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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What makes far better strategists than cauliflower-eared sword-swingers?
(a) Demons.
(b) Cowards.
(c) Wizards.
(d) Demonologists.

2. How long will it take Lavaeolus to get home after the war?
(a) Five days.
(b) Four months.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Two years.

3. What do the Tezumen do with their priests at the end of the novel?
(a) Worship them.
(b) Poison them.
(c) Lock them in pyramids.
(d) Give them to the Amazonian princesses.

4. How many children does Rincewind count around Elenor?
(a) Five.
(b) Eight.
(c) Seven.
(d) Four.

5. Where does Eric's magic circle transport Eric and Rincewind?
(a) Tsort.
(b) Tezuma.
(c) Hell.
(d) Ankh-Morpork.

6. What does the creator say the Big Bang could just as easily have been?
(a) A Quick Clap.
(b) A Big Hiss.
(c) A Concerto.
(d) A Bit of a Burp.

7. What are Rincewind and Eric on in Hell, when they talk with Ponce da Quirm?
(a) The Road to Hell.
(b) Treadmill.
(c) The second circle.
(d) A hill.

8. What does Rincewind do with his sandwich that the creator gave him?
(a) Uses it for a spell.
(b) He throws it away.
(c) He eats all but the crust.
(d) Gives it to Eric.

9. What was Ponce Da Quirm's mistake in drinking from the Fountain of Youth?
(a) Not boiling the water.
(b) Choking on the water.
(c) Not counting to three before swallowing.
(d) Adding lemon.

10. The creator takes pride in the craftsmanship of a specific aspect of his work. What does the creator say takes years to learn to make?
(a) Jellyfish.
(b) Rivers.
(c) Trees.
(d) Clouds.

11. Why wasn't Urglefloggah allowed at the Club 18,000-30,000 holiday?
(a) He was punished for letting live humans into Hell.
(b) He is too old.
(c) He had too little job experience.
(d) He had to guard the portal.

12. What starts Tsort on fire?
(a) Rincewind tripping with an oil lamp.
(b) The Ephebian army.
(c) The Luggage knocking torches out of soldier's hands.
(d) A magical misfire from Eric.

13. Life might have turned out more piquant, with a little extra cream in it if only there had been _______on the sandwich.
(a) Barbeque Sauce.
(b) Mustard.
(c) Mayonnaise.
(d) Lettuce.

14. Who is Urglefloggah?
(a) The demon that guards the man doomed to have his liver eaten by a bird every day.
(b) The demon guarding a man who is doomed to push a rock up a hill every day.
(c) The demon who shows doomed souls his vacation pictures.
(d) The demon guarding the portal to Hell.

15. What does the man forever doomed to push a rock up a hill have to do once a week?
(a) Basketwork.
(b) Knit.
(c) Run on a treadmill.
(d) Poetry.

Short Answer Questions

1. What in Tsort leads Lavaeolus, Rincewind and Eric into the center of the citadel?

2. Urglefloggah doesn't think _____ people would last more than five minutes in hell.

3. After transporting out of Tsort, what do Eric and Rincewind notice is absent from their mouths?

4. Who shows Rincewind and Eric the way out of Hell?

5. What kind of sandwich does the creator give to Rincewind?

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