2. When Oly sneaks away to listen to a story while she is supposed to be watching Chick, what happens while she is gone?
(a) Chick wanders off and is lost in the woods.
(b) Chick damages the engine of the bus, leaving the family stranded.
(c) Chick attacks Arty while he is sleeping.
(d) Arty tries to smother Chick.

3. What does Arty begin predicting in his act in an attempt to draw larger crowds?
(a) Weather.
(b) Lottery numbers.
(c) Futures.
(d) The end of the world.

4. What does Oly realize Arty is having with "norm" girls?
(a) Tutoring sessions.
(b) One-night stands.
(c) Political conversations.
(d) Emotional relationships.

5. What does Lillian say is the greatest gift a parent can give to their children?
(a) The societal gift of difference.
(b) The knowledge that freaks are intrinsically better than norms.
(c) The inherent ability to earn a living just by being themselves.
(d) An educational life of traveling.

6. What is Chick's birth name?
(a) Frankincense.
(b) Fortunado.
(c) Fairfax.
(d) Fabian.

7. Which ailment of age does NOT affect Crystal Lil?
(a) Muteness.
(b) Mental instability.
(c) Deafness.
(d) Blindness.

8. What do the twins experience for the first time on their 14th birthday?
(a) Their first kiss.
(b) Their first seizure.
(c) Their first menstrual cycle.
(d) Their first vision.

9. How does Crystal Lil watch television?
(a) Through the window, into the neighbor's apartment.
(b) In a recliner, under her lucky afghan.
(c) She does not believe in watching television.
(d) With a giant magnifying glass.

10. How does Chick react to the task that Arty makes him perform?
(a) He vomits.
(b) He laughs.
(c) He cries.
(d) He ignores it.

11. How does the family measure the value of the children?
(a) By their ticket sales.
(b) By their grade point average.
(c) By how affectionate they are with their siblings.
(d) By the amount of chores they can perform at home.

12. Where is Chick kept when he cannot be watched by his family?
(a) In the giant cat cage.
(b) In Arty's tank.
(c) In his parent's bedroom.
(d) Strapped to Oly's back.

13. Which name does Iphy say in her sleep, infuriating Elly?
(a) Arty.
(b) Vern Bogner.
(c) Horst.
(d) Chick.

14. Where does Oly work as an adult?
(a) She is unemployed.
(b) At a radio station.
(c) For the Binewski circus.
(d) At a doctor's office.

15. What is Elly's birth defect?
(a) She is a Siamese twin.
(b) She has flippers instead of hands and feet.
(c) She was born with a tail.
(d) She has no birth defect.