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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Elsie tell Dick that she did last night?
(a) Shuttled cops in her boat.
(b) Went to see a new movie.
(c) Went to bed early.
(d) Got drunk.

2. What is Schuyler doing when Parker sees him the next morning?
(a) Reading the newspaper.
(b) Swimming.
(c) Loading a U-Haul trailer.
(d) Having breakfast.

3. Where does Dick spend most of his afternoons now?
(a) The Neptune.
(b) Elsie's house.
(c) The library.
(d) The boat house.

4. Where is the cocaine located on the ship?
(a) The crow's nest.
(b) The galley.
(c) The whelks.
(d) The engine bay.

5. Who is willing to lend Dick $1,000?
(a) Joxter.
(b) Elsie.
(c) Elsie's brother-in-law.
(d) Miss Perry.

6. Why can't Joxer buy any crabs at the moment?
(a) His refrigeration is down.
(b) His workers are on strike.
(c) His cash flow is too tight.
(d) He is home with the flu.

7. What does Dick borrow from his neighbor, Eddie Wormsley?
(a) $50.
(b) A wheelbarrow.
(c) A ladder.
(d) A tractor.

8. What name does Parker call Dick?
(a) Dicky-bird.
(b) The dickster.
(c) Dick the Dude.
(d) Dickstick.

9. What does Elsie do in the crow's nest?
(a) Films the water.
(b) Keeps lookout for other ships.
(c) Keeps lookout for swordfish.
(d) Gets a suntan.

10. What is Dick's mood regarding the loan to finish his boat?
(a) Ecstatic.
(b) Low.
(c) Angry.
(d) Anxious.

11. What has Dick left unattended lately?
(a) His wife.
(b) His boys.
(c) His lobster pots.
(d) His boat.

12. Who is the college boy who helps out on the crab dumping trip?
(a) Luke.
(b) Keith.
(c) James.
(d) Kevin.

13. What seems to sexually arouse Elsie?
(a) Arguments.
(b) Wine.
(c) Whispers.
(d) Love letters.

14. What is a quahog?
(a) A tractor.
(b) A mascot.
(c) A clam.
(d) A bacteria.

15. What is Schuyler wearing this morning?
(a) Shorts.
(b) Nothing.
(c) A suit.
(d) Swim suit.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who is Dick's wife?

2. Where is Parker?

3. What do Dick and his boys put in a fifty-five gallon drum?

4. What does Dick drop off his sons, Charlie and Tom, to do?

5. How does Dick hurt May's feelings?

(see the answer keys)

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