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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What type of strikes can be a source of free furniture?
(a) Lightening strikes.
(b) Civil service strikes.
(c) School strikes.
(d) Furniture factory strikes.

2. What should every movement have?
(a) The will to act.
(b) A prop and costume department.
(c) A code of conduct.
(d) Accountants and lawyers.

3. 'Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of...'
(a) Success.
(b) Survival.
(c) Laziness.
(d) Escape.

4. What is still available in Amerika, 'despite what you may have heard?'
(a) Equality.
(b) Land.
(c) Justice.
(d) Liberty.

5. What can be used as fake marijuana?
(a) Oregano.
(b) Parsley.
(c) Catnip.
(d) All of the below.

6. Where can you get a free umbrella?
(a) An umbrella store.
(b) Coffee shops.
(c) Church closets.
(d) Train or bus stations.

7. What is the maximum allowable range for a radio transmitter to not require an FCC license?
(a) Two miles.
(b) One hundred yards.
(c) A half mile.
(d) Ten feet.

8. Who's Register of Companies, Directors and Executives does Hoffman recommend?
(a) Abbie's.
(b) Standard's.
(c) Smith's.
(d) Poor's.

9. What is a common disease in the hip community?
(a) Dengue Fever.
(b) H1N1.
(c) Malaria.
(d) Hepatitis.

10. What is the most effective foreign coin to use as a substitute for a quarter?
(a) Danish 5 Ore.
(b) Icelandic 5 Auran.
(c) Uruguayan 10 Centismo.
(d) Peruvian 20 Centavo.

11. Which door is the best to use for sneaking into a theater?
(a) Fire exit.
(b) Loading bay door.
(c) Employee entrance.
(d) Front door.

12. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?
(a) July and August.
(b) October and January.
(c) June and September.
(d) December and March.

13. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?
(a) Bottle it.
(b) Bag it.
(c) Box it.
(d) Case it.

14. What allows you to get more information across than wall scribbling?
(a) Graffiti.
(b) Knocking down walls.
(c) Wall postering.
(d) Demonstrations.

15. At the time of writing, what is the value of a stolen airline ticket around the world?
(a) $1,000.
(b) $150.
(c) $630.
(d) $1,999.99.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is one of the 'neatest' ways to travel for free?

2. What type of person is a good friend to have at the docks?

3. What does Hoffman recommend as the best method of birth control?

4. How much money did the hijacker ask for when he 'got greedy?'

5. Who should you avoid freeloading from?

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