2. To everyone's consternation, Maxine Patch bounds down the stairs how?
(a) Quickly and quietly.
(b) Naked except for a long black snake wrapped around her neck.
(c) Singing at the top of her lungs.
(d) Dancing and laughing.

3. To everyone's surprise, Mary Alice is chosen to play what part?
(a) The main speaker.
(b) An angel.
(c) The lead dancer.
(d) The Virgin Mary.

4. Who is her true family?
(a) The Fluke family.
(b) Grandma's family.
(c) The Burdick family.
(d) Ina-Rae's family.

5. Final exams are coming up at school, and while a whiz at English and composition, Mary Alice struggled with __________.
(a) French.
(b) Latin.
(c) Math.
(d) History.

6. By the end of the night, the two have ______________.
(a) Six muskrats.
(b) Four foxes.
(c) One bear.
(d) Two beavers.

7. Things are just about to go great when what happens?
(a) Arnold Green comes down from the attic.
(b) An ear-rending scream from the attic fills the air.
(c) A tornado hits.
(d) Royce says he must go home.

8. How is public opinion affected by changes in Arnold's behavior to impress the woman Grandma introduced to him?
(a) Public opinion shifts against Royce and for Arnold.
(b) Public opinion shifts for Maxine and away from Arnold.
(c) Public opinion shifts against Grandma and for Arnold.
(d) Public opinion shifts against Maxine and for Arnold.

9. What is the DAR?
(a) Daughters of Armed Revolution.
(b) Day of Armistice Resolve.
(c) Daughters of the American Revolution.
(d) Daughters for Allied Revolt.

10. Grandma also has a vial of ________ to attract the animals.
(a) Perfume.
(b) Urine.
(c) Water.
(d) Blood.

11. As a last surprise prior to the program, Grandma presents Mary Alice with what?
(a) A halo she made from tin cans.
(b) A new pair of earrings.
(c) A toy crown.
(d) A case of makeup.

12. How is the crowd shocked?
(a) Carleen is not wearing anything.
(b) Mary Alice is in one of her new dresses.
(c) Mildred is standing there with her baby.
(d) An actual baby is in the manger.

13. What is "Newsy Notes?"
(a) A newspaper column containing bits of gossip or other town-related observations.
(b) A column in the paper that gives private information about Mary Alice.
(c) An essay Mary Alice has written for school.
(d) A letter Mary Alice has written to the local paper.

14. In a final Christmas surprise, Grandma did what?
(a) Took all the money from the hides and bought a train ticket so that brother Joey could visit.
(b) Took all the money from the hides and bought Mary Alice a horse.
(c) Took all the money from the hides and bought a train ticket for Mary Alice to visit her family.
(d) Took all the money from the hides and bought train tickets for Mary Alice's entire family to visit.

15. Arriving home, Mary Alice is surprised to see Grandma tramping around in the snow in rubber waders, hauling a basket full of what?
(a) Pumpkins.
(b) Walnut shells.
(c) Pecans.
(d) Corn.