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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did the trooper wait, regardless of the imminent danger?
(a) He didn't think the threat was genuine
(b) He had been ordered by Kenner to wait
(c) He didn't want to lose his job
(d) He wanted to make sure not to spoil their day

2. What was used to paralyze Evans?
(a) A mould inserted into his mouth
(b) A severing of his spinal column
(c) A syringe
(d) A little octopus

3. What does increased lightning do?
(a) Decreases the power of a storm
(b) Decreases the rainfall
(c) Increases the rainfall
(d) Increases the power of a storm

4. Why did Evans have to go over everything several times?
(a) Everything he was going to tell the cops was a lie
(b) Everything he was going to get Drake to say was a lie
(c) Everything Kenner had told him to say was a lie
(d) Everything he was forced to do was against his nature

5. Who showed up with an invitation from George Morton?
(a) Professor Dilham
(b) Professor Filman
(c) Professor Norman Hoffman
(d) Professor Norman Hauffman

6. What was the thing Evans was given?
(a) A cell phone
(b) A folder
(c) A flash drive
(d) A DVD

7. What is the scientific name of the octopus that bit Peter?
(a) Hapalochlaena lunulata
(b) Hapalochlaena fasciata
(c) Hapalochlaena nierstraszi
(d) Hapalochlaena maculosa

8. About how many acres is Yellowstone National Park?
(a) Two million hectares
(b) Six million acres
(c) Four million acres
(d) Two million acres

9. What did Jennifer do to Ted?
(a) Bit off his tongue
(b) Bit his tongue
(c) Hit him over the head
(d) Cut open his scalp

10. What four languages did Sarah feel pretty confident about speaking?
(a) Russian, English, Spanish, French
(b) Spanish, English, Italian, French
(c) Italian, French, Chinese, English
(d) Indian, Cantonese, Spanish, English

11. What is the first piece to be sliced off of Ted?
(a) His underarms
(b) His thighs
(c) His pectorals
(d) His cheek

12. How many rocket arrays were there?
(a) Two
(b) Four
(c) Five
(d) Three

13. What sound did the group hear from the jungle below them?
(a) A twig snap
(b) A sneeze
(c) A cough
(d) A rifle cock

14. What look is fashionable at the conference?
(a) The rugged look
(b) The unkempt look
(c) The nerd look
(d) The business look

15. What happened every year?
(a) People driving over waterfalls in SUV's
(b) Lightning storms
(c) Flash floods
(d) Hunters dying of gunshot wounds

Short Answer Questions

1. Why did Kenner want to save the guy he assumed was a part of ELF?

2. When were the drafts supposedly written up by Morton?

3. Who was in Evans' apartment when he got back?

4. What writer does the Professor make an allusion to?

5. What is worse than being decapitated?

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