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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What surprises Leigh-Cheri when she sees Bernard again?
(a) His red hair.
(b) He'd seen a dentist.
(c) His newly grown red beard.
(d) His hair cut.

2. Where does the writer sense the novel of his dreams is located?
(a) In his head.
(b) In his file cabinet.
(c) At the library.
(d) Inside the Remington SL3.

3. What girlfriend/partner in crime turns Bernard in?
(a) Montana Booty.
(b) Montana Judy.
(c) Nevada Judy.
(d) Nevada Booty.

4. What is one of the contraception methods Bernard considered that has to do with the moon phases?
(a) Lunaception.
(b) She-Moon, He-Moon.
(c) Moonception.
(d) Mooning.

5. Why is Bernard at the conference?
(a) He is teaching a class on bomb making.
(b) He is going to set off a bomb at the conference.
(c) He is taking a class on alternative energy.
(d) He wants to learn about earth science.

6. Who chaperons Princess Leigh-Cheri?
(a) Gulietta.
(b) King Max.
(c) Queen Tilli.
(d) Chuck.

7. For his payment after injuring someone in a blast, what does Barnard do?
(a) He doesn't do anything.
(b) Continues the man's work.
(c) He pays the man's medical bills.
(d) Gets a job rebuilding the place he blows up.

8. What is Leigh-Cheri expected to do when she turns twenty-one?
(a) Marry well.
(b) Help the world.
(c) Become a writer.
(d) Leave home and get a job.

9. Why does Bernard Mickey Wrangle grin as the plane lands in Honolulu?
(a) Because he reaches Hawaii without detection.
(b) All answers are correct.
(c) Because something momentous is happening.
(d) Because Twinkie cream makes him grin.

10. Who wins when Chuck and the King play poker?
(a) Chuck.
(b) Princess Leigh-Cheri.
(c) They both take turns.
(d) The king.

11. What does Leigh-Cheri want to do when she turned twenty-one?
(a) Buy the world a Coke.
(b) Help the world.
(c) Buy the world a Diet Pepsi.
(d) Get married.

12. What does the writer want to send his readers?
(a) Orchids and Peonies.
(b) Radio signals.
(c) Coney Island hot dogs.
(d) Crystals.

13. What can't Leigh-Cheri and her chaperon take with them on the plane?
(a) A puppy.
(b) A frog.
(c) A plant.
(d) Bottles of shampoo.

14. What happens to the writer's finger last week?
(a) It is broken when he drops his typewriter on it.
(b) Nothing happened to it.
(c) It is pinched by a giant land crab.
(d) It is cut when he is slicing limes.

15. What is strapped to Bernard Mickey Wrangle as he sits in the rear of the airplane?
(a) Seven sticks of dynamite.
(b) Six sticks of dynamite.
(c) A bullet-proof vest.
(d) An ammunition belt.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Leigh-Cheri miss when she stays with Bernard in Chapter Thirty-Nine?

2. In Chapter Thirty-Eight, what does Leigh-Cheri stand for?

3. Who now ruled the Furstenberg-Barcalona homeland?

4. Why doesn't the writer switch machines?

5. Why is the Care Fest organized?

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