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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. In the third "Interlude," what does the writer say his typewriter needs?
(a) A lube job.
(b) A new ribbon.
(c) A verb job.
(d) A new paint job.

2. What does her chaperon purchase for the trip?
(a) A bikini.
(b) Sea sick medicine.
(c) A surf board.
(d) A good book for the flight.

3. What is one of the contraception methods Bernard considered that has to do with the moon phases?
(a) She-Moon, He-Moon.
(b) Lunaception.
(c) Moonception.
(d) Mooning.

4. Who does Leigh-Cheri make a citizen's arrest on?
(a) Ralph Nader.
(b) Boom Boom Firecracker.
(c) Bernard the Woodpecker.
(d) Gulietta.

5. What is strapped to Bernard Mickey Wrangle as he sits in the rear of the airplane?
(a) A bullet-proof vest.
(b) An ammunition belt.
(c) Six sticks of dynamite.
(d) Seven sticks of dynamite.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the writer want to leave with his readers?

2. What is the frog's name?

3. Why is the man conversing on the airplane in Chapter Twenty-One going to the Care Fest?

4. What do people from Argon think about redheads?

5. How long does it take Bernard to escape from prison?

Short Essay Questions

1. Where did Bernard Hickey Wrangle, a.k.a. "The Woodpecker", set off a bomb that injured someone? What did Bernard do to make amends?

2. What goes wrong with the conference in Chapter Thirty-Six?

3. Who is the person that insults Leigh-Cheri while she is already upset over the bombing that ruined the Care Fest? What does that person say?

4. Why does Montana Judy, Bernard's outlaw girlfriend, turn him in to the police? What happens to him because he was turned in?

5. What does the reader learn about the writer's typing ability?

6. In Chapter Eleven, what is revealed about Leigh-Cheri's relationship with her parents?

7. What is learned about Leigh-Cheri by her crush on Ralph Nader?

8. What are the concerns King Max and Queen Tilli discuss about their daughter while she is away at the conference?

9. How do they say, "Have a nice day," in the writer's country?

10. What kind of relationship does Leigh-Cheri have with Gulietta?

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