View a FREE sample

Presidential Briefcase

The author imagines that the President of the United States carries this object around and could use it to launch a nuclear assault.

House of Representatives

This is one of the two houses of Congress in which the author visits during an off-session and is appalled by the mediocrity of the proceedings.

Supreme Court Building

This location is the office of the Judicial branch.

Audi 5000

This vehicle is at the center of the unintentional acceleration incident scandal.

The White House

This location is the office of the executive branch, where the president lives.

Washington, DC

This location is the capital of the United States, and is where much of the author's narrative is located.

American Flag

This object is central to the flag-burning controversy.

The Budget

The author says that this object is so thick and so extensive that no one knows the entirety of its...

(read more Object Descriptions)

This section contains 266 words (approx. 1 page at 300 words per page) View a FREE sample