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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What would Andy's fear prevent him from ever being able to do?
(a) Become close to anyone.
(b) Have a job on television.
(c) Spending money.
(d) What he wants.

2. What does a four hundred pound woman with a beautiful face never do?
(a) Go outside.
(b) Look in a mirror to see anything other than her face.
(c) Look in a mirror.
(d) Invite people over.

3. When Andy has an appointment to meet someone at ten o'clock, what does that person sometimes do?
(a) Reschedule.
(b) Cancel.
(c) Arrive early.
(d) Not become available until five minutes to one.

4. What does Taxi do with makeup?
(a) She gives it away.
(b) She hoards it.
(c) She steals it.
(d) She rarely uses it.

5. Andy himself tends to be fascinated by people as opposed to what?
(a) Being in love with anyone.
(b) Being used to them.
(c) Being annoyed by them.
(d) Being friends with them.

6. How does this concept come to Andy?
(a) He wastes his time every day.
(b) He witnesses a funeral in Japan where all the mourners are reveling instead of weeping.
(c) His friends often do as they wish.
(d) Businessmen are good at using their time wisely.

7. What does Andy hope for Taxi?
(a) That she will be successful.
(b) That her parents will support her.
(c) That she can find happiness.
(d) That the singer can take care of Taxi better than Andy could.

8. What city is more aesthetic than New York?
(a) Los Angeles.
(b) Florence.
(c) Miami.
(d) Paris.

9. What does Andy find to be the hardest part of fame?
(a) Doing interviews with people from different media.
(b) Signing autographs.
(c) Being lonely.
(d) Greeting fans.

10. Does Andy feel that being in the dark about love and sex can be a good situation?
(a) No.
(b) Not at first.
(c) Yes.
(d) Maybe.

11. Andy admits to an affair with what?
(a) Another artist.
(b) His friend.
(c) A girl down the hall.
(d) His television.

12. What do Andy and B say about chocolate-covered cherries?
(a) They should be avoided because they are so fattening.
(b) The avoidance of chocolate-covered cherries strewn on the floor and what each does if he or she should happen to step on one of the candies.
(c) They are delicious.
(d) They are a strange desert.

13. Why does Andy believe it is preferable to think of nothing?
(a) No one will be offended or hurt.
(b) It is less stressful to think of nothing.
(c) It is too difficult to think about anything.
(d) It is nothing that is exciting and sexy in this world.

14. Who is Taxi?
(a) A spoiled South Carolina debutante.
(b) A television show.
(c) A waitress at Andy's favorite restaurant.
(d) A cab driver.

15. To what is Taxi addicted?
(a) Shopping.
(b) Sleeping.
(c) Stealing.
(d) Drugs.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why does Andy believe people act like babies longer than before?

2. To round out his statements on beauty, Andy names how many things that are always beautiful to him?

3. Due to what does Andy spend much of a sickly childhood in bed with paper dolls?

4. Andy also believes that a person can make a conscious choice to do what, regarding his time?

5. Is being overweight a hindrance to beauty to Andy's way of thinking?

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