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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What is playing on the TV when Megan's family arrives at Pat's house?
(a) A football game.
(b) The weather.
(c) A cartoon.
(d) A parade.

2. What does Megan think Patrick looks and sounds like in Chapter 7?
(a) A brother.
(b) A fiance.
(c) An idiot.
(d) A husband.

3. As an adult, how many times has Megan been engaged?
(a) Three times.
(b) Once.
(c) Twice.
(d) Four times.

4. Who owns the house Patrick is living in?
(a) Patrick's colleague.
(b) Patrick's parents.
(c) Patrick.
(d) Patrick's aunt.

5. What does Patrick say must be the life expectancy of Megan's boyfriends?
(a) Two years.
(b) Two days.
(c) Two hours.
(d) Two weeks.

6. What disaster befalls the Thanksgiving turkey?
(a) It doesn't cook all the way through.
(b) It falls on the floor.
(c) It gets overcooked.
(d) It gets eaten by the dog.

7. What has been causing Timmy to fuss in Chapter 5?
(a) Timmy is hungry.
(b) Timmy has an upset stomach.
(c) Timmy has a fever.
(d) Timmy is teething.

8. Where does Patrick invite Megan to go in Chapter 7?
(a) Hawaii.
(b) For a walk.
(c) To the movies.
(d) Out for dinner.

9. What does Megan think is "a husbandly, loving sound."
(a) Building a fire.
(b) Brushing teeth.
(c) Shower water spraying against the stall door.
(d) Flipping through the newspaper.

10. Who do Patrick and Megan toast to as they drink in Chapter 5?
(a) Their former lovers.
(b) Tibbles.
(c) Timmy.
(d) Their parents.

11. Megan says she will jump out the window is Patrick got which sort of movie?
(a) An X-rated movie.
(b) A costume drama.
(c) A horror movie.
(d) A romantic comedy.

12. What did Megan sell her sports car to buy?
(a) Furniture.
(b) A kiln.
(c) A house.
(d) A vacation.

13. Where are Tilly and Lenny from?
(a) Florida.
(b) Mississippi.
(c) Alabama.
(d) Louisiana.

14. What had Megan never done with her former lovers?
(a) Said "I love you" and meant it.
(b) Introduced them to her parents.
(c) Spent the night.
(d) Gone on vacation.

15. What does Megan order at the hot dog joint?
(a) The Chigaco Dog.
(b) The Superdog.
(c) The Kamikaze Dog.
(d) The Tijuana Dog.

Short Answer Questions

1. Why is it warm in Megan's pottery studio?

2. What does Patrick think is a good sign of mental heath?

3. What does Megan hope her father isn't wearing when he arrives?

4. Why did Patrick return home early in Chapter 6?

5. What part of Dave's body does Patrick injure with a piece of sports equipment?

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