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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Patrick ask Megan to get him when he wakes up in the morning?
(a) A glass of orange juice.
(b) A cup of coffee.
(c) The newspaper.
(d) Some cereal.

2. What does Megan order at the hot dog joint?
(a) The Superdog.
(b) The Chigaco Dog.
(c) The Tijuana Dog.
(d) The Kamikaze Dog.

3. What animal does Patrick reference as being so stupid they'd drown in the rain?
(a) Rabbits.
(b) Rats.
(c) Pigeons.
(d) Turkeys.

4. Who refuses to eat the turkey at Thanksgiving dinner?
(a) Pat's sister.
(b) Pat's niece.
(c) Timmy.
(d) Megan's father.

5. How does Megan define 'Hmmm'?
(a) As a vocal ellipses.
(b) As a meaningless sound.
(c) As a sigh said outloud.
(d) As humming.

6. What did Megan sell her sports car to buy?
(a) A house.
(b) Furniture.
(c) A vacation.
(d) A kiln.

7. How does Megan get Patrick to wake up?
(a) Megan pours water on him.
(b) Megan bangs on a metal pan.
(c) Megan shouts in his ear.
(d) Megan jumps on him.

8. Megan says she will jump out the window is Patrick got which sort of movie?
(a) A costume drama.
(b) A horror movie.
(c) A romantic comedy.
(d) An X-rated movie.

9. Where are the Hunters planning to go for site-seeing in Chapter 7?
(a) Washington.
(b) New York.
(c) Tennessee
(d) North Carolina.

10. What has been causing Timmy to fuss in Chapter 5?
(a) Timmy has a fever.
(b) Timmy has an upset stomach.
(c) Timmy is teething.
(d) Timmy is hungry.

11. What had Megan never done with her former lovers?
(a) Said "I love you" and meant it.
(b) Introduced them to her parents.
(c) Gone on vacation.
(d) Spent the night.

12. What does Megan say she has had a compulsion to do since she was a child?
(a) To help people.
(b) To collect things.
(c) To daydream.
(d) To make things.

13. Why did Patrick return home early in Chapter 6?
(a) To have lunch.
(b) To greet Megan's parents.
(c) Patrick forgot some papers.
(d) Patrick had the afternoon off.

14. What does Patrick think is a good sign of mental heath?
(a) Talking to yourself.
(b) Worrying about your hair.
(c) Sarcasm.
(d) Keeping a pet.

15. What interrupts Patrick and Megan's romantic evening?
(a) Timmy crying.
(b) Megan feels queasy.
(c) A telephone call.
(d) The fire alarm goes off.

Short Answer Questions

1. What date does Megan joke will be her wedding day?

2. What does Megan think is "a husbandly, loving sound."

3. How does Megan describe her engagements in comparison to her relationship with Patrick?

4. In Chapter 5, where is Megan stationed for her weekend job?

5. What alcohol does Patrick bring for he and Megan to drink?

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