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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What fell off the wall when Boss slammed the door?
(a) A light.
(b) A boar's head.
(c) A picture.
(d) A mirror.

2. What color is Chance's Cadillac?
(a) Black.
(b) Blue.
(c) Red.
(d) White.

3. Who enters the bar after Miss Lucy leaves?
(a) Heavenly.
(b) Tom Jr.
(c) Chance.
(d) Stuff.

4. What does Tom ask his father if he can use?
(a) His boat.
(b) His truck.
(c) His car.
(d) His motorcycle.

5. What does Chance tell Stuff everyone drinks vodka martinis with?
(a) Strawberries.
(b) Olives.
(c) Lemons.
(d) Limes.

6. What does Boss say he was giving a speech on in New Bethesda?
(a) Gay rights.
(b) Miscegenation.
(c) Child abuse.
(d) Desegregation.

7. When does Boss say he wants Chance gone?
(a) A week's time.
(b) Tomorrow.
(c) In two hours.
(d) A month's time.

8. What does Chance say you should not put in gin martinis?
(a) Olives.
(b) Milk.
(c) Cream.
(d) Strawberries.

9. What kind of speech does Heavenly tell Boss not to give her?
(a) Political garbage.
(b) Fatherly pride.
(c) Hollywood schmaltz.
(d) Voice of God.

10. What does Chance say Alexandra Del Lago's money can do?
(a) Open doors.
(b) Open the heavens.
(c) Buy studios.
(d) Give him back Heavenly.

11. What does Scudder write a prescription for for Boss?
(a) His blood pressure.
(b) His depresson.
(c) His cough.
(d) His nose bleeds.

12. What does Miss Lucy say the velvet jewel box was as big as?
(a) A baby's hand.
(b) A mouth.
(c) A child's nose.
(d) An ear.

13. What does Miss Lucy ask Chance if he still does?
(a) Sings.
(b) Acts.
(c) Dives.
(d) Loves.

14. Where does Tom say Heavenly is?
(a) On the Star Fish.
(b) On the beach.
(c) At the drugstore.
(d) In her room.

15. Whose fan club was Miss Lucy the president of?
(a) Rita Tayworth.
(b) Alexandra Del Lago.
(c) Aubrey Hepburn.
(d) Marilyn Monroe.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Boss say the front door is open like?

2. What does Chance say he bought on credit to wear to the national contest?

3. What does Tom say Aunt Nonnie is running up the drive like?

4. What is the name of Princess' best friend?

5. What does Miss Lucy give the heckler?

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