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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Why did Mr.Demouy's office stink?
(a) There was a skunk out his open window.
(b) The janitor sprayed for roaches.
(c) He had bad gas.
(d) Someone vomited in it.

2. What cassette did Steve and Dub play in the car on the way home from the dance?
(a) Cher.
(b) Barry Manilow.
(c) Pearl Jam.
(d) Neil Diamond.

3. What kind of plant did Steve plant in Mr.DeMouy's fern?
(a) A tomato plant.
(b) A marijuana plant.
(c) A cactus.
(d) An aloe vera plant.

4. What did Dub and Steve do at the dance?
(a) Drank alot of beer.
(b) Ignored each other.
(c) Smoked dope with the cheerleaders.
(d) Danced.

5. What did Steve have for breakfast after coming home drunk?
(a) Lean Cruisine.
(b) Tamales.
(c) Tortillas.
(d) Eggs.

6. What was Steve's first car?
(a) 1975 El Camino.
(b) 1970 Mustang.
(c) 1973 Opal G.T.
(d) 1980 Miata.

7. Who drives a drunk and passed out Doug home?
(a) Stan, Jr.
(b) Steve.
(c) Dub.
(d) Missy.

8. What does Steve's mom, Cindy, do for a living?
(a) Guidance Couselor.
(b) Real Estate Agent.
(c) Schoolteacher.
(d) NASA Astronaut.

9. After getting very drunk, who drove Steve home?
(a) Dub.
(b) Missy.
(c) Virginia.
(d) Rhonda.

10. Where were most of Steve and the astronaut's meals consumed at home?
(a) In the pantry.
(b) Over the kitchen sink.
(c) In the master bedroom.
(d) At the dining room table.

11. Steven York,a senior at Wakefield High, is in jeopardy of having to go to summer school for what reason?
(a) He is one English credit short.
(b) He is a stoner.
(c) He is making all C's.
(d) He moved from Texas.

12. How much money did the GODs win for most original float in the homecoming parade?
(a) $25.
(b) $50.
(c) $100.
(d) $10.

13. Steve's little sister's name is what?
(a) Laura.
(b) Dub.
(c) Shelley.
(d) Sarah.

14. Steve brings Mr.DeMouy what?
(a) A pen.
(b) A watch.
(c) A fern.
(d) A book.

15. What are Dub's parents' names?
(a) Deborah and Harold.
(b) Maureen and Francis.
(c) Lisa and Frank.
(d) Myrtle and Joey.

Short Answer Questions

1. What did Doug put in the stepping stones for his walkway he made?

2. What is the title to GOD's float?

3. On Saturdays what does Steve's dad like to do?

4. What does Sarah's boyfriend want to do upon graduation?

5. Who did Sarah enlist in the campaign to try to convince her mother to let her go to the concert in L.A?

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