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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What do the villagers want to do after the pilot dies?
(a) They want to return his body to America.
(b) They want to give him a traditional Christian burial.
(c) They want to cremate his body.
(d) They want to dedicate a statue to him.

2. Who chaperons Princess Leigh-Cheri?
(a) Queen Tilli.
(b) King Max.
(c) Chuck.
(d) Gulietta.

3. Who is not on the Twelve Most Famous Redheads list in Chapter Twenty?
(a) Leigh-Cheri.
(b) Margaret Sanger.
(c) Mark Twain.
(d) Bernard Mickey Wrangle.

4. What is the Queen's favorite American saying?
(a) "Oh-Oh, spaghetti-o."
(b) "Hi-Ho, the dairy-o."
(c) "Oh-Oh, the radio."
(d) "Oh-No, it's spaghetti-o."

5. What is disclosed when Bernard smiles?
(a) A gold tooth.
(b) Dimples.
(c) Bad breath.
(d) Bad teeth.

6. Who is the juggler mentioned by the writer?
(a) Paris Karamazov.
(b) Crystal Karamazov.
(c) Olivetti.
(d) Remington Steele.

7. What do people from Argon think about redheads?
(a) Red hair is caused by sugar and lust.
(b) Red hair is caused by red beets and lust.
(c) Red hair is caused by recessive genes.
(d) Red hair is caused by sugar and dust.

8. What is King Max arranging for when his daughter returns home?
(a) A party to celebrate her return.
(b) A meeting with an Arab named A'ben Fizel.
(c) A marriage with a young man from their homeland.
(d) A date with an Egyptian Prince.

9. What was the name of Bernard's gang?
(a) The Woodpecker Gang.
(b) The Bernard Mickey Mouse Club.
(c) The Bernard Mickey Wrangle Gang.
(d) The BMW Gang.

10. Who now ruled the Furstenberg-Barcalona homeland?
(a) The CIA.
(b) A right-wing military junta.
(c) The Pope.
(d) A left-wing American Govenor.

11. How old is Gulietta?
(a) In her eighties.
(b) In her forties.
(c) In her seventies.
(d) In her thirties.

12. Who or what will be at the Care Fest?
(a) Ralph Nader.
(b) Lectures about holistic medicine, nutrition and recycling.
(c) All anwers are correct.
(d) Leading experts in alternative energy sources.

13. What does the writer's new typewriter speak?
(a) Electric Shakespeare.
(b) Electric linquistics.
(c) Spanish and French.
(d) Electric Mark Twain.

14. What does Bernard Mickey Wrangle eat while on the airplane?
(a) A banana.
(b) A Hostess Twinkie.
(c) A donut.
(d) A Tasty Cake.

15. What does Gulietta think about indoor plumbing?
(a) It has not been perfected yet.
(b) It is not the way God intended.
(c) It is the devil's device.
(d) It is restricting.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does the writer describe the Hawaii sun?

2. What novel is hard to read while listening to Stevie Wonder?

3. What mistake does Bernard make as he carried out his intentions for being at the conference?

4. Who wrote the Prologue?

5. Why is Bernard at the conference?

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