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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is a side effect of wine?
(a) Temporary impotence.
(b) More advanced vocabulary.
(c) Revelations.
(d) Clear vision.

2. Why can Spanish Fly be dangerous?
(a) It destroys the nervous system.
(b) It ultimately leads to lightheadedness and even insanity.
(c) It creates paralysis.
(d) It causes blood clots.

3. How many lines of information does she give about each fruit?
(a) Between ten and twenty lines.
(b) Between eight and ten lines.
(c) Between one and two lines.
(d) Between two and eight lines.

4. What form of communication without words is centuries old?
(a) Sign language.
(b) The hug.
(c) The use of flowers.
(d) The kiss.

5. What are there more of than there are countries in the world?
(a) Cows.
(b) Dairy farms.
(c) Flavors and consistencies in cheese.
(d) Cheese processing plants.

6. What does she hope to maintain for the duration of her life?
(a) Her health.
(b) Love and sexual relations.
(c) Her mental stability.
(d) Her figure.

7. What is the goal of this cult?
(a) To create peace and love.
(b) To encourage reproduction.
(c) To increase the species.
(d) To transform the libido into spiritual energy.

8. Why do Mormons not drink coffee?
(a) It is a stimulant.
(b) It is a sin.
(c) It is disgusting.
(d) It is an aphrodisiac.

9. Who convinces them to leave the pasture?
(a) An impatient bull.
(b) The farmer who owns the pasture.
(c) Colomba's conscience.
(d) The insects that are biting.

10. What is high in vitamins B and C and has minerals that stimulate the sex hormones in humans?
(a) Honey.
(b) Wine.
(c) Sugar.
(d) Chocolate.

11. What does Catherine the Great do for half a century?
(a) She guides her husband in all the decisions he makes.
(b) She takes care of the poor.
(c) She wastes her time.
(d) She rules her husband's country.

12. What type of food does Allende prefer?
(a) Smaller portions of food.
(b) Less calories in food.
(c) More ethnic foods.
(d) Food that does not move.

13. Of what does Catherine the Great's breakfast consist?
(a) A cup of coffee.
(b) Waffles with strawberry jam.
(c) Vodka-laced tea and a caviar omelet.
(d) Bacon and sausage with pancakes.

14. What is the best shape for a vegetable that is an aphrodisiac?
(a) A geometric-shaped vegetable.
(b) An asymmetrical vegetable.
(c) A phallic-shaped or round vegetable.
(d) A symmetrical vegetable.

15. How is nouvelle cuisine perceived?
(a) As fresher.
(b) As less flavorful.
(c) As more flavorful.
(d) As a safe alternative to ethnic foods.

Short Answer Questions

1. How was the cheese made?

2. To what does Allende compare an omelet?

3. What are the forbidden fruits Allende is talking about?

4. What else does this list contain?

5. What do some birds and animal purposely do?

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