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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?
(a) All of these.
(b) Love one another.
(c) Stop feeling lonely.
(d) Evolve.

2. When does Wilbur learn of Eliza's death?
(a) The day he gets divorced.
(b) Their 50th birthday.
(c) 4th of July.
(d) St. Patrick's day.

3. When Dr. Mott comes to Wilbur's graduation party, how does Wilbur react to the doctor?
(a) With apology and regret.
(b) With little interest.
(c) He has a tantrum.
(d) He hugs the doctor.

4. How old is Wilbur when he gets remarried?
(a) 68.
(b) 50.
(c) 99.
(d) 70.

5. Why does Wilbur go to Urbana?
(a) To slaughter a cow.
(b) To pick daffodils.
(c) To communicate with Eliza.
(d) To see his ex-wife.

6. How long after Eliza's death does her mother die?
(a) 3 days.
(b) 2 weeks.
(c) 50 years.
(d) 5 years.

7. Who does Dr. Mott quote on Wilbur's graduation card?
(a) Dr. Cordiner.
(b) Eliza.
(c) Hippocrates.
(d) Dr. Seuss.

8. What is Wilbur's family newspaper called?
(a) Nuts for Daphne.
(b) New York Past.
(c) The New York Mines.
(d) Daffy-nition.

9. What does Budweiser do when gravity shifts?
(a) He flies away.
(b) He dies.
(c) He rescues Wilbur.
(d) He takes Wilbur to Eliza.

10. Who does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee look like?
(a) Dr. Mott.
(b) Eliza.
(c) Wilbur's father.
(d) Elvis Presley.

11. How long do Wilbur and Eliza sleep, following their reunion?
(a) 1 days.
(b) 3 days.
(c) 2 days.
(d) 16 hours.

12. What does the expression "going to China" mean?
(a) Getting married.
(b) Committing suicide.
(c) Acting like Eliza.
(d) Getting drunk.

13. What is Sophie's new middle name?
(a) Peanut-3.
(b) Pea-7.
(c) Harvest-15.
(d) Walnut-8.

14. Why do the Daffodils deny Cousin Grace the right to assist refugees?
(a) The government is watching her.
(b) Her home is not big enough.
(c) She lives out in the country.
(d) She is not a good housekeeper.

15. How does Wilbur plan to commit suicide?
(a) Inhaling tiny Chinese people.
(b) Jumping off the Empire State Building.
(c) Visiting Mars.
(d) Going to China.

Short Answer Questions

1. What truth does Wilbur reveal to Eliza, on the night of his graduation?

2. What does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee want control of?

3. How long is Wilbur tied to Wilma's bed?

4. When Wilbur attends a meeting, how old is the new chairperson of the Daffodils?

5. When Wilbur speaks with a deceased Eliza, what does she ask him to do?

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