2. What results does Lavaeolus ask Rincewind for when he learns Rincewind is from the future?
(a) Elenor's love life.
(b) Discus.
(c) Lottery.
(d) Horse races.

3. Who does Elenor say was very kind to her during the siege?
(a) King Mausoleum.
(b) Astfgl.
(c) Lavaeolus.
(d) Mr. Beekle.

4. What is peculiar about the Road to Hell?
(a) It is more of an animal track than a road.
(b) It is paved with good intentions.
(c) It leads to the underground sewers of Ankh-Morpork.
(d) It's decorated in paperwork.

5. What does Elenor's child call Private Archeios?
(a) Giddy Up.
(b) Mr. Poo.
(c) Miss Stinkies.
(d) Lavaeolus.

6. What in Hell looks like green leather and smells like a sloth?
(a) Statements of policy.
(b) A treadmill.
(c) Urglefloggah.
(d) Potted plants.

7. What are the signs of a diseased mind, according to Rincewind?
(a) Multiple exclamation marks.
(b) Tap shoes.
(c) Paperwork.
(d) Seeing snowflakes all the time.

8. What breaks the treadmill in Hell?
(a) A wooden horse.
(b) The Luggage.
(c) An egg and cress sandwich.
(d) The parrot.

9. What is Lavaeolus supposed to chastise Rincewind and Eric for in Tsort?
(a) Not being in proper uniform.
(b) Spoiling the war.
(c) Taking too long to let the Ephebians inside Tsort.
(d) Stealing the wooden horse.

10. Who is supposed to be along soon after the creator to "take care of all the people, etc," since the creator never seems "to get the arms and legs right?"
(a) The shapers.
(b) Demon lords.
(c) Gods.
(d) Quantum mechanics.

11. What was Ponce Da Quirm's mistake in drinking from the Fountain of Youth?
(a) Adding lemon.
(b) Choking on the water.
(c) Not boiling the water.
(d) Not counting to three before swallowing.

12. What is Astfgl's punishment for the demon that let living humans into Hell?
(a) For him to be disassembled.
(b) Suspension in a pit of boiling oil.
(c) Commendations.
(d) Filing mountains of paperwork.

13. What does Eric say is the reason Lavaeolus' dog will die?
(a) Heart break.
(b) Defending his master.
(c) From overfeeding.
(d) Carrying his slippers in his mouth for fifteen years.

14. The creator claims to have once done a whole world and left out the _____, which caused people deep psychological problems.
(a) Craftsmanship.
(b) Fingles.
(c) Sfrorts.
(d) Snowflakes.

15. What do the Tsorteans store in the entrance to the citadel that Lavaeolus uses?
(a) Cleaning supplies.
(b) Pinstripe pants.
(c) Tsortean coffee beans.
(d) Wine.