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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In which of the following does the Red River of the North gather?
(a) Beavertooth.
(b) Ottertail.
(c) Beavertail.
(d) Otterspaw.

2. From where does Winnie rent a limousine for Gary’s wedding?
(a) Minot.
(b) Fargo.
(c) Grand Forks.
(d) Bismarck.

3. Who saves Kismet from the river?
(a) Jon.
(b) Nermal.
(c) Garfield.
(d) Odie.

4. Which of the following does Kismet play at school?
(a) Chess.
(b) Parcheesi.
(c) Backgammon.
(d) Cribbage.

5. Which of the following does Crystal know is in the waters of the Red River?
(a) Mercury.
(b) Lead.
(c) Arsenic.
(d) Phlebotinum.

6. Where did Gary buy Kismet’s engagement ring?
(a) Fargo.
(b) Minot.
(c) Grand Forks.
(d) Bismarck.

7. What is tossed on Kismet and Gary after they wed?
(a) Rice.
(b) Millet.
(c) Corn.
(d) Sunflower seeds.

8. Which of the following does Crystal carry at work?
(a) Tiger Balm.
(b) Vapo-rub.
(c) Head-on.
(d) Icy Hot.

9. To which of the following does the Red River of the North flow?
(a) Wellington.
(b) Worcestershire.
(c) Wahpeton.
(d) Winnipeg.

10. With which of the following does Part Two: Vows begin?
(a) “Gary pulled around to the golf club entrance and got out to help his bride.”
(b) “Martin had her down cold.”
(c) “On the night before the wedding, Kismet Poe and her high school girlfriends walked over to the train bridge.”
(d) “The day after the wedding, the rain stopped and the sun came out.”

11. How many acres does Gary stand to inherit?
(a) 300.
(b) 3.
(c) 3,000.
(d) 30.

12. With which of the following does Part One: The Proposal begin?
(a) “Gary pulled around to the golf club entrance and got out to help his bride.”
(b) “The day after the wedding, the rain stopped and the sun came out.”
(c) “On some days the stone was dull, as though it did not care to shine, but today it twinkled.”
(d) “On the night before the wedding, Kismet Poe and her high school girlfriends walked over to the train bridge.”

13. With what is Kismet’s first wedding cake filled?
(a) Crème anglaise.
(b) Ganache.
(c) Meringue.
(d) Mascarpone.

14. In what month does Part Two: Vows begin?
(a) August.
(b) July.
(c) June.
(d) May.

15. What kind of tree stands in the yard of Kismet’s nuptial home?
(a) Juniper.
(b) Cottonwood.
(c) Laurel.
(d) Olive.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following does Kismet posit would not have married Gary in any event?

2. What kind of phone does Gary have?

3. Who coins the term terrain erratique?

4. What kind of gum had Gary used to cover his drinking the night before his wedding?

5. Which of the following had accompanied Gary to buy Kismet’s engagement ring?

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