Mince Pie eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 192 pages of information about Mince Pie.
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Start of eBook1
ON FILLING AN INK-WELL1
A GRACE BEFORE WRITING3
OLD THOUGHTS FOR CHRISTMAS3
CHRISTMAS CARDS6
ON UNANSWERING LETTERS7
A LETTER TO FATHER TIME10
WHAT MEN LIVE BY12
THE UNNATURAL NATURALIST14
SITTING IN THE BARBER’S CHAIR16
BROWN EYES AND EQUINOXES18
A TRAGIC SMELL IN MARATHON21
BULLIED BY THE BIRDS23
A MESSAGE FOR BOONVILLE25
MAKING MARATHON SAFE FOR THE URCHIN27
THE SMELL OF SMELLS29
A JAPANESE BACHELOR31
TWO DAYS WE CELEBRATE37
THE URCHIN AT THE ZOO42
FELLOW CRAFTSMEN45
THE KEY RING47
CHAPTER I49
CHAPTER II49
CHAPTER III50
CHAPTER IV52
CHAPTER V53
CHAPTER VI55
THE APPLE THAT NO ONE ATE55
AS TO RUMORS58
OUR MOTHERS61
GREETING TO AMERICAN ANGLERS63
MRS. IZAAK WALTON WRITES A LETTER TO HER MOTHER64
TRUTH65
THE TRAGEDY OF WASHINGTON SQUARE66
IF MR. WILSON WERE THE WEATHER MAN68
SYNTAX FOR CYNICS69
THE TRUTH AT LAST71
FIXED IDEAS71
TRIALS OF A PRESIDENT TRAVELING ABROAD72
DIARY OF A PUBLISHER’S OFFICE BOY73
THE DOG’S COMMANDMENTS73
THE VALUE OF CRITICISM74
A MARRIAGE SERVICE FOR COMMUTERS75
THE SUNNY SIDE OF GRUB STREET76
BURIAL SERVICE FOR A NEWSPAPER JOKE80
ADVICE TO THOSE VISITING A BABY80
ABOU BEN WOODROW80
MY MAGNIFICENT SYSTEM81
LETTERS TO CYNTHIA82
BE FRIENDLY WITH BOOBS82
THE BOOB IS HUMANITY’S HOPE82
THE BOOB RATIO82
HE LOOKS FOR ANGELS82
HE SEES THEM83
HE BEARS NO MALICE83
A DEFINITION83
HE IS UNSUSPICIOUS83
HIS WIFE83
RECEPTIVE83
HE IS HAPPY83
NATURE’S DARLING84
A BRIEF MAXIM84
IN CONCLUSION84
II.  SIMPLIFICATION84
THINKING IT OVER84
TAKE THE MATTER IN YOUR OWN HANDS85
FURTHER SUGGESTIONS85
ENVELOPES WITH LOOP HOLES85
YOUR INQUIRY, CHILD, TOUCHES MY HEART86
TO AN UNKNOWN DAMSEL86
SONGS IN A SHOWER BATH86
HOT WATER86
ON DEDICATING A NEW TEAPOT87
VISITING POETS87
A GOOD HOME IN THE SUBURBS89
WALT WHITMAN MINIATURES90
I90
II93
III95
ON DOORS98
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