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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. With which of the following does Part One: The Proposal begin?
(a) “Gary pulled around to the golf club entrance and got out to help his bride.”
(b) “On some days the stone was dull, as though it did not care to shine, but today it twinkled.”
(c) “On the night before the wedding, Kismet Poe and her high school girlfriends walked over to the train bridge.”
(d) “The day after the wedding, the rain stopped and the sun came out.”

2. What perfume does Crystal wear?
(a) Fleurs du Monde.
(b) Fleur de Blonde.
(c) Bois de Balincourt.
(d) Gucci Bloom.

3. Which of the following does Crystal know is in the waters of the Red River?
(a) Mercury.
(b) Lead.
(c) Arsenic.
(d) Phlebotinum.

4. To whose radio show does Crystal like to listen?
(a) Sal Ari.
(b) Mal Dives.
(c) Al Ringer.
(d) Hal Barad.

5. What is tossed on Kismet and Gary after they wed?
(a) Millet.
(b) Corn.
(c) Sunflower seeds.
(d) Rice.

Short Answer Questions

1. What subject does Speck teach?

2. Where did Gary buy Kismet’s engagement ring?

3. What kind of phone does Gary have?

4. To whom does Crystal suggest oxygen be administered?

5. How many millions of dollars does the local church lose to Martin?

Short Essay Questions

1. Why had Crystal refused to marry Martin?

2. Why does Gary fret about the size of his genitals?

3. What is Crystal’s typical night-haul lunch?

4. How does Kismet’s high school career end?

5. What fate does Kismet imagine for Gary on the steps of the church outside their wedding?

6. What had the local church’s renovation funds hoped to purchase?

7. What sends Hugo to the principal’s office to sit beside Kismet?

8. What experience of angels does Boris relate?

9. Why does Kismet let the current of the Red River take her?

10. Why does Gary object to the description of Kismet’s engagement ring as “a wearable fleck” (11)?

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