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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Zephr McGurk affect Arty's show?
(a) He completely changes its direction.
(b) He makes it boring.
(c) He makes it more dramatic.
(d) He loses money for the show.

2. What type of food does Miss Lick's family produce?
(a) Free range meats.
(b) Microwave dinners.
(c) International soups.
(d) Organic pizzas.

3. What does Lil give Chick permission to do with his powers after he witnesses Mariposa's accident?
(a) To harm people.
(b) To help people.
(c) To speak to animals.
(d) To make himself rich.

4. What sport does Oly take up in order to get closer to Miss Lick?
(a) Softball.
(b) Badminton.
(c) Wrestling.
(d) Swimming.

5. Aside from the Binewski daughters, what is the hair color of all the other girls who work for the circus?
(a) Black.
(b) Red.
(c) Pink.
(d) Blonde.

6. Which family member does the adult Oly live with?
(a) Her sister.
(b) Her father.
(c) Her mother.
(d) Her brother.

7. How do the rest of the children respond to Dr. Phyllis' new position?
(a) They are apathetic.
(b) They are ecstatic.
(c) They dislike it.
(d) They never find out.

8. How did the Binewski family children interact with the children of the town?
(a) The Binewski children sold their friendships to the highest paying buyers.
(b) The Binewski children put on special shows for neighborhood children.
(c) The Binewski children were sent to regular elementary school.
(d) The Binewski children were kept separate from all other children.

9. Alma Witherspoon has been pen pals with someone for a long time and is terrified to meet him. Who is her pen pal?
(a) A convict in jail.
(b) Zephr McGurk.
(c) Horst the Cat Man.
(d) Her long-lost father.

10. Who is the first Binewski child to earn their own van?
(a) Oly.
(b) Arty.
(c) Chick.
(d) Iphigenia.

11. What does Vern Bogner do when he sees the Binewskis step out of their car?
(a) He mistakenly identifies them as old friends.
(b) He ignores them.
(c) He shoots them.
(d) He asks for their autographs.

12. What is Arty's birth defect?
(a) He has flippers instead of hands and feet.
(b) He is an albino hunchback.
(c) He has no birth defect.
(d) He was born with a tail.

13. What does Oly decide must happen with Miss Lick?
(a) She must mutliate Miss Lick.
(b) She must date Miss Lick.
(c) She must go into business with Miss Lick.
(d) She must kill Miss Lick.

14. Where does Oly work as an adult?
(a) She is unemployed.
(b) At a doctor's office.
(c) For the Binewski circus.
(d) At a radio station.

15. What do Oly and Miss Lick watch together?
(a) Sporting events.
(b) Home videos.
(c) Political debates.
(d) Soap operas.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which name does Iphy say in her sleep, infuriating Elly?

2. How does the family measure the value of the children?

3. Which ailment of age does NOT affect Crystal Lil?

4. What does Miranda ask Oly to do for her?

5. What does Miss Lick desire to do with attractive women?

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