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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through The Cowboy Sandwich and Such Charming Hands.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. How long did Goolrick spend high, having random anonymous sexual encounters before he was suicidal?
(a) Six months.
(b) Ten years.
(c) Three years.
(d) Five years.

2. What is wrong with Aunt Dodo?
(a) She is mentally handicapped.
(b) She is deaf.
(c) She is blind.
(d) She is paralyzed.

3. What did Goolrick's godfather's wife bring to the family following Father's death?
(a) Money.
(b) A new car.
(c) A ham.
(d) Clothing.

4. How old was Goolrick's brother when he had an aneurysm?
(a) Ninety.
(b) Sixteen.
(c) Fifty.
(d) Thirty-five.

5. What was the result of their game?
(a) They tied.
(b) They won.
(c) The couldn't finish.
(d) They lost.

Short Answer Questions

1. How many classes were taught at the school where Goolrick went to kindergarten?

2. Why is Goolrick happy the door is always locked?

3. What does Goolrick note about people in comas?

4. What allowed the family to begin going to the beach for three weeks a year?

5. What does Goolrick note about celebrities?

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