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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How does Taxi adapt to her new life?
(a) By studying hard.
(b) By buying used art supplies.
(c) By buying cheap clothes.
(d) By asking Andy for help.

2. When Andy has an appointment to meet someone at ten o'clock, what does that person sometimes do?
(a) Reschedule.
(b) Not become available until five minutes to one.
(c) Cancel.
(d) Arrive early.

3. What does Andy say about Taxi's hygiene habits?
(a) They are strict.
(b) They are normal.
(c) They are abnormal.
(d) They are horrendous.

4. What is the largest part of being famous?
(a) The mystique of fame and notoriety.
(b) The friends.
(c) The money.
(d) The parties.

5. What does Andy regret not having?
(a) A pet.
(b) Family.
(c) Friends.
(d) A boss.

6. If Andy had a television show, what would he call it?
(a) Nothing Special.
(b) Nothingness.
(c) Something Special.
(d) Something Strange.

7. To Andy, why is the idea of fame relative?
(a) Fame comes and goes.
(b) As soon as a person begins to know a famous person, the aura of fame is diminished a little bit.
(c) Fame is shallow.
(d) There is always someone more famous than you.

8. What does Taxi do in regards to fashion statements?
(a) She stays current with fashion trends.
(b) She makes them readily adapted by the fashion industry.
(c) She wishes she could understand fashion.
(d) She ignores fashion.

9. What do Andy and B say about chocolate-covered cherries?
(a) They are delicious.
(b) They are a strange desert.
(c) They should be avoided because they are so fattening.
(d) The avoidance of chocolate-covered cherries strewn on the floor and what each does if he or she should happen to step on one of the candies.

10. How does Andy mock his physical appearance?
(a) By talking about his weight and short fingers.
(b) By talking about his lack of hair and crooked spine.
(c) By talking about his pallor, shaggy, silver white hair, the chic freakiness and affectless gaze.
(d) By talking about his crooked teeth.

11. Why does New York not have time to have an aesthetic?
(a) The people are rude and loud.
(b) It is ugly and dirty.
(c) It takes a person half a day to go either downtown or uptown.
(d) There is very little art in New York.

12. What does Andy find to be the hardest part of fame?
(a) Doing interviews with people from different media.
(b) Greeting fans.
(c) Signing autographs.
(d) Being lonely.

13. As an "energy-loser" Andy refrains as much as possible from what?
(a) Working hard.
(b) Talking to strangers.
(c) Making friends.
(d) Sex.

14. The hardest work for Andy, after being alive, is what?
(a) Making friends.
(b) Earning money.
(c) Making art.
(d) Having sex.

15. Why should this plan be put into effect for both permanent and short term beauty shortcomings?
(a) So that one will be transparent.
(b) So that a person always feels in control of his or her attractiveness.
(c) So that others will know what to expect.
(d) So others will know what topics of conversation to avoid.

Short Answer Questions

1. By the early 1960s, what happens to Andy's art career?

2. B offers up an alternative career for Andy. What is that career?

3. With what is Andy obsessed, regarding his appearance?

4. Why does Andy feel this way about being in the dark about love and sex?

5. Andy applies this philosophy to everything but what?

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