2. Who are the patrons in this bar?
(a) Cats and dogs.
(b) Goats and crocodiles.
(c) Sheep and kangaroo like humans.
(d) Ferrets and mice.

3. What is superimposed over some figures, appearing to hold them into the rock?
(a) Bars.
(b) Vines.
(c) Ocher hand prints.
(d) X's.

4. How old is the graffiti on the walls at the oasis?
(a) 40,000 years.
(b) 30,000 years.
(c) 20,000 years.
(d) 50,000 years.

5. Who should know the location of Fourecks?
(a) The Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geography.
(b) The Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Geology.
(c) The Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Topography.
(d) The Egregious Professor of Cruel and Unusual Photography.

6. What are UU Wizards called locally?
(a) Square-heads.
(b) Empty-heads.
(c) Round-heads.
(d) Pointy-heads.

7. What constant does the Librarian maintain?
(a) The hair of a goat.
(b) The red fur of an orangutan.
(c) The ears of a donkey.
(d) The skin of a lion.

8. What do the wizards not take seriously?
(a) The degree of trouble they may be in.
(b) Stibbons' advice that they leave immediately.
(c) The caution they should take with some foods.
(d) Stibbons' advice against doing anything to change history.

9. What makes Stibbons believe that they have gone back in time?
(a) The star groupings appear where they should have been thousands of years ago.
(b) Evolution is less advanced.
(c) Everyone appears younger to him.
(d) His watch isn't working correctly.

10. What does Mad think is a story produced by too much beer?
(a) Tales about earthquakes.
(b) Tales about volcanoes.
(c) Tales about rain.
(d) Tales about being marooned.

11. What happens when the need for a smoke is mentioned?
(a) A fire appears.
(b) The water disappears.
(c) Smokes appear.
(d) Plants begin to grow.

12. Who mentions needing a smoke?
(a) The professor.
(b) Mrs. Whitlow.
(c) Stibbons.
(d) The Dean.

13. Who focuses attention on Rincewind in his own abode?
(a) God.
(b) Death.
(c) The Unseen University.
(d) Aborigines.

14. How do the horses manage to pull away from those who were chasing them?
(a) Using nosebags called superchargers.
(b) By spreading black pepper behind them.
(c) With the use of magic.
(d) By becoming invisible.

15. What are the senior faculty worried about?
(a) The cost of tuition.
(b) The Librarian's health.
(c) The government grants.
(d) The grade averages.