3. Why does the narrator think his father could never kill himself?
(a) He could never get the look of death.
(b) He has too many friends.
(c) He faces up to his problems.
(d) He is too much of a coward.

4. What does Jim mother keep her house as clean as?
(a) A brewery.
(b) A harem.
(c) A hay loft.
(d) A new pin.

5. What can four pence buy a pound of?
(a) Treacle.
(b) Sugar.
(c) Scones.
(d) Beef.

6. What does Fred say he is not one to grumble about?
(a) His grub.
(b) His team.
(c) His wife.
(d) His job.

7. What are people beginning to call Lennox because of his sight?
(a) Cock-eye.
(b) Squinty.
(c) Blinkered.
(d) Simpleton.

8. What does the narrator say the goalkeeper turns into?
(a) A flying pig.
(b) A deranged eagle.
(c) A leaping ape.
(d) A long armed gorilla.

9. What is the first thing Jim's mother does when Jim returns home?
(a) Washes his clothes.
(b) Makes him a cup of tea.
(c) Screams at him.
(d) Makes him a big meal.

10. What football position does the narrator compare his running at the chair to?
(a) Right back.
(b) Center forward.
(c) Center back.
(d) Winger.

11. What does the narrator say he would hang himself from?
(a) A clifftop.
(b) A tree.
(c) A rooftop.
(d) A balcony.

12. What does the author say the fair is a sea of?
(a) Colors.
(b) Laughter.
(c) People.
(d) Lights.

13. What does Fred say he needs to mend?
(a) His bike.
(b) His bookshelves.
(c) His staircase.
(d) His car.

14. What can Colin and Bert view from the war memorial?
(a) The fair.
(b) The girl's school.
(c) The whole town.
(d) The lake.

15. What does Jim say is the first thing him and Phylis need to do?
(a) Buy a house.
(b) Buy a ring.
(c) Talk to the family.
(d) Send out invitations.