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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Eric call "what you get when there's nothing left and everything's been used up?"
(a) The bill.
(b) The beginning.
(c) Nothing.
(d) Space.

2. Who is the first Tsortean the Ephebians come across in the citadel?
(a) A child on a potty.
(b) King Mausoleum.
(c) Elenor.
(d) The cleaning lady.

3. The creator takes pride in the craftsmanship of a specific aspect of his work. What does the creator say takes years to learn to make?
(a) Clouds.
(b) Jellyfish.
(c) Rivers.
(d) Trees.

4. Where does Elenor say the rest of the Tsorteans are?
(a) Mooning on the toppless towers.
(b) Inside the wooden horse.
(c) On the battlements throwing rocks.
(d) Starting Tsort on fire.

5. What was Ponce Da Quirm's mistake in drinking from the Fountain of Youth?
(a) Choking on the water.
(b) Not boiling the water.
(c) Not counting to three before swallowing.
(d) Adding lemon.

6. When Astfgl catches up to Rincewind and Eric in hell, he is in a calm rage. Only a faint trace of ______ betrays how he really feels.
(a) Spittle.
(b) Craziness.
(c) Snarling.
(d) Fire.

7. "Astfgl had achieved in Hell a particularly high brand of _____..."
(a) Organization.
(b) Class.
(c) Ingenuity.
(d) Boredom.

8. What is Lavaeolus afraid of?
(a) Heights.
(b) Sea voyages.
(c) Demons.
(d) Cowardice.

9. What is the Luggage doing when Lavaeolus discovers it in Tsort?
(a) Eating a toppless tower.
(b) Herding Tsorteans into a corner.
(c) Playing with children.
(d) Guarding Rincewind.

10. What does the creator say he runs out of ideas for?
(a) Trees.
(b) Snowflakes.
(c) Sandwiches.
(d) Clouds.

11. What is Lavaeolus supposed to chastise Rincewind and Eric for in Tsort?
(a) Stealing the wooden horse.
(b) Not being in proper uniform.
(c) Spoiling the war.
(d) Taking too long to let the Ephebians inside Tsort.

12. "A civilian was in every respect the lowest possible rank there was, coming somewhere after the regimental _______."
(a) Dog.
(b) Cauliflower-eared sword-swinger.
(c) Donkey.
(d) Orangutan.

13. Who does Astfgl meet at the end of the universe?
(a) Rincewind.
(b) Death.
(c) The creator.
(d) Duke Vassanego.

14. What results does Lavaeolus ask Rincewind for when he learns Rincewind is from the future?
(a) Discus.
(b) Horse races.
(c) Elenor's love life.
(d) Lottery.

15. What are Rincewind and Eric on in Hell, when they talk with Ponce da Quirm?
(a) The Road to Hell.
(b) The second circle.
(c) Treadmill.
(d) A hill.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the unguarded portal allow to enter Hell?

2. What must the man forever doomed to push a rock up a hill in Hell listen to before he pushes?

3. What starts Tsort on fire?

4. What are several chained and groaning people being shown in the second Hell pit that Rincewind and Eric encounter?

5. What does the name Lavaeolus translate to mean?

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