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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which door is the best to use for sneaking into a theater?
(a) Fire exit.
(b) Front door.
(c) Loading bay door.
(d) Employee entrance.

2. How many patients can the average free clinic handle in a day?
(a) One hundred.
(b) A couple dozen.
(c) Twenty.
(d) Fifty.

3. What is a farmhouse with a small garden, some livestock, and maybe a pond?
(a) Family farm.
(b) Hobby farm.
(c) Small farm.
(d) Recreational farm.

4. What type of vehicle is easier to hitch a ride on at night?
(a) Boat.
(b) Train.
(c) Pickup truck.
(d) Bus.

5. What have 'yippies' been doing at supermarkets since their inception?
(a) Meeting with each other.
(b) Working.
(c) Shoplifting.
(d) Picking up girls.

6. What type of card is useful for people in their mid twenties?
(a) Get-out-of-jail-free card.
(b) International Student Card.
(c) Credit card.
(d) Youth Card.

7. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?
(a) All drugs.
(b) Cocaine and LSD.
(c) Marijuana and hash.
(d) Speed and heroin.

8. What is even easier to shoplift than food?
(a) Clothing.
(b) Cigarettes.
(c) Accessories.
(d) LPs.

9. Who's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives does Hoffman recommend?
(a) Standard's.
(b) Poor's.
(c) Smith's.
(d) Abbie's.

10. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?
(a) June and September.
(b) December and March.
(c) July and August.
(d) October and January.

11. What should every movement have?
(a) A code of conduct.
(b) Accountants and lawyers.
(c) The will to act.
(d) A prop and costume department.

12. What is the 'tar jungle?'
(a) Abandoned parking lots.
(b) The roofs of tall buildings.
(c) The spaces below overpasses.
(d) The modern city.

13. What can be used as fake marijuana?
(a) Oregano.
(b) All of the below.
(c) Parsley.
(d) Catnip.

14. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?
(a) Case it.
(b) Box it.
(c) Bottle it.
(d) Bag it.

15. What should you leave for the waiter or waitress after stealing from a restaurant?
(a) A forged, blank check.
(b) Nothing.
(c) A good tip.
(d) A dead rat.

Short Answer Questions

1. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?

2. 'Seize the...'

3. What is yogurt?

4. How many commercials is the average Amerikan exposed to every day?

5. What religion of people hold particularly good parties for stealing food from?

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