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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Bernard Mickey Wrangle eat while on the airplane?
(a) A Tasty Cake.
(b) A Hostess Twinkie.
(c) A banana.
(d) A donut.

2. What metaphor does the writer use to say he hopes to make it to the end of the novel?
(a) Fire eating.
(b) Paper hanging.
(c) Wine drinking.
(d) Auto racing.

3. What are the writer's final words?
(a) Bon Voyage.
(b) Have a nice day.
(c) Arrivederci.
(d) Farewell to arms.

4. Who now ruled the Furstenberg-Barcalona homeland?
(a) The Pope.
(b) A left-wing American Govenor.
(c) The CIA.
(d) A right-wing military junta.

5. How long does it take Bernard to escape from prison?
(a) One year to the day.
(b) Less than a year.
(c) More than a year.
(d) Two years.

6. Where does Leigh-Cheri learn Bernard is staying?
(a) Lahaina Large Boat Harbor on the High Jinks.
(b) In a tent behind the Hilton.
(c) At the Pioneer Inn.
(d) Lahaina Small Boat Harbor on the High Jinks.

7. What is strapped to Bernard Mickey Wrangle as he sits in the rear of the airplane?
(a) An ammunition belt.
(b) Six sticks of dynamite.
(c) A bullet-proof vest.
(d) Seven sticks of dynamite.

8. What is Bernard Mickey Wrangle known to millions as?
(a) The Woodpecker.
(b) The Uni-Bomber.
(c) Boom Boom Firecracker.
(d) The mad bomber.

9. Who does Gulietta observe as she prepares to utilize the outdoors as a bathroom?
(a) Leigh-Cheri.
(b) Bernard.
(c) Darth Vader.
(d) Ralph Nader.

10. In Chapter Thirty-One, why does Leigh-Cheri say she can't miss the Care Fest on the following evening?
(a) Because the people from Argon are speaking.
(b) Because Ralph Nader is speaking.
(c) Because the man from the airplane has his workshop on meditation.
(d) Because she wants to see the recycling demonstration.

11. What happens when the Care Fest combines the panel on birth control with the one on child care?
(a) There is a bar fight and the police have to break it up.
(b) There is a great interest in the speakers.
(c) The ideas are merged.
(d) There is nearly a violent riot.

12. What does Gulietta think about indoor plumbing?
(a) It is the devil's device.
(b) It is restricting.
(c) It has not been perfected yet.
(d) It is not the way God intended.

13. What is the similarity between juggling and composing on a typewriter?
(a) You can juggle a typewriter.
(b) When you spill something, make it look like part of the act.
(c) There is no similarity.
(d) When you miss, try, try again.

14. For what does the writer's insurance company insures his typing finger?
(a) Arthritis and burns.
(b) Fire and theft.
(c) Breaking and amputation.
(d) They do not insure it.

15. What was the name of Bernard's gang?
(a) The Woodpecker Gang.
(b) The Bernard Mickey Mouse Club.
(c) The BMW Gang.
(d) The Bernard Mickey Wrangle Gang.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Bernard tell Leigh-Cheri he came to Hawaii to do?

2. What happens when Leigh-Cheri goes to the place she last saw Bernard?

3. Who or what will be at the Care Fest?

4. What does Leigh-Cheri say she would name the combined monarchy of all disposed royalty?

5. What is the only serious question mentioned in Chapter Two?

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