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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Where is the first place that the Bag Man takes his children after kidnapping them?
(a) The Binewski circus.
(b) The ocean.
(c) Church.
(d) Disneyland.

2. Who is Oly plotting to murder?
(a) Her boss.
(b) Miss Lick.
(c) Crystal Lil.
(d) Miranda.

3. What does she steal from Miss Lick's locker?
(a) Her wallet.
(b) Her car keys.
(c) A gun.
(d) The video tapes.

4. How does Norval Sanderson claim he lost his body part?
(a) He cut it off.
(b) He lost it in a landmine.
(c) An animal bit it off.
(d) It fell off, diseased.

5. What is Arty's impression of Norval Sanderson?
(a) He is apathetic toward Norval.
(b) He enjoys Norval.
(c) He loathes Norval.
(d) He doesn't know who Norval is.

6. Miss Lick and which character have the same nickname for Oly?
(a) Lil.
(b) Mumpo.
(c) Miranda.
(d) Arty.

7. What is Iphy's last word?
(a) "Arty."
(b) "Elly."
(c) "Mumpo."
(d) "Chick."

8. Who has Arty been training to take over Dr. Phyllis' position?
(a) Himself.
(b) The twins.
(c) Chick.
(d) Oly.

9. Whose decision is it to send Miranda to the convent?
(a) Lil's.
(b) Arty's.
(c) Oly's.
(d) Chick's.

10. What does Arty purchase for the followers of the new religion?
(a) Unlimited tickets to the show.
(b) A food van.
(c) Religious texts.
(d) New tents.

11. What body part is the Bag Man missing?
(a) His face.
(b) His arms.
(c) His testicles.
(d) His legs.

12. Who saves Oly and Crystal Lil?
(a) Arty.
(b) Horst the Cat Man.
(c) Chick.
(d) Mumpo.

13. Who drugs the twins and the Binewski parents to keep them from interfering with the twins' surgery?
(a) Chick.
(b) Arty.
(c) Oly.
(d) Zephr McGurk.

14. Which is NOT a reason for someone to be turned away from being admitted into Arturism?
(a) Convicted felony.
(b) Homosexuality.
(c) Mental retardation.
(d) Chronical illness.

15. What kind of lessons does Miss Lick give to Oly?
(a) Swimming lessons.
(b) Singing lessons.
(c) Piano lessons.
(d) Painting lessons.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Lil react when Oly tells her that the family is "dead and gone"?

2. Who begins acting as the twins' pimp?

3. What do the twins lose almost immediately after moving out?

4. Who shoots the Bag Man?

5. How old is Miranda when Arty first visits her?

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