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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Oly's father training her to do for the circus?
(a) Train the large cats.
(b) Act as a vocal announcer.
(c) Perform as the Geek.
(d) Pickpocket unsuspecting customers.

2. What is Chick's birth name?
(a) Frankincense.
(b) Fortunado.
(c) Fabian.
(d) Fairfax.

3. What is Elly's birth defect?
(a) She was born with a tail.
(b) She is a Siamese twin.
(c) She has flippers instead of hands and feet.
(d) She has no birth defect.

4. How do Lil and Al obtain their freakish children?
(a) The children are dropped off at the circus by frightened parents.
(b) The children are scientifically created in test tubes.
(c) Lil experiments with drugs during her pregnancies.
(d) Lil and Al adopt unwanted children from orphanages.

5. Who does Iphy announce that she wishes to marry someday?
(a) Al.
(b) Chick.
(c) Arty.
(d) Horst.

6. Who is the first Binewski child to earn their own van?
(a) Chick.
(b) Iphigenia.
(c) Oly.
(d) Arty.

7. How do the Binewski children interact with each other?
(a) They are close friends.
(b) They are enemies.
(c) They view each other as co-workers only.
(d) They are too busy to spend time together.

8. What body part is Zephr McGurk missing?
(a) His arms.
(b) He is not missing body parts.
(c) His face.
(d) His legs.

9. What does Chick chant when Mariposa, a circus performer, has an accident that injures her and kills her horse?
(a) "She deserved it."
(b) "Oh, no."
(c) "I hate horses."
(d) "It hurts."

10. How is Alma Witherspoon described?
(a) Thin but unattractive.
(b) Overweight but attractive.
(c) Overweight and unattractive.
(d) Thin and attractive.

11. How does Oly react to Miranda's information about Miss Lick?
(a) She is upset.
(b) She is jealous.
(c) She is excited.
(d) She is confused.

12. What does Miss Lick desire to do with attractive women?
(a) Befriend them.
(b) Mutilate them.
(c) Kill them.
(d) Date them.

13. What type of food does Miss Lick's family produce?
(a) Microwave dinners.
(b) International soups.
(c) Organic pizzas.
(d) Free range meats.

14. What is surprising to Oly about Miranda?
(a) That she is so shy.
(b) That she seems normal.
(c) That she doesn't seem to have any talent.
(d) That she is unattractive.

15. Which name does Iphy say in her sleep, infuriating Elly?
(a) Vern Bogner.
(b) Arty.
(c) Horst.
(d) Chick.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which family member does the adult Oly live with?

2. What problem does Zephr McGurk wish to alleviate for Arty?

3. How does Arty make Oly feel in relation to the family?

4. Miranda reveals that she has recently been approached by a woman named Miss Lick with an interesting offer to make money. What does Miranda have to do in this deal?

5. How does Zephr McGurk affect Arty's show?

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