2. What do the villagers do before the pilot eventually dies?
(a) They give him money to return to America.
(b) They find him a wife.
(c) They welcome him to their country.
(d) They take care of him.

3. Who does Leigh-Cheri make a citizen's arrest on?
(a) Boom Boom Firecracker.
(b) Gulietta.
(c) Ralph Nader.
(d) Bernard the Woodpecker.

4. What does the yogi do to try to bring serenity to the conference?
(a) He swallows three butterflies then burps them up again unharmed.
(b) All of the above.
(c) He takes a cobweb apart.
(d) He puts a cobweb together with no parts left over.

5. What does Leigh-Cheri learn when she goes into the Pioneer bar?
(a) The police are in a car chase with the UFO conference bomber.
(b) An arrest is made in the bombing of the UFO conference.
(c) They are out of drinks.
(d) The police shoot the UFO conference bomber.

6. Where does Leigh-Cheri learn Bernard is staying?
(a) At the Pioneer Inn.
(b) Lahaina Small Boat Harbor on the High Jinks.
(c) In a tent behind the Hilton.
(d) Lahaina Large Boat Harbor on the High Jinks.

7. What does Bernard say he is not?
(a) An outlaw.
(b) A lover.
(c) A scientist.
(d) A hero.

8. What is one of the contraception methods Bernard considered that has to do with the moon phases?
(a) Lunaception.
(b) Moonception.
(c) She-Moon, He-Moon.
(d) Mooning.

9. While visiting him in his hideaway, what disclosure does Leigh-Cheri make to Bernard about how he makes her feel?
(a) Bad about being a princess.
(b) Happy she lives in America.
(c) Guilty about being a princess.
(d) Good about being a princess.

10. Who chaperons Princess Leigh-Cheri?
(a) Queen Tilli.
(b) Gulietta.
(c) King Max.
(d) Chuck.

11. What does Gulietta think about indoor plumbing?
(a) It is the devil's device.
(b) It is restricting.
(c) It is not the way God intended.
(d) It has not been perfected yet.

12. What mistake does Bernard make as he carried out his intentions for being at the conference?
(a) He arrives late and made his students angry.
(b) He arrives early and didn't have a class.
(c) He mixs up the UFO conference with the Geo-Therapy Care Fest.
(d) His bomb goes off before his class started.

13. How is the Queen described in Chapter Three?
(a) Overstimulated and underweight.
(b) Understimulated and hyperactive.
(c) Understimulated and overweight.
(d) Hyperactive and overweight.

14. What do the villagers want to do after the pilot dies?
(a) They want to return his body to America.
(b) They want to give him a traditional Christian burial.
(c) They want to cremate his body.
(d) They want to dedicate a statue to him.

15. Why does Bernard Mickey Wrangle use an assumed name?
(a) He doesn't like his name.
(b) He's a wanted criminal.
(c) He's playing games with the flight attendents.
(d) He's a secret flyer.