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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What second exile does Princess Leigh-Cheri decide to enter?
(a) Celibrity.
(b) Celibacy.
(c) She left home.
(d) She moves to New York.

2. How does Bernard respond when he is called a "Victim of the Vietnam war?"
(a) With a letter telling how he loves America and is a patriot.
(b) With a letter thanking the writer for his sympathies.
(c) He never responds.
(d) With a long reply ending with the fact he felt like the happiest man in America.

3. What does Leigh-Cheri study?
(a) Fashion design.
(b) History.
(c) Environmental science.
(d) Economics.

4. What effect does the color of the typewriter have on the writer?
(a) It is too distracting.
(b) It appears to be looking over his shoulder.
(c) It has no effect on the writer.
(d) It is a blinding blue.

5. What does Leigh-Cheri do to her toad once?
(a) Sleeps with it.
(b) Lets it go in the blackberries.
(c) Kisses it.
(d) Sits it on lily pads.

6. What kind of hair coloring does Bernard use to hide his natural red color?
(a) Color made from roots and bark.
(b) Just for Men.
(c) Lady Clariol.
(d) Color made from roots and berries.

7. What is the writer's old typewriter named?
(a) Olivetti.
(b) Remington Quick Tab.
(c) Remington SL2.
(d) Smith and Corona.

8. How long were the Furstenberg-Barcalona's exiled?
(a) Thirty years.
(b) Twenty years.
(c) Ten years.
(d) Fifty years.

9. Who wins when Chuck and the King play poker?
(a) They both take turns.
(b) Princess Leigh-Cheri.
(c) Chuck.
(d) The king.

10. What frightens the writer about the Remington SL3?
(a) It's size.
(b) It's speed.
(c) It's mechanical sophistication.
(d) It's misspell alarm.

11. What is strapped to Bernard Mickey Wrangle as he sits in the rear of the airplane?
(a) Six sticks of dynamite.
(b) Seven sticks of dynamite.
(c) A bullet-proof vest.
(d) An ammunition belt.

12. What does Leigh-Cherie read about in the Sunday paper?
(a) A story about her is on the front page.
(b) A free trip to Hawaii.
(c) The government of her family's county has been overthrown.
(d) The Geo-Therapy Care Fest.

13. What novel is hard to read while listening to Stevie Wonder?
(a) The Brothers Grimm.
(b) The Brothers Karamazov.
(c) Karamazov and Sons.
(d) One Flew Over the Coo-Coo's Nest.

14. Why is Bernard at the conference?
(a) He is teaching a class on bomb making.
(b) He is going to set off a bomb at the conference.
(c) He wants to learn about earth science.
(d) He is taking a class on alternative energy.

15. Why does Bernard Mickey Wrangle use an assumed name?
(a) He's a wanted criminal.
(b) He doesn't like his name.
(c) He's playing games with the flight attendents.
(d) He's a secret flyer.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Leigh-Cheri want to do when she turned twenty-one?

2. What is amusing about Benard's bartender job?

3. What do the villagers do before the pilot eventually dies?

4. What is Leigh-Cheri expected to do when she turns twenty-one?

5. Who or what will be at the Care Fest?

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