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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. From where does Winnie rent a limousine for Gary’s wedding?
(a) Grand Forks.
(b) Fargo.
(c) Bismarck.
(d) Minot.

2. What was the name of Winnie’s father-in-law?
(a) Dizzy.
(b) John.
(c) Sport.
(d) Gusty.

3. Where does Gary plan to honeymoon?
(a) Tijuana.
(b) Cabo.
(c) Puerto Vallarta.
(d) Cancún.

4. How many acres does Gary stand to inherit?
(a) 3.
(b) 300.
(c) 3,000.
(d) 30.

5. Which of the following does Kismet drink before falling into the Red River?
(a) Rum.
(b) Gin.
(c) Vodka.
(d) Tequila.

6. Which of the following does Hugo dislike?
(a) Frechette.
(b) Longie.
(c) Sotovine.
(d) Dumach.

7. Which of the following does Crystal carry at work?
(a) Tylenol.
(b) Advil.
(c) Excedrin.
(d) Motrin.

8. With which of the following does Part One: The Proposal begin?
(a) “The day after the wedding, the rain stopped and the sun came out.”
(b) “On some days the stone was dull, as though it did not care to shine, but today it twinkled.”
(c) “On the night before the wedding, Kismet Poe and her high school girlfriends walked over to the train bridge.”
(d) “Gary pulled around to the golf club entrance and got out to help his bride.”

9. Which of the following shows would Crystal and Kismet watch when traveling together?
(a) Teen Mom.
(b) Monty Python’s Flying Circus.
(c) Honey Boo-boo.
(d) Dance Moms.

10. Which of the local priest’s vestments did he overtighten?
(a) Cassock.
(b) Chasuble.
(c) Cincture.
(d) Stole.

11. After what grade did Hugo drop out?
(a) Eleventh.
(b) Tenth.
(c) Ninth.
(d) Eighth.

12. At which of the following had Crystal and Kismet shopped for clothes?
(a) Fine Finds.
(b) St. Vincent de Paul.
(c) Habitat ReStore.
(d) Thrifty Life.

13. Of what is the local priest’s chasuble when he officiates Gary’s wedding?
(a) Red brocade.
(b) Blue velvet.
(c) White brocade.
(d) Green jacquard.

14. To whose radio show does Crystal like to listen?
(a) Mal Dives.
(b) Al Ringer.
(c) Hal Barad.
(d) Sal Ari.

15. To whom does Crystal suggest oxygen be administered?
(a) Martin.
(b) Kismet.
(c) Flirty.
(d) Odie.

Short Answer Questions

1. What kind of tree stands in the yard of Kismet’s nuptial home?

2. From which of the following are Crystal and Kismet descended?

3. What is the name of the local church?

4. How many hours long is a typical shift for Crystal?

5. Per the novel, which angel rules Libra?

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