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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Vern Bogner's emotional state when he arrives at the shopping station?
(a) Apapthetic.
(b) Nervous.
(c) Frustrated.
(d) Excited.

2. How does Arty make Oly feel in relation to the family?
(a) That she is the most freakish.
(b) That she is the glue holding the family together.
(c) That she isn't as desirable as the rest of the children.
(d) That she is the most valuable child.

3. Who comes with Al to remove the children from the hospital?
(a) Horst, the Cat Man.
(b) Crystal Lil.
(c) Vern Bogner.
(d) Miss Lick.

4. What body part is Zephr McGurk missing?
(a) His face.
(b) His legs.
(c) He is not missing body parts.
(d) His arms.

5. What is the reaction to Chick immediately after his birth?
(a) The family is sure he will be their biggest money maker.
(b) The family is pleased with the effects of their latest experiment.
(c) The family wants to abandon him.
(d) The family is ecstatic to have another child.

6. What is Chick's birth name?
(a) Fairfax.
(b) Fortunado.
(c) Frankincense.
(d) Fabian.

7. How do the Binewski children interact with each other?
(a) They are too busy to spend time together.
(b) They are enemies.
(c) They view each other as co-workers only.
(d) They are close friends.

8. What does Oly keep in the chest hidden in her apartment?
(a) Memorabilia from Miranda's childhood.
(b) Memorabilia from her own childhood.
(c) Memorabilia from the circus.
(d) Memorabilia from her first love.

9. Who finds the Binewski children hiding in a cherry tree?
(a) Children from town.
(b) Crystal Lil.
(c) Miss Lick.
(d) A farmer from town.

10. Who cleans the Chute?
(a) Crystal Lil.
(b) Miss Lick.
(c) The Binewski sons.
(d) The Binewski daughters.

11. Who is the first Binewski child to earn their own van?
(a) Arty.
(b) Chick.
(c) Oly.
(d) Iphigenia.

12. What does Vern Bogner do when he sees the Binewskis step out of their car?
(a) He asks for their autographs.
(b) He ignores them.
(c) He shoots them.
(d) He mistakenly identifies them as old friends.

13. What type of food does Miss Lick's family produce?
(a) Free range meats.
(b) Microwave dinners.
(c) Organic pizzas.
(d) International soups.

14. Who hires Dr. Phyllis to stay on full time?
(a) Al.
(b) Arty.
(c) Oly.
(d) Chick.

15. What is the name of the establishment where Miranda works?
(a) The Glass House.
(b) The Dark Horse.
(c) The Slippery Rock.
(d) The Paper Castle.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Chick's hidden power?

2. When Oly arrives home after visiting Miranda's work, what is she worried about that prevents her from falling asleep?

3. In order to make the task even more difficult for Chick to complete, what is the only tool that Arty allows him to use?

4. How does Oly react to Miranda's information about Miss Lick?

5. How does Al first utilize Chick's abilities?

(see the answer keys)

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