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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Miss Perry bring with her each year on Dick's birthday?
(a) Balloons.
(b) A cake.
(c) A gift card.
(d) A book.

2. What type of event do Dick and his sons manage for Joxer?
(a) A wedding.
(b) A clambake.
(c) A graduation party.
(d) A retirement party.

3. What happens after the noise of the party dies down?
(a) The guests go boating.
(b) The guests swim naked.
(c) The guests go home.
(d) The guests go into town for more beer.

4. Where do Dick and Eddie Wormsley go to buy materials?
(a) Lowe's.
(b) Menard's.
(c) The Home Depot.
(d) The salvage warehouse.

5. What function will Elsie serve for Schuyler's movie?
(a) Camerawoman.
(b) Voiceover.
(c) On-screen talent.
(d) Historian.

6. What do Dick and his boys put in a fifty-five gallon drum?
(a) Mulch.
(b) Oil.
(c) Sand.
(d) Clams.

7. What do the fishermen drink at the end of this harrowing day?
(a) Wine.
(b) Beer.
(c) Coffee.
(d) Bourbon.

8. What is Elsie Buttrick's job?
(a) Nurse.
(b) Physician.
(c) Teacher.
(d) Fish and game warden.

9. What is the name of the local bar where the fishermen hang out?
(a) The Neptune.
(b) The Mermaid's Lair.
(c) Poseidon's Adventure.
(d) Hook, Line & Drinker.

10. What is Larry shooting out on the water?
(a) Sharks.
(b) Poachers.
(c) Seagulls.
(d) Swordfish.

11. Why can't Joxer buy any crabs at the moment?
(a) His workers are on strike.
(b) His cash flow is too tight.
(c) His refrigeration is down.
(d) He is home with the flu.

12. What does Dick have to reprimand Charlie about?
(a) Smoking pot.
(b) Being careful what he says on the radio.
(c) Leaving beer cans sitting around.
(d) Sleeping too late.

13. What is the profession of the main character?
(a) Fisherman.
(b) Accountant.
(c) Butcher.
(d) Attorney.

14. What is a quahog?
(a) A clam.
(b) A tractor.
(c) A mascot.
(d) A bacteria.

15. What do Dick and Elsie do in the mud?
(a) Dig for clams.
(b) Search for lost coins.
(c) Carve their initials.
(d) Make love.

Short Answer Questions

1. Which of the following does Elsie not tell Dick?

2. How much money does Dick get for his part in the drug deal tonight?

3. What does Elsie tell Dick that she did last night?

4. What objects does Dick see in Miss Perry's house that are unsettling to him?

5. What is attached to the harpooned fish that allows the fishermen to follow it in the water?

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