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1. In "White Socks in a Pantyhose World," what did Bombeck admit to being?
(a) A total gossip.
(b) A natural born leader.
(c) A worrier.
(d) A bad cook.
2. What famous actress did Bombeck claim to worry about going bald?
(a) Lauren Bacall.
(b) Carol Channing.
(c) Liza Minnelli.
(d) Lucille Ball.
3. What was Bombeck worried that scientists would discover?
(a) Pantyhose would be bad for you.
(b) Wine had no health benefits.
(c) Lettuce was fattening.
(d) Exercise decreased one's lifespan.
4. According to "White Socks in a Pantyhose World," why would the research rat have died of a heart attack?
(a) It would have ridden in the car with a teenager who had earned his learner's permit.
(b) It would have needed cleaner air.
(c) It would have played dress-up with the children.
(d) It would have had to deal with the noise level of the average household.
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