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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What year does Elizabeth move to Texas?
(a) 1989.
(b) 1988.
(c) 1987.
(d) 1986.

2. Which character does Elizabeth envy sexually?
(a) The Meg Ryan character in When Harry Met Sally.
(b) The Kelly McGillis character in Top Gun.
(c) The Julia Roberts character in Pretty Woman.
(d) The Kim Basinger character in 9 1/2 Weeks.

3. Which one of these is not a form of speed that Elizabeth craves?
(a) Dexedrine.
(b) Benzedrine.
(c) Methamphetamine.
(d) Pregnozine.

4. Who wrote "Love is not a victory march / It's a cold and it's a broken hallelujah."
(a) Bruce Springsteen.
(b) Edith Wharton.
(c) Leonard Cohen.
(d) Elizabeth Wurtzel.

5. "Instead of being Depressed Girl, I'm _______ Girl."
(a) Happy.
(b) Blank.
(c) Neurotic.
(d) Sweet.

6. What does Elizabeth move to Texas to do?
(a) Find local bands for a recording agency.
(b) Write a novel about her mental health problems.
(c) Work a summer job as an arts reporter for the Dallas Morning News.
(d) Work as a writer for Rolling Stone.

7. Who is Rhoda Koenig?
(a) Elizabeth's flatmate after Manuel.
(b) A book critic for the New York magazine.
(c) Manuel's ex-girlfriend.
(d) Elizabeth's new boss.

8. Who does Elizabeth call to take her to her birthday party where her mother is?
(a) Matt, her boss.
(b) Bruce, her cousin.
(c) Pamela, her cousin.
(d) Sara, her neighbor.

9. Who is Debi Thomas?
(a) Her new best friend at Harvard.
(b) Her new doctor.
(c) The nurse who helps her at the infirmary.
(d) The ice skater Elizabeth idolizes on television.

10. What is one of the excuses Elizabeth does NOT use with Dr. Sterling to account for the accidental blowjob?
(a) She's an alcoholic.
(b) The Mellaril.
(c) The time change.
(d) She's a narcoleptic.

11. Who does Elizabeth date after Rafe?
(a) Stone.
(b) Nathan.
(c) Noel.
(d) No one.

12. What does Barnaby offer Elizabeth when she arrives?
(a) A cigarette.
(b) A Pepsi.
(c) A hit of acid.
(d) Orange juice.

13. Where does Elizabeth travel to straight after breaking up with her boyfriend?
(a) Providence.
(b) Cambridge.
(c) New York.
(d) Dallas.

14. How much money does Elizabeth's mother give her as she is leaving?
(a) $2000
(b) $5000
(c) $500
(d) $200

15. Which section of London does Manuel live?
(a) Wales.
(b) Hungerford.
(c) Stratford.
(d) Knightsbridge.

Short Answer Questions

1. What do her friends suggest she read instead in order to be happy to be alive?

2. How does Elizabeth get food poisoning?

3. Which one of these is NOT a couple that Elizabeth mentions always falling for one another?

4. Which of these is NOT a side effect associated with drugs created to treat depression?

5. Where does Rafe she needs to go while in London?

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