3. What does Goolrick do to his sister's friend that causes him to orgasm?
(a) Makes love to her.
(b) Kisses her.
(c) Touches her finger.
(d) Touches her breast.

4. What hors d'oeuvres did Goolrick make the adults?
(a) Shrimp balls.
(b) Cream cheese dip.
(c) Popcorn.
(d) Salads.

5. What did Goolrick's father do in one of the pageants?
(a) He was the flag.
(b) He was a president.
(c) He was a soldier.
(d) He was Martha Washington.

6. What does Goolrick do with the girl next door?
(a) Kisses her.
(b) Has sex.
(c) Ties her up.
(d) Tries to molest her.

7. Who are Sonny and Blanche?
(a) Goolrick's aunt and uncle.
(b) Goolrick's in-laws.
(c) Goolrick's parents.
(d) Goolrick's made up Jewish parents.

8. What did brother want mother to say before he ate his dinner?
(a) "Eat your lunch cowboy."
(b) "Chief say eat."
(c) "God commands you to eat."
(d) "Howdy stranger."

9. When Goolrick was hospitalized, what did his aunt think caused his breakdown?
(a) His addiction.
(b) His mother's breast cancer.
(c) His car accident.
(d) His breakup with his lover.

10. Whom does Goolrick tell the following morning?
(a) His grandmother.
(b) His father.
(c) His mother.
(d) His aunt.

11. What does Goolrick watch by the river that excites him?
(a) A couple having sex.
(b) Several people having sex with one another.
(c) A woman being raped.
(d) A young man masturbating.

12. Why was town an exciting place?
(a) It was a big city.
(b) There were other people.
(c) There were lots of drug addicts.
(d) There were often fights.

13. What did the family do with letters to Santa?
(a) Burned them.
(b) Shredded them.
(c) Took them to school.
(d) Mailed them.

14. What day was bridge day?
(a) Wednesday.
(b) Tuesday.
(c) Saturday.
(d) Sunday.

15. What does Goolrick grow to despise?
(a) The casual touch of strangers.
(b) The touch of loved ones.
(c) The taste of bourbon.
(d) The smell of burning hair.