Chapters 5-6, 'Which Is Worse: Getting Mauled by a Pack of Dogs, or Getting Your Brains Bashed Out by a Steel Poker?' and 'As If I Didn't Already Have Enough Annoying Things to Do Every Day, Now I Gotta Do This' Summary

On Sunday morning, a bunch of kids gather outside Crawley's apartment to watch the Schwa's dare. Antsy begins to worry, but the Schwa is determined not to back down now. He sneaks into the apartment and tries to steal a bowl, but all the dog-bowls are nailed down. Outside they hear dogs barking and a man shouting, and Tiggor laughs that...