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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What are two of the easiest STDs to pick up?
(a) Syph and Clap.
(b) Gon and Chlam.
(c) Warts and fungus.
(d) HIV and AIDS.

2. What type of vehicle is easier to hitch a ride on at night?
(a) Pickup truck.
(b) Bus.
(c) Train.
(d) Boat.

3. What is one of the 'neatest' ways to travel for free?
(a) Walking.
(b) Stowing away on ships.
(c) Hitchhiking.
(d) Biking.

4. Where can you get a free umbrella?
(a) Train or bus stations.
(b) Church closets.
(c) An umbrella store.
(d) Coffee shops.

5. What should women never go grocery shopping without?
(a) A male companion.
(b) A list of prices from competing stores.
(c) A handbag.
(d) A crying baby to use as a decoy.

6. What type of strikes can be a source of free furniture?
(a) Civil service strikes.
(b) Lightening strikes.
(c) Furniture factory strikes.
(d) School strikes.

7. How much money in free phone calls was made from New York City in 1969?
(a) One million dollars.
(b) Five million dollars.
(c) Ten million dollars.
(d) Twenty million dollars.

8. What characteristic of subway system cards is it important to note?
(a) Font.
(b) Size.
(c) Letters designating the different lines.
(d) Color.

9. What is the most effective foreign coin to use as a substitute for a quarter?
(a) Danish 5 Ore.
(b) Uruguayan 10 Centismo.
(c) Icelandic 5 Auran.
(d) Peruvian 20 Centavo.

10. What does the law of gravity also affect?
(a) Politics.
(b) The legal system.
(c) Economics.
(d) Carrying stuff.

11. What is the best source of information in a hip community?
(a) Underground markets.
(b) Underground newspaper.
(c) Underground railway stations.
(d) Underground websites.

12. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?
(a) Psychedelic designs to draw attention away from your hands.
(b) An anarchy symbol.
(c) A health inspector's emblem.
(d) A plastic bag.

13. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'
(a) Free Hospitals.
(b) Free Universities.
(c) Free Shops.
(d) Free Armories.

14. What time of year has the highest competition for rental housing?
(a) July and August.
(b) June and September.
(c) October and January.
(d) December and March.

15. What is the maximum allowable range for a radio transmitter to not require an FCC license?
(a) A half mile.
(b) Ten feet.
(c) Two miles.
(d) One hundred yards.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?

2. How many commercials is the average Amerikan exposed to every day?

3. What is farmland measured in?

4. Which door is the best to use for sneaking into a theater?

5. 'Eternal vigilance and constant mobility are the passwords of...'

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