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This test consists of 15 multiple choice questions and 5 short answer questions.

Multiple Choice Questions

1. What does the emperor say he wants the guards to do when the Vizier says that he is too full to eat the last bite of his food?
(a) Cut the piece into smaller sections.
(b) Open the Visier's stomach to see if it is true.
(c) Get the Visier's wife to have her eat the bite.
(d) Cut off the Visier's head.

2. What does Ysabell do to stop Albert from pushing her and Mort from the ladder?
(a) Falls on him.
(b) Uses a magic spell her father taught her.
(c) Tips the book shelf over.
(d) Drops a book on him.

3. What does Terpsic hate doing?
(a) Cleaning the fish.
(b) Cooking the fish.
(c) Catching a fish.
(d) Working.

4. What does Mort do without realizing while talking with himself?
(a) Ride through the palace gates.
(b) Kill one of the guards.
(c) Become transparent.
(d) Go through the walls at the Princess's home.

5. What does Albert do to the landlord that talked back to him at the tavern?
(a) Took away his mouth.
(b) Told him to put it on the Unseen University's tab.
(c) Turned him into a toad.
(d) Turned him into a mouse.

6. What does Death tell Mort that he must do?
(a) Make up for the elephant fiasco.
(b) Unite the kingdoms.
(c) Make sure that Keli and Cutwell get married.
(d) Take good care of Ysabell.

7. What had Cutwell been using as a bookmark in his book?
(a) An old chicken bone.
(b) A magic ribbon.
(c) A slice of cheese.
(d) A piece of bacon.

8. Who does Death say he thinks he can be friends with?
(a) The bartender.
(b) The green bottle.
(c) Mort.
(d) Albert.

9. What do the torches of Sto Lat illuminate?
(a) A statement of Keli's good health.
(b) An announcement of a royal ball.
(c) Pictures of Princess Keli.
(d) Royal proclamations of Keli's long rule.

10. What does Cutwell offer Mort when Mort arrives at the palace?
(a) A dancing chocolate frog.
(b) A enchanted sprout made to look like a strawberry.
(c) A pain killer.
(d) Hassenpfeffer.

11. What reason does Mort give Albert to help them?
(a) In order to make his past wrongs right.
(b) So that Albert can have a friend on the other side.
(c) To save Death form a fate worse than death.
(d) So that Albert can continue to serve Death.

12. What does Cutwell do when the elephant starts to rampage?
(a) Hides behind the priest.
(b) Runs for cover.
(c) Throws himself on the princess.
(d) Grabs a spear.

13. What does Cutwell explain when Keli refuses to leave with Mort on his horse?
(a) That she cannot imagine life beyond these walls.
(b) That she has responsibilities.
(c) That she is afraid.
(d) That she would rather be a dead queen than a live commoner.

14. What does Albert make himself a hat out of?
(a) Death's spare robe.
(b) His kitchen apron.
(c) Ysabel's night gown.
(d) Mort's carpet.

15. What does Cutwell say is the only thing people remember about Queen Ezeriel?
(a) She smelled like yogurt and was bitten in the butt.
(b) She died like a boob.
(c) She had far too many lovers.
(d) She was clumsy.

Short Answer Questions

1. What does the Duke say will happen to Cutwell?

2. How old does Cutwell say he is when the princess calls him old?

3. How does Harga's House of Ribs let their customers know what is available to eat?

4. What does Death tell Mort he prefers to goodbye?

5. What does Cutwell say about gods?

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