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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What became the "center of GOD universe"?
(a) The local diner.
(b) Veg's garage.
(c) The Chappell garage.
(d) The high school gym.

2. Who went to the awards luncheon with Steve?
(a) The astronaut.
(b) Mr.Waters
(c) Chuck.
(d) Mr.DeMouy.

3. What did they have on the beach that night?
(a) Hot dog roast.
(b) Kurt Cobain's wake.
(c) Ocean swimmers' meet.
(d) A GOD club meeting.

4. Holly and Bill have been accepted to colleges far apart. What are they going to do about their relationship?
(a) They will marry before they go to college.
(b) They will write and telephone each other often.
(c) They are going to see other people in college.
(d) They will come home to se each other oncea month.

5. What did Dub cook for dinner the night she picked him up from the airport?
(a) They went out for dinner.
(b) Chili dogs.
(c) Hambugers and fries.
(d) Fettucine Alfredo.

6. Who was the senior who didn't graduate?
(a) Steven York
(b) Allison Kimble
(c) John Case
(d) Toby the Party

7. How did Allison afford college?
(a) Her father took a loan out.
(b) She got a Pell Grant.
(c) She is going to work for the college.
(d) She got a full scholarship.

8. Where was Allison off visiting?
(a) The astronaut at NASA.
(b) Stanford.
(c) The zoo in Tulsa.
(d) Her grandparents.

9. During the graduation prep assembly, what got the students' attention?
(a) The lunch bell.
(b) The principal yelling and screaming.
(c) Not being able to go to lunch until done with the assembly.
(d) The whistle of the coach.

10. When Steve came home what were his mom and stepdad doing?
(a) Shopping for dinner.
(b) Hosting a party.
(c) Making out on the couch.
(d) Cleaning the living room rug.

11. The astronaut called to congratulate Steve for what?
(a) Getting a new car.
(b) Being in the homecoming parade.
(c) Being a National Merit Finalist.
(d) Getting into a good college.

12. Who did Steve call when he got settled at college?
(a) Dub.
(b) His mother.
(c) Allison.
(d) His father.

13. The night Steve got home from San Diego what did he do?
(a) Went to work at the Cineplex.
(b) Took a shower and went to see Dub.
(c) Read a book.
(d) Slept.

14. Who accepted the position of faculty sponsor for GOD?
(a) Mr.Demoouy.
(b) Mr. Waters.
(c) Mr.Stokes.
(d) Mr. York.

15. What does Steve believe the astronaut did to his mother while they were still married?
(a) "He humiliated her in front of my friends."
(b) "He made her do the lawn."
(c) "He never let her join the circus."
(d) "He treated her like a show pony who did the dishes."

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Steve title his essay for Mr.DeMouy?

2. How many points above Steve's score did Allison make on the SATs?

3. Why did Steve become tearful?

4. Where did Steve buy condoms?

5. What did GOD have to provide to be recognized as a school club?

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