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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What color does Wilbur paint the oval office, after receiving his new middle name?
(a) Pale yellow.
(b) Black.
(c) Dusty rose.
(d) Light blue.

2. What is the name of the religious cult that starts when Wilbur is in office?
(a) Jesus, God, and Gravity.
(b) Time Travel and Jesus.
(c) The Church of Jesus Christ the Kidnapped.
(d) The Church of God the Runaway.

3. What is Vera's general advice about marriage?
(a) Wait for the right man.
(b) Get a prenup.
(c) Get a nice dress.
(d) Avoid it.

4. Why does Sophie crawl into Wilbur's office to discuss her new name?
(a) Gravity is heavy.
(b) Wilbur hates it when she crawls.
(c) He is more powerful than her.
(d) She is pretending to be a cat.

5. How old is Wilbur's 2nd wife?
(a) 90.
(b) 46.
(c) 23.
(d) 58.

6. What disease does David suffer from?
(a) Epilepsy.
(b) Diabetes.
(c) Tourette's Syndrome.
(d) Goatsucking.

7. What is Sophie's family newspaper called?
(a) Nuts and Bolts.
(b) Peanuts.
(c) Nuts for Wilbur.
(d) Goober Gossip.

8. What does the publisher rename the book written by Wilbur and Eliza?
(a) He Thinks, She Thinks.
(b) So You Went and Had a Baby.
(c) Goat Suckers and Ruining Lives.
(d) So You Want to Speak Chinese.

9. When Wilbur attends a meeting of the Daffodils, what does he like about it?
(a) That they sing a lot.
(b) The order.
(c) The passion.
(d) Their belief in the country.

10. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?
(a) Rose-10.
(b) Persiancat-12.
(c) Sunflower-5.
(d) Daffodil-11.

11. When Wilburn runs for president, what is his campaign slogan?
(a) "No more goatsuckers!"
(b) "Two for the price of one!"
(c) "Lonesome no more!"
(d) "Dream it, live it!"

12. Who does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee look like?
(a) Dr. Mott.
(b) Wilbur's father.
(c) Eliza.
(d) Elvis Presley.

13. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?
(a) All of these.
(b) Love one another.
(c) Stop feeling lonely.
(d) Evolve.

14. During Wilbur's first year in office, what is the mental state of most Americans?
(a) Outraged.
(b) Angry.
(c) Happy.
(d) Depressed.

15. What is the name of the second illness to sweep through the United States?
(a) The Blue Flu.
(b) The Green Death.
(c) Crystal Coughers.
(d) Flu Cough 101.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do Wilbur and Eliza write together, during their reunion?

2. What does Wilbur dislike about his life with the Raspberries?

3. On the night of his graduation, Eliza speaks to Wilbur from what?

4. Where does Eliza buy a condo?

5. What song does Isadore like to sing while sweeping?

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