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This test consists of 5 multiple choice questions, 5 short answer questions, and 10 short essay questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. When Wilbur speaks with a deceased Eliza, what does she ask him to do?
(a) Forgive her for everything.
(b) Die quickly.
(c) Kiss their mother.
(d) Visit her condo.

2. What color does Wilbur paint the oval office, after receiving his new middle name?
(a) Black.
(b) Dusty rose.
(c) Pale yellow.
(d) Light blue.

3. How many children does Wilbur have when he gets married?
(a) One.
(b) Three.
(c) Zero.
(d) Two.

4. What is the universal middle name for slaves?
(a) Rabbit-6.
(b) Squirrel-7.
(c) Chipmunk-5.
(d) Turtle-1.

5. Why does Sophie crawl into Wilbur's office to discuss her new name?
(a) Wilbur hates it when she crawls.
(b) Gravity is heavy.
(c) She is pretending to be a cat.
(d) He is more powerful than her.

Short Answer Questions

1. Where does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee live?

2. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?

3. What is Wilbur's family newspaper called?

4. During Wilbur's first year in office, what is the mental state of most Americans?

5. What does the expression "going to China" mean?

Short Essay Questions

1. On his way to speak with the dead, why does Wilbur stop by Indianapolis?

2. Once Wilbur implements the middle name system, how does the Daffodil Club change?

3. When Wilbur returns to his graduation party, people think that Eliza's voice had come from where?

4. Walter finds it disturbing to be around the religious members of the kidnapped Jesus cult for what reason?

5. What happens to Wilbur the first time that gravity shifts?

6. When Wilbur lights all of the candles Vera gives him for his birthday, he says he feels like what?

7. Following the reunion orgy and separation from Wilbur, in what fashion does Eliza live her life?

8. What scientific discovery has been made by Dr. von Peterswald?

9. What does Mashuri invent?

10. Why is Rose unhappy with her marriage to Wilbur?

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