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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What was the name of Bernard's gang?
(a) The BMW Gang.
(b) The Woodpecker Gang.
(c) The Bernard Mickey Wrangle Gang.
(d) The Bernard Mickey Mouse Club.

2. In Chapter Thirty-Eight, what does Leigh-Cheri stand for?
(a) Love and romance.
(b) Fairy-tales and dragons.
(c) Fairy-tale balls and dragon bait.
(d) A better world.

3. What does the king do for a career?
(a) He gambles.
(b) He is a surgeon.
(c) He is a pie baker.
(d) He is a gardener.

4. What surprises Leigh-Cheri when she sees Bernard again?
(a) He'd seen a dentist.
(b) His hair cut.
(c) His newly grown red beard.
(d) His red hair.

5. While visiting him in his hideaway, what disclosure does Leigh-Cheri make to Bernard about how he makes her feel?
(a) Happy she lives in America.
(b) Good about being a princess.
(c) Guilty about being a princess.
(d) Bad about being a princess.

6. How is the Queen described in Chapter Three?
(a) Hyperactive and overweight.
(b) Overstimulated and underweight.
(c) Understimulated and overweight.
(d) Understimulated and hyperactive.

7. Who does Leigh-Cheri miss when she stays with Bernard in Chapter Thirty-Nine?
(a) Gulietta.
(b) Ralph Nader.
(c) Her parents.
(d) Darth Vader.

8. What does Bernard say he is not?
(a) A scientist.
(b) An outlaw.
(c) A hero.
(d) A lover.

9. In Chapter Thirty-One, why does Leigh-Cheri say she can't miss the Care Fest on the following evening?
(a) Because the man from the airplane has his workshop on meditation.
(b) Because Ralph Nader is speaking.
(c) Because she wants to see the recycling demonstration.
(d) Because the people from Argon are speaking.

10. Who wrote the Prologue?
(a) Tim Robbins.
(b) Tom Robbins.
(c) Robbins and Caruso.
(d) Tim Allen.

11. For what does the writer's insurance company insures his typing finger?
(a) Fire and theft.
(b) They do not insure it.
(c) Breaking and amputation.
(d) Arthritis and burns.

12. Who is the main character, Leigh-Cheri?
(a) A television star.
(b) The main character who has a fairy princess.
(c) A princess who's family is in exile.
(d) A princess in a storybook.

13. How do the villagers learn about Christian burials?
(a) By telephoning the American Embassy
(b) By reading Finnegans Wake.
(c) By reading the pilot's Last Will in Testament.
(d) By looking it up on the Internet.

14. What does the yogi do to try to bring serenity to the conference?
(a) All of the above.
(b) He swallows three butterflies then burps them up again unharmed.
(c) He takes a cobweb apart.
(d) He puts a cobweb together with no parts left over.

15. What do the villagers do before the pilot eventually dies?
(a) They welcome him to their country.
(b) They find him a wife.
(c) They take care of him.
(d) They give him money to return to America.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Leigh-Cheri say she would name the combined monarchy of all disposed royalty?

2. What does Bernard Mickey Wrangle eat while on the airplane?

3. What does the writer feel might make the Remington a better typewriter?

4. For his payment after injuring someone in a blast, what does Barnard do?

5. What do people from Argon think about redheads?

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