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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. While visiting him in his hideaway, what disclosure does Leigh-Cheri make to Bernard about how he makes her feel?
(a) Guilty about being a princess.
(b) Good about being a princess.
(c) Happy she lives in America.
(d) Bad about being a princess.

2. What do people from Argon think about redheads?
(a) Red hair is caused by sugar and lust.
(b) Red hair is caused by sugar and dust.
(c) Red hair is caused by red beets and lust.
(d) Red hair is caused by recessive genes.

3. Where does the writer sense the novel of his dreams is located?
(a) In his head.
(b) At the library.
(c) In his file cabinet.
(d) Inside the Remington SL3.

4. What does the writer want to leave with his readers?
(a) A best-selling novel.
(b) The answer to where the gold ball is.
(c) One perfect sentence.
(d) The tip not to play golf in a thunder storm.

5. What is the writer thinking about the Remington SL3 during the first "Interlude" in the novel?
(a) He's no longer convinced it will do.
(b) It's the fastest typewriter made.
(c) He thinks the typewriter may be smarter than him.
(d) It's the best typewriter he ever owned.

6. In Chapter Thirty-One, why does Leigh-Cheri say she can't miss the Care Fest on the following evening?
(a) Because Ralph Nader is speaking.
(b) Because the man from the airplane has his workshop on meditation.
(c) Because she wants to see the recycling demonstration.
(d) Because the people from Argon are speaking.

7. Why is the Care Fest organized?
(a) To traffic ideas.
(b) To show what old things work.
(c) To showcase new things.
(d) To traffic objects.

8. What does Bernard Mickey Wrangle eat while on the airplane?
(a) A banana.
(b) A Hostess Twinkie.
(c) A donut.
(d) A Tasty Cake.

9. Who is Chuck?
(a) He is the man Max and Tilli want to marry Leigh-Cheri.
(b) He is a CIA informer who works for the family.
(c) He is a priest who is trying to convert the Furstenbert-Barcalona family.
(d) He is the elderly caretaker the CIA hired to take care of the estate.

10. What does Bernard compare outlaws to in Chapter Twenty-Seven?
(a) Bartenders.
(b) Poets.
(c) Composers.
(d) Writers.

11. What does the yogi do to try to bring serenity to the conference?
(a) All of the above.
(b) He swallows three butterflies then burps them up again unharmed.
(c) He takes a cobweb apart.
(d) He puts a cobweb together with no parts left over.

12. What happens when the Care Fest combines the panel on birth control with the one on child care?
(a) There is a bar fight and the police have to break it up.
(b) The ideas are merged.
(c) There is a great interest in the speakers.
(d) There is nearly a violent riot.

13. How does Bernard feel about TNT?
(a) He loves the magic of it.
(b) It's the only way to blow something up.
(c) It's a challenge to use.
(d) He thinks you get more bang for the buck.

14. What does Bernard say about cigarettes?
(a) In jail they can be a friend.
(b) They don't cause lung Cancer if you eat them.
(c) They cause Cancer.
(d) They give bad breath.

15. Who chaperons Princess Leigh-Cheri?
(a) King Max.
(b) Queen Tilli.
(c) Chuck.
(d) Gulietta.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Gulietta observe as she prepares to utilize the outdoors as a bathroom?

2. Who wins when Chuck and the King play poker?

3. Who also wants to participate in the Care Fest?

4. What are the writer's final words?

5. Why does Bernard Mickey Wrangle use an assumed name?

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