2. Andy and B then discuss the viability of Andy becoming what one day?
(a) A famous artist.
(b) A father.
(c) A college professor.
(d) President of the United States.

3. Is being overweight a hindrance to beauty to Andy's way of thinking?
(a) Sometimes.
(b) Often.
(c) Yes.
(d) No.

4. With whom does Andy have a special fascination?
(a) Women.
(b) Athletes.
(c) Other artists.
(d) Talk show hosts.

5. When Andy arrives in New York, where does he live?
(a) In the YMCA.
(b) In an art commune.
(c) In a studio apartment.
(d) In a small one bedroom apartment.

6. What does Andy believe about love?
(a) It is all anyone needs in life.
(b) It does not exist.
(c) It is what he obsesses over.
(d) It is too complicated and involves more work than most people are willing or able to commit to.

7. To what does this discussion of Andy's physical appearance lead?
(a) A long discussion of makeup and bodily scars.
(b) A long discussion of tatoos and piercings.
(c) A short discussion of makeup and bodily scars.
(d) A short discussions of tatoos and piercings.

8. The hardest work for Andy, after being alive, is what?
(a) Having sex.
(b) Making art.
(c) Earning money.
(d) Making friends.

9. Andy's musings about the concept of time range from what?
(a) The somewhat practical to the very practical.
(b) The ridiculus to the insane.
(c) The practical to the ridiculous.
(d) The somewhat odd to the very strange.

10. Andy himself tends to be fascinated by people as opposed to what?
(a) Being friends with them.
(b) Being annoyed by them.
(c) Being in love with anyone.
(d) Being used to them.

11. Andy ends the conversation by telling B that Andy needs to do what to his hair?
(a) Shave it.
(b) Cut it.
(c) Perm it.
(d) Dye it.

12. Andy also explores the concept of having what?
(a) A great deal of money.
(b) Time on your hands.
(c) A busy schedule.
(d) No free time.

13. Why does Andy feel this way about being in the dark about love and sex?
(a) As one grows older, one can learn more about love and sex, so the knowledge does not come to them to abruptly.
(b) It is better to understand love and sex so one does not get hurt.
(c) Some must be known about love and sex so one can protect him or herself.
(d) Knowledge kills all anticipation and excitement, which are the major attributes of making love anyway.

14. Why does Andy believe this is a good age to learn about love and sex?
(a) People should not get married until they are in their thirties.
(b) People are living longer and there should be a longer period of anticipation in people's lives.
(c) People should learn before puberty.
(d) People should not become sexually active until after high school.

15. How does Andy mock his physical appearance?
(a) By talking about his crooked teeth.
(b) By talking about his weight and short fingers.
(c) By talking about his pallor, shaggy, silver white hair, the chic freakiness and affectless gaze.
(d) By talking about his lack of hair and crooked spine.