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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. On the night of his graduation, Eliza speaks to Wilbur from what?
(a) A helicopter.
(b) A video.
(c) A dream.
(d) Telepathically.

2. When confronting Wilbur about her inheritance, Eliza claims that who has become her real family?
(a) Betty Brown.
(b) Mushari.
(c) Dr. Cordiner.
(d) Dr. Mott.

3. What does Budweiser do when gravity shifts?
(a) He takes Wilbur to Eliza.
(b) He dies.
(c) He rescues Wilbur.
(d) He flies away.

4. What does Wilbur become obsessed with following his presidency?
(a) Doing hair.
(b) Keeping clean.
(c) His middle name.
(d) Counting objects.

5. What do Wilbur and Eliza write together, during their reunion?
(a) A deposition against their parents.
(b) A manual on raising children.
(c) A study of mental telepathy.
(d) A book of Chinese experiments.

6. When the majority of the nation is wiped out, what remains?
(a) Chinese restaurants.
(b) Horse farms.
(c) Amusement parks.
(d) Families.

7. How many children does Wilbur have when he gets married?
(a) Three.
(b) Zero.
(c) One.
(d) Two.

8. Wilbur is happy that Sophie never read what?
(a) The Daffodil directory.
(b) His diary.
(c) The Peanut directory.
(d) His memoir.

9. What is the name of the deadly flu that hits the United States?
(a) The Albanian Flu.
(b) The Hog Flu.
(c) Death by Peanut.
(d) The Green Death.

10. Why do the Daffodils deny Cousin Grace the right to assist refugees?
(a) She lives out in the country.
(b) The government is watching her.
(c) Her home is not big enough.
(d) She is not a good housekeeper.

11. Wilbur assigns himself what new middle name?
(a) Daffodil-11.
(b) Sunflower-5.
(c) Rose-10.
(d) Persiancat-12.

12. What does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee want control of?
(a) Wilbur's papers.
(b) China.
(c) The world.
(d) North America.

13. Who does the King of Lake Maxinkuckee look like?
(a) Wilbur's father.
(b) Dr. Mott.
(c) Eliza.
(d) Elvis Presley.

14. What truth does Wilbur reveal to Eliza, on the night of his graduation?
(a) That they are not related.
(b) That he loves her.
(c) That he is getting married.
(d) That she is beautiful.

15. When does Wilbur learn of Eliza's death?
(a) St. Patrick's day.
(b) 4th of July.
(c) Their 50th birthday.
(d) The day he gets divorced.

Short Answer Questions

1. Who does Dr. Mott quote on Wilbur's graduation card?

2. What song does Isadore like to sing while sweeping?

3. What does Wilbur expect the new middle names will help humans to do?

4. Who tells Wilbur about Eliza's death?

5. What does Wilbur believe is responsible for most criminal activity?

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