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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Wilbur dislike about his life with the Raspberries?
(a) Getting up early to jog.
(b) All of these.
(c) Communal life.
(d) Their group initiation.

2. What happens to the world as gravity shifts?
(a) Everything flies away.
(b) The oceans take over the land.
(c) Everything gets heavy.
(d) Black holes form in pot holes.

3. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?
(a) Poverty.
(b) Despair.
(c) Loneliness.
(d) Love.

4. When does Wilbur learn of Eliza's death?
(a) The day he gets divorced.
(b) Their 50th birthday.
(c) St. Patrick's day.
(d) 4th of July.

5. What does the publisher rename the book written by Wilbur and Eliza?
(a) Goat Suckers and Ruining Lives.
(b) He Thinks, She Thinks.
(c) So You Want to Speak Chinese.
(d) So You Went and Had a Baby.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Wilbur plan to commit suicide?

2. Who rules Michigan?

3. At his graduation, what does Walter assume his mother has bought him?

4. What does Budweiser do when gravity shifts?

5. What is Vera's general advice about marriage?

Short Essay Questions

1. When Melody plucks a chicken for a rooftop picnic, what happens to the feathers and why?

2. In Indianapolis, what does it mean if you are not a Daffodil?

3. When Wilbur finishes speaking with Eliza in the afterlife, what does he plan to do and why?

4. Why is Rose unhappy with her marriage to Wilbur?

5. What causes the Green Death?

6. When Wilbur returns to his graduation party, people think that Eliza's voice had come from where?

7. What is the new system for middle names?

8. On his way to speak with the dead, why does Wilbur stop by Indianapolis?

9. What does the new religious cult believe?

10. Why does Sophie object to her new middle name?

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