3. What does the narrator's father suggest the narrator does to cheer himself up?
(a) Have a wash.
(b) Go to a party.
(c) Go to bed.
(d) Drink a cup of tea.

4. What does the narrator say he would have done to Jim's mother if she has talked to him in the same way?
(a) Hugged her.
(b) Screamed at her.
(c) Threw plates at her.
(d) Hit her.

5. What are people beginning to call Lennox because of his sight?
(a) Simpleton.
(b) Blinkered.
(c) Cock-eye.
(d) Squinty.

6. Why does the narrator think Jim could have gone anywhere in the country?
(a) He has a car.
(b) He is earning good money.
(c) He is a wanderer.
(d) He is easy to get along with.

7. What does the author say Colin's legs are like as he tries to escape with Bert?
(a) Steel.
(b) Lead.
(c) Rubber.
(d) Jelly.

8. What does Fred say ninety-five thousand quid has gone up like?
(a) London fog.
(b) Arsenal defenders.
(c) Goal hangers.
(d) Scotch mist.

9. What is the narrator's friend watching at the pictures?
(a) Jungle Jim.
(b) Penelope Pitstop.
(c) Tarzan.
(d) Lassie.

10. Why does the narrator think his father could never kill himself?
(a) He has too many friends.
(b) He faces up to his problems.
(c) He could never get the look of death.
(d) He is too much of a coward.

11. What does Colin say he is not going to rob?
(a) Banks.
(b) Schools.
(c) Shops.
(d) Cafes.

12. What does Jim say is the first thing him and Phylis need to do?
(a) Buy a house.
(b) Buy a ring.
(c) Talk to the family.
(d) Send out invitations.

13. What does the narrator say Jim's mother cannot touch Phylis with?
(a) A rope.
(b) A poker.
(c) A finger.
(d) A barge pole.

14. What does the author say Ruby is plump like?
(a) A peach.
(b) A pear.
(c) A jelly.
(d) A pudding.

15. What does the author say Jones's brain is like?
(a) A bottle neck.
(b) A senile old man.
(c) An oil tanker.
(d) An old banger.