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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
(a) Being too brief.
(b) Being overly dramatic.
(c) Making threats to the building owners.
(d) Interrupting the music.

2. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'
(a) Free Armories.
(b) Free Universities.
(c) Free Shops.
(d) Free Hospitals.

3. What characteristic of subway system cards is it important to note?
(a) Letters designating the different lines.
(b) Font.
(c) Color.
(d) Size.

4. Which door is the best to use for sneaking into a theater?
(a) Employee entrance.
(b) Front door.
(c) Loading bay door.
(d) Fire exit.

5. When making 'road hog crispies,' how long should the millet be boiled for?
(a) A half an hour.
(b) Forty-five minutes.
(c) Two or three hours.
(d) An hour.

6. What type of suspension is preferable on a boxcar?
(a) Torsion beam.
(b) Pneumatic press.
(c) Hydro-cushion.
(d) Thermo-coil.

7. What country has a lot of free land available?
(a) Argentina.
(b) Mexico.
(c) Cuba.
(d) Canada.

8. What number size of brass washer doubles as a dime?
(a) 12.
(b) 14.
(c) 13.
(d) 16.

9. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?
(a) Sailors.
(b) Engineers.
(c) Dock loaders.
(d) Fishermen.

10. What are two of the easiest STDs to pick up?
(a) Warts and fungus.
(b) Syph and Clap.
(c) HIV and AIDS.
(d) Gon and Chlam.

11. According to Hoffman, what is the only reason you should be in college?
(a) To destroy it.
(b) To become a straight.
(c) To get ahead in the rat race.
(d) To get an education.

12. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(a) H1N1.
(b) Hepatitis.
(c) Dengue Fever.
(d) Malaria.

13. What does the law of gravity also affect?
(a) Carrying stuff.
(b) Economics.
(c) Politics.
(d) The legal system.

14. Where can one obtain free, or 'dirt cheap,' blueprints and information?
(a) Government Printing Office.
(b) Record clubs.
(c) Libraries on housecleaning day.
(d) BPOs Inc.

15. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) Youth Card.
(b) International Student Card.
(c) Credit card.
(d) Get-out-of-jail-free card.

Short Answer Questions

1. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?

2. What should you do to all your cans before going to the cashier?

3. What is a good news item, if done right?

4. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?

5. What allows you to get more information across than wall scribbling?

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