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This quiz consists of 5 multiple choice and 5 short answer questions through Chapter 12, The Accidental Blowjob.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. Which of these things does Elizabeth NOT wish to be instead of depression?
(a) A cokehead.
(b) Any real ailment.
(c) Cancer.
(d) A junkie.

2. Where does Elizabeth's mom go for three weeks when Elizabeth is three years old?
(a) To Poland.
(b) To Israel.
(c) To California.
(d) To the Caribbean.

3. According to Elizabeth, her roommate Samantha is a certain kind of "fucked up" -- what is her ailment?
(a) She is a Woman with a Purpose.
(b) She cares too much about fashion.
(c) She cries all the time.
(d) She only dates rich men.

4. What concert does Elizabeth miss because she suddenly feels sick?
(a) Butthole Surfers.
(b) Pink Floyd.
(c) Grateful Dead.
(d) Aerosmith.

5. On what holiday does Elizabeth gets chased by her current best friend?
(a) Day of the Dead.
(b) New Year's Day.
(c) Valentine's Day.
(d) Halloween.

Short Answer Questions

1. How does Elizabeth get food poisoning?

2. Which of these is NOT a way that Elizabeth imagines dying?

3. Where is she dropped off after the break up?

4. How does Elizabeth's mother see Oliver North?

5. Which television show wants her to come on as a guest?

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