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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What should you leave for the waiter or waitress after stealing from a restaurant?
(a) A forged, blank check.
(b) A dead rat.
(c) Nothing.
(d) A good tip.

2. What type of vehicle is easier to hitch a ride on at night?
(a) Train.
(b) Bus.
(c) Boat.
(d) Pickup truck.

3. What is even easier to shoplift than food?
(a) Clothing.
(b) LPs.
(c) Cigarettes.
(d) Accessories.

4. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?
(a) Dock loaders.
(b) Sailors.
(c) Engineers.
(d) Fishermen.

5. What makes a pair of 'snappy casual shoes?'
(a) Cut-out sections of tire with inner tube.
(b) Bowling shoes.
(c) A black plastic bag.
(d) Skates with the blades removed.

6. What have 'yippies' been doing at supermarkets since their inception?
(a) Meeting with each other.
(b) Picking up girls.
(c) Working.
(d) Shoplifting.

7. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) Credit card.
(b) Get-out-of-jail-free card.
(c) International Student Card.
(d) Youth Card.

8. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Las Vegas.
(b) The park.
(c) Peru.
(d) New York.

9. What is a good news item, if done right?
(a) Guerilla warfare.
(b) Guerilla shopping.
(c) Helping guerrillas escape from zoos.
(d) Guerilla theater.

10. What can be used as fake marijuana?
(a) All of the below.
(b) Parsley.
(c) Catnip.
(d) Oregano.

11. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?
(a) Cocaine and LSD.
(b) Marijuana and hash.
(c) All drugs.
(d) Speed and heroin.

12. What should women never go grocery shopping without?
(a) A crying baby to use as a decoy.
(b) A list of prices from competing stores.
(c) A male companion.
(d) A handbag.

13. How many commercials is the average Amerikan exposed to every day?
(a) 800.
(b) 2,000.
(c) 3,500.
(d) 1,600.

14. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
(a) Making threats to the building owners.
(b) Interrupting the music.
(c) Being overly dramatic.
(d) Being too brief.

15. What should every movement have?
(a) The will to act.
(b) A prop and costume department.
(c) Accountants and lawyers.
(d) A code of conduct.

Short Answer Questions

1. What religion of people hold particularly good parties for stealing food from?

2. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'

3. How many points are on the star in the flag of 'our nation?'

4. Who's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives does Hoffman recommend?

5. At the time of writing, what is the value of a stolen airline ticket around the world?

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