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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.
Multiple Choice Questions
1. Where do the twins hide on their birthday?
(a) In Arty's tank.
(b) In the portable bathrooms.
(c) In their parents' bedroom.
(d) In the giant cat cage.
2. How did the Binewski family children interact with the children of the town?
(a) The Binewski children put on special shows for neighborhood children.
(b) The Binewski children were kept separate from all other children.
(c) The Binewski children were sent to regular elementary school.
(d) The Binewski children sold their friendships to the highest paying buyers.
3. Which name does Iphy say in her sleep, infuriating Elly?
(c) Vern Bogner.
4. What does Arty ask Chick to make for him, knowing that it will be a difficult task for Chick to complete?
(a) A sculpture honoring Arty's superiority.
(b) A roast beef sandwich.
(c) An origami hat.
(d) A hand-sewn circus tent.
5. What does Miss Lick desire to do with attractive women?
(a) Mutilate them.
(b) Befriend them.
(c) Kill them.
(d) Date them.
6. What does Vern Bogner do when he sees the Binewskis step out of their car?
(a) He asks for their autographs.
(b) He mistakenly identifies them as old friends.
(c) He shoots them.
(d) He ignores them.
7. What does Lil give Chick permission to do with his powers after he witnesses Mariposa's accident?
(a) To speak to animals.
(b) To harm people.
(c) To make himself rich.
(d) To help people.
8. What is Miranda's job at this establishment?
(a) She is a lifeguard.
(b) She is a pastry chef.
(c) She is a giant cat trainer.
(d) She is an exotic dancer.
9. How do Lil and Al obtain their freakish children?
(a) The children are scientifically created in test tubes.
(b) Lil and Al adopt unwanted children from orphanages.
(c) The children are dropped off at the circus by frightened parents.
(d) Lil experiments with drugs during her pregnancies.
10. How does Arty imply that Leona dies?
(a) She was eaten by the giant cats.
(b) He killed her.
(c) She drown.
(d) She was poisoned.
11. Who does Alma say that she desires to be like?
(a) Dr. Phyllis.
12. Who does Iphy announce that she wishes to marry someday?
13. What is the Geek's job in the circus?
(a) To clean Arturo's tank.
(b) To tame and train the giant cats.
(c) To tell stories to the children before they go to bed.
(d) To rip the head off live chickens.
14. How does Chick react to circus life?
(a) He is constantly tired.
(b) He is nervous that he cannot perform to the caliber of his siblings.
(c) He despises being part of a freak show.
(d) He is bouncing off the walls with excitement.
15. What do the twins experience for the first time on their 14th birthday?
(a) Their first menstrual cycle.
(b) Their first seizure.
(c) Their first vision.
(d) Their first kiss.
Short Answer Questions
1. What happens when Chick is hungry and Lil does not come to feed him?
2. Who is the first Binewski child to earn their own van?
3. How does Crystal Lil watch television?
4. What is Chick's birth defect?
5. How does Zephr McGurk affect Arty's show?
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