2. What does "gomers go to ground" mean?
(a) They walk around all over the place.
(b) They die.
(c) They can't talk.
(d) They fall out of bed.

3. The Fat Man says that Jo needs these patients in her life to do what?
(a) To make her feel healthier.
(b) To give her an excuse to not ever go on dates.
(c) To fill a void in her life.
(d) To give her compliments.

4. Where did the Fat Man keep all of his patients' information?
(a) On notecards.
(b) In a computer.
(c) In his head.
(d) In folders.

5. Who are the first two people Roy meets in the EW?
(a) The two pretty nurses.
(b) Berry's look-alike and her sidekick.
(c) The chief resident and his protege.
(d) The two policemen.

6. What happened to Chuck's eye that made it swell?
(a) He got an infection from a patient.
(b) He put the wrong ointment on it.
(c) He got a bugbite.
(d) He he got punched by a patient.

7. What character compares life to a man's genitals?
(a) Roy.
(b) Berry.
(c) Chuck.
(d) The Fat Man.

8. Why is Jo's philosophy on treating patients so different from the Fat Man's?
(a) Because she gives up on patients much more quickly.
(b) Because she gets too emotionally involved.
(c) Because she doesn't have any human interaction with them.
(d) Because she thinks she can cure everyone.

9. Who is Molly?
(a) A doctor who is always anxious.
(b) A gomer.
(c) A friend of Roy from home.
(d) An attractive nurse.

10. What deliberate mistake made by an intern did the chief resident tell everyone about, which ended up getting the intern sent down to the Deep South?
(a) He put an IV in when the patient didn't want it.
(b) He did an autopsy without permission.
(c) He euthanised a dying patient.
(d) He gave the wrong dose of medication on purpose.

11. The lowest rung on the hospital hierarchy is who?
(a) The intern.
(b) The nurse.
(c) The pharmacist.
(d) The resident.

12. In Chapter 1, what is mentioned by Roy which he sees drip off of Berry's face?
(a) Vinaigrette.
(b) Juice.
(c) Russian dressing.
(d) Chocolate sauce.

13. Where does "Crazy Abe" live?
(a) In a mental institution.
(b) In an old dilapidated house.
(c) In the EW waiting room.
(d) On the street.

14. Why does the Runt believe he is going to die?
(a) Because he ate a sick man's dinner by accident.
(b) Because he can't feel his hand a lot of the time.
(c) Because he is paranoid and a hypochondriac.
(d) Because because he was pricked with a needle that was infected with disease.

15. Why was Roy's mother annoyed with him in Chapter 11?
(a) Because he took a nap.
(b) Because he hadn't proposed to Berry yet.
(c) Because he spoke negatively about the internship.
(d) Because they were late for dinner.