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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?
(a) Evolve.
(b) All of these.
(c) Stop feeling lonely.
(d) Love one another.

2. When Wilbur attends a meeting, how old is the new chairperson of the Daffodils?
(a) 70.
(b) 101.
(c) 55.
(d) 11.

3. What does Wilbur dislike about his life with the Raspberries?
(a) Their group initiation.
(b) All of these.
(c) Getting up early to jog.
(d) Communal life.

4. During Wilbur's first year in office, what is the mental state of most Americans?
(a) Outraged.
(b) Happy.
(c) Angry.
(d) Depressed.

5. Why does Wilbur go to Urbana?
(a) To pick daffodils.
(b) To communicate with Eliza.
(c) To slaughter a cow.
(d) To see his ex-wife.

6. Who is the most famous Peanut?
(a) A roller derby star.
(b) A convicted felon.
(c) Wilbur's mother.
(d) A movie star.

7. When the majority of the nation is wiped out, what remains?
(a) Families.
(b) Chinese restaurants.
(c) Horse farms.
(d) Amusement parks.

8. Wilbur is happy that Sophie never read what?
(a) His memoir.
(b) The Peanut directory.
(c) His diary.
(d) The Daffodil directory.

9. What is the universal middle name for slaves?
(a) Squirrel-7.
(b) Rabbit-6.
(c) Chipmunk-5.
(d) Turtle-1.

10. What happens to the world as gravity shifts?
(a) Everything gets heavy.
(b) Everything flies away.
(c) The oceans take over the land.
(d) Black holes form in pot holes.

11. What does the publisher rename the book written by Wilbur and Eliza?
(a) He Thinks, She Thinks.
(b) Goat Suckers and Ruining Lives.
(c) So You Went and Had a Baby.
(d) So You Want to Speak Chinese.

12. Who rules Michigan?
(a) The Parrots.
(b) The King of Michigan.
(c) The Queen of the Great Lakes.
(d) The Daffodils.

13. What is Sophie's new middle name?
(a) Peanut-3.
(b) Walnut-8.
(c) Harvest-15.
(d) Pea-7.

14. Where do the Raspberries get an antidote for the Green Death?
(a) Flower polled.
(b) Thorns.
(c) Polluted fish.
(d) Honey cake.

15. Wilbur holds his first senate seat in what state?
(a) Delaware.
(b) Pennsylvania.
(c) Vermont.
(d) New York.

Short Answer Questions

1. What is Sophie's family newspaper called?

2. Where does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee live?

3. Who forces Wilbur back to life when he tries to commit suicide?

4. What is Vera's general advice about marriage?

5. What does Wilbur become obsessed with following his presidency?

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