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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Who should you avoid freeloading from?
(a) Your parents.
(b) People with guns and bad attitudes.
(c) Sisters and brothers.
(d) The military.

2. What is it important to do before 'pulling a big rip off' at a grocery store?
(a) Box it.
(b) Case it.
(c) Bottle it.
(d) Bag it.

3. At the time of writing, what is the value of a stolen airline ticket around the world?
(a) $150.
(b) $630.
(c) $1,999.99.
(d) $1,000.

4. What is at the center of the star on the flag?
(a) A mushroom.
(b) A marijuana leaf.
(c) Another, smaller star.
(d) A peace symbol.

5. What are 'springing up all over the New Nation?'
(a) Free Hospitals.
(b) Free Shops.
(c) Free Armories.
(d) Free Universities.

6. What destination does Hoffman recommend for a free vacation?
(a) Peru.
(b) New York.
(c) The park.
(d) Las Vegas.

7. What religion of people hold particularly good parties for stealing food from?
(a) Buddhists.
(b) Muslims.
(c) Jews.
(d) Hindus.

8. What does Hoffman recommend against when hijacking the mic at a concert?
(a) Making threats to the building owners.
(b) Interrupting the music.
(c) Being too brief.
(d) Being overly dramatic.

9. Where can one obtain free, or 'dirt cheap,' blueprints and information?
(a) Record clubs.
(b) Libraries on housecleaning day.
(c) Government Printing Office.
(d) BPOs Inc.

10. According to Hoffman, what drugs should be avoided?
(a) All drugs.
(b) Speed and heroin.
(c) Cocaine and LSD.
(d) Marijuana and hash.

11. What country has a lot of free land available?
(a) Canada.
(b) Mexico.
(c) Cuba.
(d) Argentina.

12. What is the maximum allowable range for a radio transmitter to not require an FCC license?
(a) One hundred yards.
(b) Ten feet.
(c) A half mile.
(d) Two miles.

13. What are two of the easiest STDs to pick up?
(a) Syph and Clap.
(b) Gon and Chlam.
(c) HIV and AIDS.
(d) Warts and fungus.

14. When making 'road hog crispies,' how long should the millet be boiled for?
(a) An hour.
(b) A half an hour.
(c) Forty-five minutes.
(d) Two or three hours.

15. What is the best source of information in a hip community?
(a) Underground markets.
(b) Underground railway stations.
(c) Underground newspaper.
(d) Underground websites.

Short Answer Questions

1. According to Hoffman, what can few police officers read?

2. What percentage of a charity's funds go to fund the organization itself?

3. What can you sew onto a t-shirt to aid in stealing?

4. What allows you to get more information across than wall scribbling?

5. What is yogurt?

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