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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Budweiser do when gravity shifts?
(a) He dies.
(b) He flies away.
(c) He takes Wilbur to Eliza.
(d) He rescues Wilbur.

2. How old is Wilbur's 2nd wife?
(a) 23.
(b) 90.
(c) 46.
(d) 58.

3. When does Wilbur learn of Eliza's death?
(a) The day he gets divorced.
(b) St. Patrick's day.
(c) Their 50th birthday.
(d) 4th of July.

4. Why does Sophie crawl into Wilbur's office to discuss her new name?
(a) Gravity is heavy.
(b) She is pretending to be a cat.
(c) Wilbur hates it when she crawls.
(d) He is more powerful than her.

5. How does Wilbur cope with Eliza's death?
(a) He gets remarried.
(b) He takes pills.
(c) He writes love poems.
(d) He drinks to much.

6. Why does Wilbur go to Urbana?
(a) To see his ex-wife.
(b) To pick daffodils.
(c) To communicate with Eliza.
(d) To slaughter a cow.

7. What is the name of the second illness to sweep through the United States?
(a) The Green Death.
(b) Flu Cough 101.
(c) The Blue Flu.
(d) Crystal Coughers.

8. What color does Wilbur paint the oval office, after receiving his new middle name?
(a) Dusty rose.
(b) Light blue.
(c) Black.
(d) Pale yellow.

9. What is Vera's general advice about marriage?
(a) Avoid it.
(b) Get a prenup.
(c) Wait for the right man.
(d) Get a nice dress.

10. Wilbur holds his first senate seat in what state?
(a) Pennsylvania.
(b) New York.
(c) Vermont.
(d) Delaware.

11. How long is Wilbur tied to Wilma's bed?
(a) 3 days and 3 nights.
(b) 1 afternoon.
(c) 6 days and 6 nights.
(d) A week.

12. What is Wilbur's family newspaper called?
(a) Nuts for Daphne.
(b) New York Past.
(c) The New York Mines.
(d) Daffy-nition.

13. When Wilbur attends a meeting, how old is the new chairperson of the Daffodils?
(a) 55.
(b) 70.
(c) 101.
(d) 11.

14. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?
(a) Loneliness.
(b) Despair.
(c) Love.
(d) Poverty.

15. Once he is dead, Eliza suggests her father was actually a what?
(a) Box turtle.
(b) Slider turtle.
(c) Tortoise.
(d) Sea turtle.

Short Answer Questions

1. How long after Eliza's death does her mother die?

2. What does the expression "going to China" mean?

3. During Wilbur's first year in office, what is the mental state of most Americans?

4. At his graduation, what does Walter assume his mother has bought him?

5. What disease does David suffer from?

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