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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where does Eric's magic circle transport Eric and Rincewind?
(a) Hell.
(b) Ankh-Morpork.
(c) Tezuma.
(d) Tsort.

2. What makes far better strategists than cauliflower-eared sword-swingers?
(a) Cowards.
(b) Demons.
(c) Demonologists.
(d) Wizards.

3. What results does Lavaeolus ask Rincewind for when he learns Rincewind is from the future?
(a) Elenor's love life.
(b) Lottery.
(c) Discus.
(d) Horse races.

4. " _____ and mindless ______ is part of what being a demon is all about."
(a) Cunning, torture.
(b) Numb, stupidity.
(c) Damnation, toiling.
(d) Direction, repetition.

5. "A civilian was in every respect the lowest possible rank there was, coming somewhere after the regimental _______."
(a) Donkey.
(b) Orangutan.
(c) Dog.
(d) Cauliflower-eared sword-swinger.

6. What is peculiar about the Road to Hell?
(a) It leads to the underground sewers of Ankh-Morpork.
(b) It is paved with good intentions.
(c) It is more of an animal track than a road.
(d) It's decorated in paperwork.

7. What does Rincewind instruct Eric to do if he sees anything crawling out of the sea at the beginning of the universe?
(a) Squish it.
(b) Leave it alone.
(c) Tell it not to bother.
(d) Ignore it.

8. When Rincewind asks where he and Eric are, what does he think is Urglefloggah's answer?
(a) In a bird.
(b) In Hell.
(c) In Ankh-Morpork.
(d) Tsort.

9. What are Astfgl's wings made of?
(a) Paperwork and hedonism.
(b) Magnetism and shaped space.
(c) The screams of tortured souls.
(d) Warts and nasty thoughts.

10. What are the signs of a diseased mind, according to Rincewind?
(a) Paperwork.
(b) Multiple exclamation marks.
(c) Tap shoes.
(d) Seeing snowflakes all the time.

11. How does the eagle in Hell torture the man chained to a rock?
(a) It tells him about his hernia operation.
(b) Reads to him from an unsafety manual.
(c) Eats his kidneys.
(d) Shows him his vacation pictures.

12. What does Elenor's child call Private Archeios?
(a) Mr. Poo.
(b) Miss Stinkies.
(c) Lavaeolus.
(d) Giddy Up.

13. A child in the Tsortean citadel says, "_______ is a silly."
(a) Ephebians.
(b) Mr. Beekle.
(c) Miss Stinkies.
(d) Horses.

14. What does Eric want to be when he grows up?
(a) Wizard.
(b) Soldier.
(c) Succubus.
(d) Eunuch.

15. What are Rincewind and Eric on in Hell, when they talk with Ponce da Quirm?
(a) Treadmill.
(b) A hill.
(c) The Road to Hell.
(d) The second circle.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the man forever doomed to push a rock up a hill have to do once a week?

2. When Astfgl catches up to Rincewind and Eric in hell, he is in a calm rage. Only a faint trace of ______ betrays how he really feels.

3. Where does Elenor say the rest of the Tsorteans are?

4. What have the demons installed in Astfgl's new office, informing him it is so he can communicate with his underlings?

5. Who does Elenor say was very kind to her during the siege?

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