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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What type of suspension is preferable on a boxcar?
(a) Pneumatic press.
(b) Thermo-coil.
(c) Hydro-cushion.
(d) Torsion beam.

2. Who should you avoid freeloading from?
(a) People with guns and bad attitudes.
(b) Sisters and brothers.
(c) Your parents.
(d) The military.

3. Where can one obtain free, or 'dirt cheap,' blueprints and information?
(a) BPOs Inc.
(b) Government Printing Office.
(c) Record clubs.
(d) Libraries on housecleaning day.

4. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(a) Hepatitis.
(b) Dengue Fever.
(c) H1N1.
(d) Malaria.

5. What should women never go grocery shopping without?
(a) A crying baby to use as a decoy.
(b) A male companion.
(c) A list of prices from competing stores.
(d) A handbag.

6. What is a good news item, if done right?
(a) Guerilla warfare.
(b) Helping guerrillas escape from zoos.
(c) Guerilla theater.
(d) Guerilla shopping.

7. Where can you get a free umbrella?
(a) An umbrella store.
(b) Church closets.
(c) Coffee shops.
(d) Train or bus stations.

8. What should you do to all your cans before going to the cashier?
(a) Put them in the pockets of a large coat.
(b) Switch the lids.
(c) Dent them.
(d) Switch the labels.

9. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?
(a) Fishermen.
(b) Sailors.
(c) Dock loaders.
(d) Engineers.

10. What number size of brass washer doubles as a dime?
(a) 16.
(b) 12.
(c) 14.
(d) 13.

11. How much money in free phone calls was made from New York City in 1969?
(a) Twenty million dollars.
(b) One million dollars.
(c) Five million dollars.
(d) Ten million dollars.

12. According to Hoffman, what is the only reason you should be in college?
(a) To destroy it.
(b) To become a straight.
(c) To get ahead in the rat race.
(d) To get an education.

13. How many points are on the star in the flag of 'our nation?'
(a) Eight.
(b) Six.
(c) Five.
(d) Seven.

14. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?
(a) A plastic bag.
(b) A health inspector's emblem.
(c) An anarchy symbol.
(d) Psychedelic designs to draw attention away from your hands.

15. What is still available in Amerika, 'despite what you may have heard?'
(a) Justice.
(b) Liberty.
(c) Land.
(d) Equality.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?

2. What can be used as fake marijuana?

3. What is the best source of information in a hip community?

4. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'

5. What type of strikes can be a source of free furniture?

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