Chapter 5, Ham(let) and Cheese; Chapter 6, SpecOps; Chapter 7, The Literary Detectives Summary

After learning in Chapter 5 that her bank account had become severely overdrawn during her absence, Thursday and Hamlet almost get hit by a runaway steamroller. Thursday explains to Hamlet that uncertainty is a part of real life, a concept that he has a hard time understanding. They then go to a coffee shop run by the Goliath Corporation, a once evil entity that had become a faith-based organization that guarantees full employment from cradle to grave. The catch is that everyone is paid with corporate coupons, not actual money. Because the currently hated group are Danes, Thursday passes off Hamlet as her insane cousin Eddie from Wolverhampton.

In Chapter 6, Thursday walks into the central office of SpecOps with the intention of regaining her...