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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. The first woman Wilbur marries is what?
(a) A fan of turtles.
(b) A drunk.
(c) Rich.
(d) Deformed.

2. At his graduation, what does Walter assume his mother has bought him?
(a) A Rolex.
(b) A Rolls Royce.
(c) A statue.
(d) A medical center.

3. How long after Eliza's death does her mother die?
(a) 5 years.
(b) 2 weeks.
(c) 3 days.
(d) 50 years.

4. How does Wilbur learn of Eliza's trip to China?
(a) She sends him a letter.
(b) It is on the news.
(c) Their mother.
(d) Fu Manchu.

5. Who does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee look like?
(a) Dr. Mott.
(b) Elvis Presley.
(c) Wilbur's father.
(d) Eliza.

6. What does Vera give Wilbur for his 100th birthday?
(a) A homemade necklace.
(b) A slave.
(c) A photo of Eliza.
(d) 1000 candlesticks.

7. On the night of his graduation, Eliza speaks to Wilbur from what?
(a) A dream.
(b) Telepathically.
(c) A video.
(d) A helicopter.

8. What does Budweiser do when gravity shifts?
(a) He flies away.
(b) He dies.
(c) He rescues Wilbur.
(d) He takes Wilbur to Eliza.

9. What battle do Wilbur and Vera discuss?
(a) The Battle of Maxinkuckee.
(b) The Clash of the Daffodils.
(c) The Battle of the Raspberries.
(d) The Clash of the Hearts.

10. Who rules Michigan?
(a) The Parrots.
(b) The Daffodils.
(c) The King of Michigan.
(d) The Queen of the Great Lakes.

11. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?
(a) Daffodil-11.
(b) Persiancat-12.
(c) Sunflower-5.
(d) Rose-10.

12. What is the name of the religious cult that starts when Wilbur is in office?
(a) The Church of Jesus Christ the Kidnapped.
(b) The Church of God the Runaway.
(c) Time Travel and Jesus.
(d) Jesus, God, and Gravity.

13. Why do the Daffodils deny Cousin Grace the right to assist refugees?
(a) She is not a good housekeeper.
(b) She lives out in the country.
(c) The government is watching her.
(d) Her home is not big enough.

14. Since Wilbur is no longer president, how does he introduce himself to the Daffodils?
(a) Brother Wilber.
(b) Former President Wilbur.
(c) Cousin Wilbur.
(d) El Past Presidente.

15. How does Wilbur cope with Eliza's death?
(a) He takes pills.
(b) He drinks to much.
(c) He gets remarried.
(d) He writes love poems.

Short Answer Questions

1. What happens to the world as gravity shifts?

2. What do most people give Vera as a gift?

3. Where does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee live?

4. What is Sophie's family newspaper called?

5. Once he is dead, Eliza suggests her father was actually a what?

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