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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through On Saturday Afternoon.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is Jones's job?
(a) Dustman.
(b) Lawyer.
(c) Doctor.
(d) Teacher.

2. What football position does the narrator compare his running at the chair to?
(a) Winger.
(b) Center back.
(c) Right back.
(d) Center forward.

3. How does Bert say he earned his tuppence?
(a) Selling fruit.
(b) Gardening.
(c) Delivering messages.
(d) Writing.

4. What has been the narrator's job for the past twenty-eight years?
(a) Doctor.
(b) Postman.
(c) Copywriter.
(d) Dustman.

5. What kind of life does the narrator say his father leads his mother?
(a) A dog's life.
(b) A skunk's life.
(c) A lonely life.
(d) A queen's life.

Short Answer Questions

1. What subject does Mr. Raynor teach?

2. What can Colin and Bert view from the war memorial?

3. What does the man want the narrator to do when he has the rope around his neck?

4. What does Ernest have to do at two o'clock?

5. What does Smith say the governor is as dead as?

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