oly's return.
(b) She is genuinely happy to see her.
(c) She is completely apathetic.
(d) She is angry that Oly won't leave her alone.

7. What surgery does Arty propose for the twins?
(a) A separation.
(b) An abortion.
(c) A double rhinoplasty.
(d) A lobotamy.

8. What is the Bag Man's true identity?
(a) Norval Sanderson.
(b) Horst the Cat Man.
(c) Vern Bogner.
(d) Jonathan Tomaini.

9. Throughout his life, what does Arty call his mother?
(a) Mama.
(b) Boss.
(c) Crazy.
(d) Lil.

10. What does Oly pour in the steam room tubes?
(a) Bleach.
(b) Gasoline.
(c) Cyanide.
(d) Ammonia.

11. What household chore does Oly perform for the tenants of her home?
(a) She takes out the garbage.
(b) She washes the dishes.
(c) She repairs the plumbing.
(d) She folds the laundry.

12. How do the twins keep their pimp quiet?
(a) They threaten him.
(b) They tie him to a chair.
(c) They kill him.
(d) They mutilate him.

13. In whom do the twins confide the truth of their new business?
(a) Arty.
(b) Oly.
(c) Chick.
(d) Lil.

14. How old is Miranda when Arty first visits her?
(a) Arty never visits Miranda.
(b) A few hours old.
(c) Thirteen years old.
(d) Two years old.

15. Who is Jonathan Tomaini?
(a) The twins' piano teacher.
(b) A follower of the new religion.
(c) Oly's romantic interest.
(d) A journalist.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do the twins want when they visit Dr. Phyllis?

2. What additional surgery does Dr. Phyllis perform during the twins' surgery?

3. What are the followers of the new religion beginning to steal?

4. Who catches the twins and brings them back to the circus?

5. How does the Bag Man communicate?

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